FabSwingers.com forum: How we first met

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While looking at Pretty Woman, I started to think, when they get married and have kids and the kids come and ask "Mum/Dad how do you and Daddy/Mummy first meet?"

"Well darling, I feel for him the moment his window rolled down"

"Well son, I fell for her the moment I saw her step out of John's car"

Can't think of any others but what other films, would have a ridiculous "how we met" awkward story for the kids. Or maybe some couples here have some good ones...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty o fish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell on top of him when I was really d*unk and felt him up.. He was sober and just loves to tell everyone how I groped him

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

As we met on here we've had to concoct a story of how and where we met. To make it somewhat believable we said we met in one of the cheesiest bars in Dublin on one of our birthdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr, 7yrs older than myself, spotted me when I was 13. Waited until I was 18 and got a mutual friend to set up a blind date. Proposed after about 8 weeks n married within the year. And the rest is history.

Mrs B

Ps. That's the very condensed version lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure telling the combined kids this story.

Well you see kids I met her on a swingers site and we had coffee in Starbucks after which she proceeded to put me in an arm lock into a taxi to go to her hotel room where we fucked like animals in heat for a number of hours. After that we went to a swingers club called the venue where I fingered the pussy out of her the whole night and made her squirt like a fountain. When we left there in the early hours of the morning we fucked like crazy people till we fell asleep and then woke up and did it again till after lunch (late checkout rocks)

Yeah so I don't think that story is suitable for the kids somehow

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condensed version for friends and family is that Joel and I met "online".. Everyone automatically assumes it's pof when it is fab of course.

The right mix of lust, fun and romance: drinks, laughter, sensual kissing, sex outdoors under the red full moon... We've been inseparable ever since and the best is yet to come

Clementine

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