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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1.That's not right- sum ting Wong.

2.Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu yu hin ding

3.See me ASAP- kum hin nao

4.Stupid man - Dum fuk

5.Small house - Tai ni po ni

6.Did you go to the beach - Wai yu so tan

7.I bumped into a coffee table - Ai bang Mai fu kin ni

8.I think you need a face lift - Chin so fat

9.Grate- Fa kin su pa

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'"

Ah cheer up where's ur Christmas spirit

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By *murphMan
over a year ago

drogheda

Dum shit Chinese are great people

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By *es deux lapinCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Benny Hill at his best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

Got an early Christmas present Benny Hill DVD sure be rude not to watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

Got an early Christmas present Benny Hill DVD sure be rude not to watch it

Get it on

Did ya watch Kenny Everett other night?? I roared, brotherly love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

Got an early Christmas present Benny Hill DVD sure be rude not to watch it

Get it on

Did ya watch Kenny Everett other night?? I roared, brotherly love

He is class have few old Kenny Everett VHS benign meaning to get them converted to DVD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLBW8L198GQ#

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'

Ah cheer up where's ur Christmas spirit

I'm sorry I don't see the connection between Christmas and racism, please explain?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'"

whereas yours is obviously a joy to behold it made my day, nay not day my week

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

fuck me someone is doing a great Red Tom impression today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'

Ah cheer up where's ur Christmas spirit

I'm sorry I don't see the connection between Christmas and racism, please explain?

I'm not racist and have friends from many different cultures and can laugh when they make a joke about us Irish it's not racism it's a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when were the Chinese a race??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since when were the Chinese a race??"

That's gone way to far man. I'm only having a laugh like

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'

Ah cheer up where's ur Christmas spirit

I'm sorry I don't see the connection between Christmas and racism, please explain?

I'm not racist and have friends from many different cultures and can laugh when they make a joke about us Irish it's not racism it's a sense of humour

Well if you can't see it I'm not going to waste my time explaining it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Above post - old fashioned, base 'humour'

Ah cheer up where's ur Christmas spirit

I'm sorry I don't see the connection between Christmas and racism, please explain?

I'm not racist and have friends from many different cultures and can laugh when they make a joke about us Irish it's not racism it's a sense of humour

Well if you can't see it I'm not going to waste my time explaining it."

Where were you when this was comedy in the 80s and no one gave a shit it was harmless fun grow up it's nothing to do with racism. You don't have to explain anything to me I know where your coming from but I'm only having a laugh and I'm sure you laugh at Irish jokes all the time

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway

"1.That's not right- sum ting Wong.

2.Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu yu hin ding

3.See me ASAP- kum hin nao

4.Stupid man - Dum fuk

5.Small house - Tai ni po ni

6.Did you go to the beach - Wai yu so tan

7.I bumped into a coffee table - Ai bang Mai fu kin ni

8.I think you need a face lift - Chin so fat

9.Grate- Fa kin su pa "
pmsl.. thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1.That's not right- sum ting Wong.

2.Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu yu hin ding

3.See me ASAP- kum hin nao

4.Stupid man - Dum fuk

5.Small house - Tai ni po ni

6.Did you go to the beach - Wai yu so tan

7.I bumped into a coffee table - Ai bang Mai fu kin ni

8.I think you need a face lift - Chin so fat

9.Grate- Fa kin su pa pmsl.. thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

Got an early Christmas present Benny Hill DVD sure be rude not to watch it

Get it on

Did ya watch Kenny Everett other night?? I roared, brotherly love

Damn! I missed that! One of my all time favorite comedians!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't laugh at a bit of piss taking?

It should be compulsory to watch blazing saddles before leaving secondary school.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Number 5 is wrong.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Number 5 is wrong. "

On so many levels!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Lmao I work with Chinnese n I laughed my head off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottsman walk into a bar...

Is it ok to continue? Don't want to be labelled a racist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottsman walk into a bar...

Is it ok to continue? Don't want to be labelled a racist

No I wouldn't if I was you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao I work with Chinnese n I laughed my head off lol "

Some one with a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw lads, it's funny. Take a joke and stop with the racist shite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw lads, it's funny. Take a joke and stop with the racist shite!

Ah someone has to take the piss or take it too seriously all the one with me I'm just having a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw lads, it's funny. Take a joke and stop with the racist shite! "

Exactly! It's a pisstake on how the Chinese language sounds to non speakers and not the Chinese people.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

What do ye call a chinese man with a video recorder?

Phil Ming....

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By *r x mrs rampantCouple
over a year ago

Mayo

"Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottsman walk into a bar...

Is it ok to continue? Don't want to be labelled a racist

"
ouch it was an iron bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do ye call a chinese man with a video recorder?

Phil Ming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since when were the Chinese a race??

That's gone way to far man. I'm only having a laugh like "
i was actually pointing out that what you were saying wasn't racist. He's using the word out of context

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since when were the Chinese a race??

That's gone way to far man. I'm only having a laugh like i was actually pointing out that what you were saying wasn't racist. He's using the word out of context "

Ah sorry get you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny Hill at his best

Ah benny hill, loved him

Got an early Christmas present Benny Hill DVD sure be rude not to watch it

Get it on

Did ya watch Kenny Everett other night?? I roared, brotherly love

Damn! I missed that! One of my all time favorite comedians!

If you have sky it's still available on catch up on the utv hub or you maybe cud get it on net, was called the world according to Kenny Everett

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By *IZZLERSCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Why is world gone so PC???? made me smile and I oriental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.That's not right- sum ting Wong.

2.Are you harbouring a fugitive - Hu yu hin ding

3.See me ASAP- kum hin nao

4.Stupid man - Dum fuk

5.Small house - Tai ni po ni

6.Did you go to the beach - Wai yu so tan

7.I bumped into a coffee table - Ai bang Mai fu kin ni

8.I think you need a face lift - Chin so fat

9.Grate- Fa kin su pa "

Very funny and some one had to rain on your parade with the racism bollocks.

One point though "grate" is that "mexican" i.e south of the border

For great.lol.

Hold on ..... am i racist too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant stuff!!!

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