FabSwingers.com forum: worst message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello again on the countdown to 5pm so heres one for you worst message youve recieved on fab??? Should it have been rude ... disrespectful or whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was to post my worst messages I'd fill up your whole thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but i dont do gingers. Best reply ive ever had to a face pic.lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The worst one I ever had was "hey, I'm in room number 142 in *****'s Hotel. Come up and see me sometime. I'll be there until 11 am"

I saw it at noon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate those , I'm in Dublin for the night' messages..

Or when someone mails you and two mins later they mail u again n so on so forth..

I don't think I've ever got a really bad abusive message .. But I wouldn't give a shit if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bewleys hotel,wanna come fuck...no pics,no hello how are ye , needless to say we didn't go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. That's all in the mail. Every morning same mail. Never read them never replied to them.

Tomcat

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

I wanna bend you over and lick your butthole in Supermacs bathroom.

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Book a room and unlock the door.

Blindfold yourself and be on all fours waiting for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that's just fucking gas

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Nice legs..what time do they open...

Im gonna have sex with you shortly,you may as well be there to enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna bend you over and lick your butthole in Supermacs bathroom. "

Could of at least offered taco chips for afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst one I ever had was "hey, I'm in room number 142 in *****'s Hotel. Come up and see me sometime. I'll be there until 11 am"

I saw it at noon

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs..what time do they open...

Im gonna have sex with you shortly,you may as well be there to enjoy it.

Is it just me but is there some great humour in these haha

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

One of mine was an unsolicited 'mug pic?'. I assume they were referring to a face pic request that they just couldn't 'verbalise'....

. Plenty of other weird ones too, sometimes randomly b*tching randomly about other people.... Weirdos

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nice legs..what time do they open...

Im gonna have sex with you shortly,you may as well be there to enjoy it.

Is it just me but is there some great humour in these haha

Depends if your humour is warped like theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg the funniest thing just happened, I went to work without my pants”

She lived in the North East, I'm in ireland and had never seen her profile before....nor ever gain (if that's the funniest thing then she has a lot of life in front of her lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah funny do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

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By *lo1 slo2Couple
over a year ago

newry

From a female

Hi wanna fuck? Will you be my mummy and daddy?

Reply I don't feckin think so on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

'Any' mails are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

'Any' mails are great

From a certain catchment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

'Any' mails are great

From a certain catchment

Yea female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

'Any' mails are great

From a certain catchment

Yea female

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind fuckin fat chicks .....or my favorite ( that I get every week without ever replying ) is I'll meet you in the local woods & I'll even buy you lidl vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind fuckin fat chicks .....or my favorite ( that I get every week without ever replying ) is I'll meet you in the local woods & I'll even buy you lidl vodka

And you turned them down after that lovely message?? How could you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A M part of a couple:

"I'm in your area in 30 minutes if you fancy a quick bj"

Kaizer is a busy professional individual!! What type of society would we have if we all down tools for "quick bjs" - shiver me timbers

Also Kaizer is clearly a highly testosterone fueled hetro manbeast

Other than that all mails are great

'Any' mails are great

From a certain catchment

Yea female

Ah that one a year must be so exciting

Yes

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

The worst one i got was 'Met a lady from Enniskillen she slowly shit into my mouth as she masterbated would you be into the same?'

Hmmmmm......no and block lol. Funnily enough, sender is NLOS

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Holy shit! Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind fuckin fat chicks .....or my favorite ( that I get every week without ever replying ) is I'll meet you in the local woods & I'll even buy you lidl vodka

And you turned them down after that lovely message?? How could you!!

Ehhh I quite enjoy my lidl vodka & my trip to the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have been extremely rude then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must have been extremely rude then

Terribly rude!! Anyone who knows me knows how true this is

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

"You must have been extremely rude then

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thats not funny

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I'm not leaving you a verie Hal,you were a shit shag

Had to be my worst message

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over a year ago

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"My favourite was a guy who seemed normal enough but while chatting to him on kik started showing his true colours... sent me pictures of a gun and a set of knives he was going to use on me to teach me a lesson for being a "rude b*tch"

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Oh my god......!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to be a coward really that would do that nd a pysco you where lucky really to find out the pysco he was is he still on here

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

That conversation got wayyyyy out of control, my apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That conversation got wayyyyy out of control, my apologies

Ah _ilder, you know I loved the pic you sent me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god......!!!!!"

I know

I reported him on here even though I knew there was very little they could do, but just in case anyone else got threats off him. He insinuated that he knew where I lived and was following me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to be scary for you did you chat to him long before all this shit happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats got im a serial killer written all over it

you dodged one there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got this recently..

I can visit Ireland if you guarantee that I can Fuck you..

No pics no info,two veris on the profile... Delete delete delete

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Thats got im a serial killer written all over it

you dodged one there"

Plenty of em on here lurking in the shadows imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna bend you over and lick your butthole in Supermacs bathroom. "

I told you we could do that again you little minx but just not in Supernacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.

The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there really is no hope for the rest of us haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there really is no hope for the rest of us haha"

The nutty ones make the normal ones look more appealing so I wouldn't worry, unless you're one of the nutty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.

The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined. "

A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.

The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined.

A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that

Lol. I couldn't care less what guys I'll never meet think of me, I'll excercise my right to block the morons, that's exercise enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had 'you look hot for a chubby chick' lots of times.

The funniest I think was a guy saying he'd send me credit if I just rang him and laughed down the phone at his teeny penis. I declined.

A bit of exercise and you would be really hot but that guy will still be a idiot you can't change that

Pot and kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuck you bad can I bring my dog and a hurl so every time i make you cum slap my dog with the hurl wtf im still tramitised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna bend you over and lick your butthole in Supermacs bathroom. "

Tasty and tempting UU that's supermacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate getting messages saying "Hi" and that's all.. How do even make a conversation from that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message from a woman who had only been on site a few days telling me that I had all sorts of stds and you name it because of all the people I had met . At the time I had I think 5 reviews. I replied to her and she became very nasty. Lovely woman not lol

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"I hate getting messages saying "Hi" and that's all.. How do even make a conversation from that !! "

Maybe they're a parrot who's forgotten the words to Slim Shady Hi my name is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate getting messages saying "Hi" and that's all.. How do even make a conversation from that !!

Maybe they're a parrot who's forgotten the words to Slim Shady Hi my name is....."

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By *woforone2025Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm not leaving you a verie Hal,you were a shit shag

Had to be my worst message

that's the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm...'ur not my type '...got this one and was totally gutted, almost left fab and found it really hard to deal with....

...eh..you did mean worst message you got today didn't you???..

...eh..before 10am????....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna fuck you bad can I bring my dog and a hurl so every time i make you cum slap my dog with the hurl wtf im still tramitised "

Strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I git this one many moons ago went sumthing like this ..... What would u do if i put my cock in your letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your answer

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

What toilet paper do you use.

Was one.

I've lost the cars to the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember any so none can have been that bad.

'how r u' and its variations are the most annoying to me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in bewleys hotel,wanna come fuck...no pics,no hello how are ye , needless to say we didn't go"

As if by chance I got one this morning. Shame he didn't say which Bewleys it is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had "hi" with a cock pic. Great conversation starter I must say

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but i dont do gingers. Best reply ive ever had to a face pic.lol"

I love gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had "hi" with a cock pic. Great conversation starter I must say

Tomcat "

I get a lot of those..... sometimes it's just the number I get....

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