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12 f##ks of xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do we get this started. 12 hot sessions of sex. Maybe 12 ppl. Or 12 places, who is up for a challenge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we get this started. 12 hot sessions of sex. Maybe 12 ppl. Or 12 places, who is up for a challenge.... "

Class idea... 12 guys... 12 girls... 12 places... 12 positions...

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Curious to learn more

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh that sounds intriguing...

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"How do we get this started. 12 hot sessions of sex. Maybe 12 ppl. Or 12 places, who is up for a challenge....

Class idea... 12 guys... 12 girls... 12 places... 12 positions..."

Liking that idea! !

Mrs S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we get this started. 12 hot sessions of sex. Maybe 12 ppl. Or 12 places, who is up for a challenge.... "

You wanna stick your partridge where??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we get this started. 12 hot sessions of sex. Maybe 12 ppl. Or 12 places, who is up for a challenge....

Class idea... 12 guys... 12 girls... 12 places... 12 positions..."

Love this idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it could be fun...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

U can count no one done

Carpark of a graveyard

Middle of nowhere

Wind howling around us

Happy Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think everybody pick their own challenge and the best completed challenge wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think everybody pick their own challenge and the best completed challenge wins "

Oh I wanna judge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you could do a come dine with me type thing... The Fab cum fuck with me... Give points for cleanliness, lingerie/boxers, variety or positions, wetness, loudness, length/girth, time spent.... Just need someone to do the voice over haha "ohhhh he's slipped it in there nicely..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think everybody pick their own challenge and the best completed challenge wins

Oh I wanna judge!"

Judge and jury!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could do a come dine with me type thing... The Fab cum fuck with me... Give points for cleanliness, lingerie/boxers, variety or positions, wetness, loudness, length/girth, time spent.... Just need someone to do the voice over haha "ohhhh he's slipped it in there nicely...""

Lol you watch too much reality TV!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a version of this a cple years ago...sent pics to ppl every day in the runup to Xmas..cant remember the lyrics exactly...but rem the first day was...

..a forearm and a cup of tea..

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.getting that pic approved was good craic..

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Or you could do a come dine with me type thing... The Fab cum fuck with me... Give points for cleanliness, lingerie/boxers, variety or positions, wetness, loudness, length/girth, time spent.... Just need someone to do the voice over haha "ohhhh he's slipped it in there nicely...""

Lmao appeals to me

Mrs S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a brilliant idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could do a come dine with me type thing... The Fab cum fuck with me... Give points for cleanliness, lingerie/boxers, variety or positions, wetness, loudness, length/girth, time spent.... Just need someone to do the voice over haha "ohhhh he's slipped it in there nicely..."

Lmao appeals to me

Anyone want to organise this with me so? Think we need 12 guys and 12 girls... Fairest way I guess is first to say yes is in...

Mrs S"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes, can see it now...(sort of to the tune...)

"On the 1st fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 2nd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 3rd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 4th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 5th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 6th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 7th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 8th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 8 hours of wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 9th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 10th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 11th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 12th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 12 seconds of joy!!!!!!!! 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

Fuck it, it doesn't rhyme...

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Ref above. .but it is pretty accurate lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Or you could do a come dine with me type thing... The Fab cum fuck with me... Give points for cleanliness, lingerie/boxers, variety or positions, wetness, loudness, length/girth, time spent.... Just need someone to do the voice over haha "ohhhh he's slipped it in there nicely..."

Lmao appeals to me

Anyone want to organise this with me so? Think we need 12 guys and 12 girls... Fairest way I guess is first to say yes is in...

Mrs S"

Yep lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Ah yes, can see it now...(sort of to the tune...)

"On the 1st fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 2nd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 3rd fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 4th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 5th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gay dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 6th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 7th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 8th fuck of Xmas fabswingers sent to me 8 hours of wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 9th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 10th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 11th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

On the 12th fuck of xmas fabswingers sent to me 12 seconds of joy!!!!!!!! 11 too good to be true profiles, 10 women seeking money, 9 inches of wood, 8 hours wasted chatting, 7 babes too far away, 6 women who blocked me, a 5 finger shuffle, 4 gays dudes, 3 men hating women, 2 sketchy profiles and a dude pretending to be a chick

Fuck it, it doesn't rhyme...

"

.... excellent!!!!that actually made me laugh out loud!!... well done you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you!

Folks

Please for the sake of the thread do not copy my reply into yours, it takes up a lot of fucking space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... excellent!!!!that actually made me laugh out loud!!... well done you!! "

another step closer then...?

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