FabSwingers.com forum: Midget for stag

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wondering if anyone knows where I could hire a midget for a stag in galway mid February. The midget would handcuff himself to the stag for the night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you serious ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shocked and appalled in equal measures

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the term is little person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Strippers.ie have a guy but not available in February

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?"

Male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask why

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?

Male

IM OUT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one singing....

"Oompa Loompa doompadee doo,

I've got another puzzle for you...

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one singing....

"Oompa Loompa doompadee doo,

I've got another puzzle for you...

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me..."

Not anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I ask why "

somrthing different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He would have to dress as a smurf lol

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

I would think there in short supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this isn't how fab swingers should be shocking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a great thread. So shockingly funny.

Kinda like Frankie Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?

Male

IM OUT!!

Thought you were being set up with a North Pole Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?

Male

IM OUT!!

You sure he/she's not FOR you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shocked and appalled in equal measures "

What size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shocked and appalled in equal measures

What size

Very short?

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Yes I'm serious

they're fairly plentiful in uk but scarse here

Is the vertically challenged individual you seek male or female?

Male

IM OUT!!

Thought you were being set up with a North Pole Elf

Only if she has nipples like frozen strawberries

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Who ever is shocked or appalled get over it, happens the whole time.and the little man gets well paid for it

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By *herry_bombshellWoman
over a year ago

northside

Try ringing the leprechaun museum. Not trying to be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on two stags where this was done . First on was in a gimp mask and was on stag for two days . Then second one wasn't good as end of first night in club stag got piled on and dwarf got leg broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try ringing the leprechaun museum. Not trying to be funny."

Haw te toh te toh ta tiddle do da day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being on two stags where this was done . First on was in a gimp mask and was on stag for two days . Then second one wasn't good as end of first night in club stag got piled on and dwarf got leg broken "

Pmsl here

Omg I can't breathe! This must be the most random, politically incorrect and hilarious thread of the year!

I do hope you find him /her and tell us how it went... Hopefully with all limbs intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask why

somrthing different "

For whom, the midget or the groom to be?

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Why do the vertically challenged laugh when they run???

Cause the grass tickles their balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite small u can hire me if u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl here

Omg I can't breathe! This must be the most random, politically incorrect and hilarious thread of the year!

I do hope you find him /her and tell us how it went... Hopefully with all limbs intact

Laughing here too, I know I shouldn't be but wtf

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Haha, brilliant !

One of the most welcomed politically incorrect posts in ages .. Let us know how u get on !!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Ha ha love it

Mrs S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a darby o gill themed stag ? King brian

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

How did I miss this thread. Did the op find someone I wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss this thread. Did the op find someone I wonder."

Yeah, I made a mint in tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did I miss this thread. Did the op find someone I wonder."

I think he did, but he came up a little short

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By *elboy505Man
over a year ago

west dublin

doubt it..After all it was a Tall Order

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"How did I miss this thread. Did the op find someone I wonder.

Yeah, I made a mint in tips

Me comer tu txangorri. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost!”

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

There is actually only one in Ireland that use to do this a male he stopped last year tho I was nearly ready to pay one from England to come over at one stage

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