FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the deal with.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok - I feel the need to vent - so here's a forum where you can can vent about the "wtf" things you see on here.

Example:

WTF is with the guys who take pics of their cocks beside things? like bottles/pens/mars bars etc etc etc.?

And I know its to show perpotion - but just have thier hand in the pic ffs!!

I'm tempted to do a serious of them for my profile but use mini marx bars, shot cans of red bull, mini cans etc. to make my cock look enormous.

Another Example:

WTF is with guys on a swinging site, mailing my wife and saying - if you were mine I wouldn't share ya - why the fuck are they doing on a swinging site for - to steal wives - retardo or What!

Hmm - gonna stop now - someone please join my ranting and make me feel a smidgeon less mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF is the deal with husbands feeling the need to divulge personal information on a public forum????

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i agree with you wait 110% on the 'if you were mine i wouldn't share you'

we have had a few mails like its a delete and block job for us..

Now onto the pics with tins etc im not really sure why its done but suppose each to there own on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL next to a mars bar?! hope he doesn't make a mistake when putting it into the deep fryer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a "Rant" brewing for a while now and this seems the perfect forum to finally vent.. So I'm gonna keep Wait company on the anger management couch for a wee moment here....

What is it with these people, admittedly mostly cpls, who write to you (albeit one liners, but hey us single guys should be grateful for ANY mail right?) and ask if you're interested in meeting up. The fact that someone has actually sought you out and gone as far as contacting you boosts your ego by a million percent and because of that fact obviously the answer is YES.. Like .. Dah!!

Soooo.. You write back thanking them for their time in emailing you, complimenting them on their profile, telling them how "kinky" the pics are with kitchen appliances in the background and how perfectly the colour of their kitchen table cloth matches the lady's undies and YES you would be delighted to meet them.. Any time.. Any where..

You supply them with every conceivable method of online contact - Even the promise of sending a few well trained carrier pigeon!!

So then you wait in anticiaption for their response.. And you wait.. And you wait a bit longer..

After a couple of hours.. Ahem! I mean a few days, for the sake of being thorough, you drop another "quick email", just asking if they have had a chance to read your first email.... Which of course, you know they have, but you dont want to appear pushy.. Or desperate!!

Then you wait again.. And you wait... And you wait even longer... But NADA..

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation but... WTF!!!

OK.. Rant over.. I feel soooo much better now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well u know in the past i've found that the more u try the less u get!! lesson is never to try! hehehe

You know what really grinds my gears!

what is it about lies that you hate most? I hate them, especially when you can tell somebody is lying by the fact that they wiggle their mouth and give overly eager eye contact!!!! I need to become a human lie detector with reams of proof that my methods are flawless!!! Then get a job on lie to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the deal with couples or single women sending friend invites without even a mail and when you send them one back saying thanks for the invite and the like they maybe mail you back.

So the mail pingpong begins (i don't actually mind it much lets me know them a bit better) or dies after you reply to their mail but WTF!!!! Why bother sending the invite in the first place if you don't want to talk and get to know people on here

If a single guy was to send an invite to them without a mail you would have it deleted straight away and likely get called a nutter!

ok i feel better now. Think ill clean up my friend's list now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor jsdd

i know wat u mean, i got about 50 winks today, and decided to mail some back but em nothing back, there cowardly and are addicted

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

"poor jsdd

i know wat u mean, i got about 50 winks today, and decided to mail some back but em nothing back, there cowardly and are addicted

i think 49 of them were mine,sorry,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we always get friend invites from single men without a message and better still they have no pics at all.

Even one liners such as '' Hey wanna fuck ''

Another one if we do get a message first from guys with no pics on their profile and we ask for one then we get a cheeky reply back so sod that shit !

So let the pingpong bounce

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i wanna have a rant to but u have all ranted bout the things i wud rant bout lol... but just had to join in and say the other thing u all left out was the not reading of profile ahhhh ....hmmmm think thats wot i might change our new name to ..READTHEPROFILE ..ok i may add more later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap '' READ THIS GUYS '' READ THE FECKING PROFILE FIRST. LOL hehehe

"i wanna have a rant to but u have all ranted bout the things i wud rant bout lol... but just had to join in and say the other thing u all left out was the not reading of profile ahhhh ....hmmmm think thats wot i might change our new name to ..READTHEPROFILE ..ok i may add more later xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf is the story with peeps who organise "maybe" meets then don't bother to confirm or not, they call it laid back I call it fecking rude - has tempted me to hit the block button on a couple of occassions

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

dont u just love these forums ...i do

its gd to know we not the only one who have the probs .... and its gd to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry hunnie....i will confirm in future! p.s it was cos u know cos i is meeting me landlord and i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too little too late

Now how can u make it up to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does wait realise what he has started? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate when people that may not have children expect you to drop everything to meet them during the week and when you say you have no sitter and cant do weekday/nite meets you get no reply or maybe the odd rude msg back. FOOKING PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

dont ya just hate the many women that can moan in the one forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan would you rather listen to us all moan in person???

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

hhhmmmmm but then if you's moaned in person its a reason to stick something in your mouths to keep you's quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy lollipops

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

"Yummy lollipops

was thinking something else lol

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

just a wee rant, why do people not own a cam or get one when they buy a pc its 2011 flip sake, aswell as people who been on for say 6months and add ya with one photo on there profile but yet when you ask them do they have a cam or msn to verifiy who they are they dont bother to write back i wonder why, the way i see it if your on here a few months with no pics no cam no verifications your not likely to be real we all didnt come up a river in a bubble your easy to spot from the crowd of people who take the time and be verified and make an effort on there profile...

i feel alot better now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Holy Shit - can't believe how much ranting this promoted - Love it, this level of support and rantage (NEW WORD!!) has completly removed my rant urges - I feel at peace with my fellow swingers.

xxxxxxx

Love you all, even Usee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god ryan your so right, wat is the deal wit that. You can get a tesco value cam for ten euro! Either they have serious self esteem issues or they're fakies! Do you know what really gets on my wick, people who think they have the right to correct other people on their own personalities. As in, god will you ever quit wining or do you know wat, you talk too much. Just shut up, your a bully and your boring. I call them trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF is the deal with twats who send you stupid copy and paste last minute meet requests - they are generally on the site over a year and have no verifications wtf is that about - I've had the same guy mail me at least four times a week always the same kinda mail - have hotel tomorrow night wanna some fun or in Dublin now wanna join me - I mean who the hell is he kidding

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww I feel so much better now - shall go back to polite no thanks replies

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

(quote) _ouple1234 "dont ya just hate the many women that can moan in the one forum"

"Ryan would you rather listen to us all moan in person???

or moan in more than one forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when people hate things for no reason.. other than just hating things .. haters.. i just hate that.. fs !

On a serious note.. I agree with the first comment at the top of this

"If I had you i wouldnt share you"...

WTF r these people doing on a swingers site lol..it bewilders us also.. have heard that comment over the years a few times.. usually from single guys wanting more than what was on offer.. ie .. emotional ties.. fuck that.. just swing and go..

new brand of shampoo there i think :P

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

"i hate when people that may not have children expect you to drop everything to meet them during the week and when you say you have no sitter and cant do weekday/nite meets you get no reply or maybe the odd rude msg back. FOOKING PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!

oh so snap and feckin snap,lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

we are doing well here have our own shampoo and short story book comin gout soon ...wot else can we invent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate when people hate things for no reason.. other than just hating things .. haters.. i just hate that.. fs !

On a serious note.. I agree with the first comment at the top of this

"If I had you i wouldnt share you"...

new brand of shampoo there i think :P"

Totally concur!!! I don't know how many times I've heard, "you look too nice to be on here" "he doesn't deserve you" "you look so innocent" hahahahhaahha little do they know

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim

"I hate when people hate things for no reason.. other than just hating things .. haters.. i just hate that.. fs !

On a serious note.. I agree with the first comment at the top of this

"If I had you i wouldnt share you"...

new brand of shampoo there i think :P

Totally concur!!! I don't know how many times I've heard, "you look too nice to be on here" "he doesn't deserve you" "you look so innocent" hahahahhaahha little do they know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a rant then thought better of it feel much better now

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

lol u ok now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RANT!!!!

I'm done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol u ok now

Much thanks nothing like aggressive typing to get it out of your system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who actually READ your profile and quote it and then fecking ignoring it

Miffs me more than not reading the fecking thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL ... it's good to let things off ur chest .. Oh and Wait ... you don't need a tiny can of to make ur cock look big mate !!

Oh shit that sounds a bit gay doesn't it LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fully agree with Hot Magyar.

If a single male shows by emailing a detailed reply showing that he is not the stereotypical male (with mini cans beside his co'k that he has taken hundreds of pics of to make it look good to his equally tiny brain) then please can people send either a reply or more than a one line reply even to say sorry no interest.... Rant over thanks Wait !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the deal ......Here I go :

Why do fellow users spend countless hours days mailing texting and calling to arrange a meet then after you organising and arranging stuff suddenly have their phone switched off

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