FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Nativity

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kaizer is starting production on Fabs first nativity play.

Kaizer shall play Big Baby Jesus! So we need nominations for the following......

Mary - any virgins out there

Joseph - good with wood

Wise men - we have a few of them

Sheep and Donkey -

The Innkeeper - someone fond of saying no

Answers on a postcard please

(Keep it clean)

Once we assemble the all star cast we can work on the script. The traditional story is a bit boring now perhaps we could jazz it up

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Im a virgin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaizer is starting production on Fabs first nativity play.

Kaizer shall play Big Baby Jesus! So we need nominations for the following......

Mary - any virgins out there

Joseph - good with wood

Wise men - we have a few of them

Sheep and Donkey -

The Innkeeper - someone fond of saying no

Answers on a postcard please

(Keep it clean)

Once we assemble the all star cast we can work on the script. The traditional story is a bit boring now perhaps we could jazz it up

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wise man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a virgin...

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't mention one but I'd probably be a good cow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't mention one but I'd probably be a good cow...

That's what we need, good thinking!

Practice your moos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the innkeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hung like a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mo-ooo-ooooo?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Obviously I'm a angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im hung like a sheep

Sorry I think I got that wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a star

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Im a virgin...

Really

Your name is doubting thomas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the donkey ! I like a bit of ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me down for 1 of the wise men, sure I might get a jump at Mary

Himself

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Put me down as a wise woman, I know there isn't such thing as becoming pregnant and being a vergin at the same time...

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

Wise man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a virgin...

Really

Your name is doubting thomas

No it's Jesus!!!

You wouldn't lie to Jesus would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put me down as a wise woman, I know there isn't such thing as becoming pregnant and being a vergin at the same time..."

Do ya fancy meeting up afterwards to help wet the baby head....oh and baby Jaysus head.. Better not forget about him

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Im a virgin...

Really

Your name is doubting thomas

No it's Jesus!!!

You wouldn't lie to Jesus would you

Jesus no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

I would to put ollie and I forward foe the role of donkey and sheep ....Ollie has one the finest asses on here ...and I follow it like a sheep...ba ba baby ....lol

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

Pmsl I've not met Tang but he seems mental. Like us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

Jesus wasn't born with a nappy on!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

Holy Jesus!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

Jesus wasn't born with a nappy on!

Big baby Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

Pmsl I've not met Tang but he seems mental. Like us

That could be arranged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

Pmsl I've not met Tang but he seems mental. Like us

Yip!!! Meeting for drinks soon, headers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

Pmsl I've not met Tang but he seems mental. Like us

That could be arranged. "

Yay your here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit!!!

We need a choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have great set of lungs on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Marty mone for the choir,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

Jesus wasn't born with a nappy on!

Big baby Jesus

Bottle or tit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have great set of lungs on me

Oh man, this is going to be some birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahem Ladies. ...

Kaizer in a nappy !!!

Jesus wasn't born with a nappy on!

Big baby Jesus

Bottle or tit?"

You don't these good looks from the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking Mr B would be a good Inn Keeper

Strong silent type

Pmsl aye that too

Him n Mr g with tang as 3 wise men!!! Hilarious

Pmsl I've not met Tang but he seems mental. Like us

Yip!!! Meeting for drinks soon, headers lol "

Drinks...I must warn you that I don't normally drink but when I do I don't drink normally....if ya catch my drift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McCarthy and Cj for the wise men...

Plenty of donkeys...

A few gullible guys to choose from for Joseph...

And Mary...good luck with that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Limericks number 1 Elvis impersonator wants to be a wise man!!

He is a King after all

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel

"I would to put ollie and I forward foe the role of donkey and sheep ....Ollie has one the finest asses on here ...and I follow it like a sheep...ba ba baby ....lol

Apples"

Just had to check him out....no lying there lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limericks number 1 Elvis impersonator wants to be a wise man!!

He is a King after all

I heard he got life

He should appeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Limericks number 1 Elvis impersonator wants to be a wise man!!

He is a King after all

I heard he got life

He should appeal

He's gonna make a return with the gift of frankenstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would to put ollie and I forward foe the role of donkey and sheep ....Ollie has one the finest asses on here ...and I follow it like a sheep...ba ba baby ....lol

Apples

Just had to check him out....no lying there lucky girl

And I have to agree about Ollies Ass too....... It's pretty yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots auditioning for the camel parts......obviously they got the hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots auditioning for the camel parts......obviously they got the hump

Camel humping??? Ya dorty hallion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a Virgin Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Virgin Mary

Ah no, does that mean the play isn't going ahead. What about some bi lad looking to be explored, we could get one of the TV's on here to dress him up. Oh if so count me out from having a jump at Mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Virgin Mary

Ask Ash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a Virgin Mary

Ask Ash

Virgin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a Virgin Mary

Ask Ash

Virgin!!!

Im sure there's something she hasn't done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the 'Laid in a Manger' please Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a Virgin Mary

Ask Ash

Virgin!!!

Im sure there's something she hasn't done

She can be Mary Magdalene in the Easter play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the 'Laid in a Manger' please Kaizer

Yes you can

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