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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The people in charge of Christmas have decided that there is no more room for two Yuletide icons and are cutting out either Jesus Christ or Santa Claus!

Who do you think is more important to keep??

Jesus:

It's his birthday

Can perform miracles

Died to save us

Santa:

His only day of hard work all year

Has toys for everyone

He's a very jolly man

Who would you pick to keep??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old."

But he still has Easter!!

Santa would be redundant and the last thing we want is another asylum seeker claiming off the state

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old."

Agreed.....

And who wants a man who only come once a year??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

But he still has Easter!!

Santa would be redundant and the last thing we want is another asylum seeker claiming off the state "

Out of 195 Countries, what makes you think he'd pick here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

Agreed.....

And who wants a man who only come once a year?? "

But he comes all over the world to millions

Kaizer is in the Claus camp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

But he still has Easter!!

Santa would be redundant and the last thing we want is another asylum seeker claiming off the state

Out of 195 Countries, what makes you think he'd pick here? "

Everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer your never going to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

Agreed.....

And who wants a man who only come once a year?? "

....Jesus has only come once yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

But he still has Easter!!

Santa would be redundant and the last thing we want is another asylum seeker claiming off the state

Out of 195 Countries, what makes you think he'd pick here?

Everyone else does "

We take in the least number of asylum seekers in Europe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

But he still has Easter!!

Santa would be redundant and the last thing we want is another asylum seeker claiming off the state

Out of 195 Countries, what makes you think he'd pick here?

Everyone else does

We take in the least number of asylum seekers in Europe..."

Look were taking in this unemployed North Polian cos this thread is deciding his fate

Capisce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kaizer your never going to heaven "

This is not news

Kaizer is hell bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Look were taking in this unemployed North Polian cos this thread is deciding his fate

Capisce "

North Polian Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Look were taking in this unemployed North Polian cos this thread is deciding his fate

Capisce

North Polian Lol!"

Ho ho ho

Could you imagine a Christmas morning with no tree or presents, just a good long mass and Superman I II & III to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Look were taking in this unemployed North Polian cos this thread is deciding his fate

Capisce

North Polian Lol!

Ho ho ho

Could you imagine a Christmas morning with no tree or presents, just a good long mass and Superman I II & III to watch "

By the time Superman saves Paris in #2 Jesus' wine will have me all warm & snoozy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

Agreed.....

And who wants a man who only come once a year?? ....Jesus has only come once yet "

Did he not have a second coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Look were taking in this unemployed North Polian cos this thread is deciding his fate

Capisce

North Polian Lol!

Ho ho ho

Could you imagine a Christmas morning with no tree or presents, just a good long mass and Superman I II & III to watch

By the time Superman saves Paris in #2 Jesus' wine will have me all warm & snoozy."

You could have Jesus wine in April with some Butler's chocolat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people in charge of Christmas have decided that there is no more room for two Yuletide icons and are cutting out either Jesus Christ or Santa Claus!

Who do you think is more important to keep??

Jesus:

It's his birthday

Can perform miracles

Died to save us

Santa:

His only day of hard work all year

Has toys for everyone

He's a very jolly man

Who would you pick to keep??

"

Pilot episode of south park solves this question and I mean the original pilot before the series got picked up. I'm such a nerd

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus. That water into wine shit never gets old.

Agreed.....

And who wants a man who only come once a year?? ....Jesus has only come once yet

Did he not have a second coming "

..there has been talk of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The people in charge of Christmas have decided that there is no more room for two Yuletide icons and are cutting out either Jesus Christ or Santa Claus!

Who do you think is more important to keep??

Jesus:

It's his birthday

Can perform miracles

Died to save us

Santa:

His only day of hard work all year

Has toys for everyone

He's a very jolly man

Who would you pick to keep??

Pilot episode of south park solves this question and I mean the original pilot before the series got picked up. I'm such a nerd

Tomcat "

What was the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quite bizarrely it appears Kaizer is the only hedonist on Fab backing Mr Claus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people in charge of Christmas have decided that there is no more room for two Yuletide icons and are cutting out either Jesus Christ or Santa Claus!

Who do you think is more important to keep??

Jesus:

It's his birthday

Can perform miracles

Died to save us

Santa:

His only day of hard work all year

Has toys for everyone

He's a very jolly man

Who would you pick to keep??

Pilot episode of south park solves this question and I mean the original pilot before the series got picked up. I'm such a nerd

Tomcat

What was the answer "

Look it up and see

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd keep Santa. I've a soft spot for bearded men!

Plus who else gets such celebration on their birthday?! Jesus has had way too many parties already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd keep Santa. I've a soft spot for bearded men!

Plus who else gets such celebration on their birthday?! Jesus has had way too many parties already! "

Thank you

He got Easter and all the chocolate, let SC have the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd keep Santa. I've a soft spot for bearded men!

Plus who else gets such celebration on their birthday?! Jesus has had way too many parties already!

Thank you

He got Easter and all the chocolate, let SC have the winter "

Jesus is well known to be good at sharing so I'm surehe wwouldn't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well seen as jesus birthday is in the summer anyway and was moved to suit pagan ritual, i think its only fair to have santa for xmas and keep jc on the cross for a few months till we need some alcohol free wine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might be wrong on it being the summer but it certainly wasnt 25th december

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus Kaiser...dyin...way too difficult when I can't even remember my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

changed my mind can i have candyfloss for christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changed my mind can i have candyfloss for christmas? "

Devil emoji...lol..you must be on the naughty list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaysus Kaiser...dyin...way too difficult when I can't even remember my name"

First name Candy

Surname Floss

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

id go with santa claus because I don't think any wars where started in his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id go with santa claus because I don't think any wars where started in his name "

And from your profile pic you're one of his helpers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changed my mind can i have candyfloss for christmas?

Devil emoji...lol..you must be on the naughty list"

id prefer to be on your to do list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"changed my mind can i have candyfloss for christmas?

Devil emoji...lol..you must be on the naughty list

id prefer to be on your to do list "

Down with that sort of thing!

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By *LICK IF U DAREWoman
over a year ago

good girl gone bad!!!!!!

Santa the most expensive prostitute you'll ever pay for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa the most expensive prostitute you'll ever pay for "

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa - A very well kept secret to make your life better. Plus he's a giver ...!!

Jesus - Had a great fantasy novel written about him. He is just looking to take and never give.

I'm with Santa on this one...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

without jesus, would they be a santa??

plus, seen threads up here asking people to say a prayer for kids, family and friends, don't think they praying to santa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm going to b boring here..but for my daughter I tell her its Jesus birthday , told her Christmas is about family and the above and the presents are only a gift..

In saying that she gets everything..

Can't win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay so hypothetically one disappears tomorrow from the Christmas scenario, which one going would have more of an impact?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"without jesus, would they be a santa??

plus, seen threads up here asking people to say a prayer for kids, family and friends, don't think they praying to santa.."

Without JC would there be any of us

#deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay so hypothetically one disappears tomorrow from the Christmas scenario, which one going would have more of an impact?

"

I checked with the marketing dept and they say Father Christmas...

Although they say if it was a choice between Santa Claus & FC, they'd want to keep Santa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay so hypothetically one disappears tomorrow from the Christmas scenario, which one going would have more of an impact?

I checked with the marketing dept and they say Father Christmas...

Although they say if it was a choice between Santa Claus & FC, they'd want to keep Santa."

What about JC?? Expendable?

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