FabSwingers.com forum: What was your favourite Fr. Ted moment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine's gotta be "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The episode with the Chinese folks and the tape on the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Lovely Horse..almost vomit laughing

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"Mine's gotta be "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse""

That and when father jack "dies" and "resuscitate" and the cinema protests...hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bishop brennon wakes up wi the bunnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Doyle guessing Todd umsious's name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be dougle driving the milk float

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest Lingerie department in Iteland.

‘If there were one or two of us, that would be embarrassing,’

‘But eight? We’re talking national scandal'...

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By *oldenFingersMan
over a year ago

Fairview

Fr Fintin Stack episode. Cracks me up every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost in Dunne Stores lingerie section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2

The "shoddy work one "

and the

"Small and far away" one

Classic stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

River dancing in a tiny caravan

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

o no its fr stone

would there be any point in saying anot

her mass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The biggest Lingerie department in Iteland.

‘If there were one or two of us, that would be embarrassing,’

‘But eight? We’re talking national scandal'...

Hahahaha! Totally forgot about that one!!!

My new (old) favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest Lingerie department in Iteland.

‘If there were one or two of us, that would be embarrassing,’

‘But eight? We’re talking national scandal'...

Hahahaha! Totally forgot about that one!!!

My new (old) favourite!

Yes Iteland, the never born bastard son of Mussolini who was planning on building a holiday home here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So father I hear your a racist now

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

that money was just resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So father I hear your a racist now"

What did the grape say when the Elephant stood on him?

Nothing, he just gave a little wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs.Doyle:pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box!

The pat mustard episode...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So father I hear your a racist now

What did the grape say when the Elephant stood on him?

Nothing, he just gave a little wine..."

I don't remember that episode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest Lingerie department in Iteland.

‘If there were one or two of us, that would be embarrassing,’

‘But eight? We’re talking national scandal'...

I was thinking the exact same!!! Laughed myself stupid at that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest Lingerie department in Iteland.

‘If there were one or two of us, that would be embarrassing,’

‘But eight? We’re talking national scandal'...

I was thinking the exact same!!! Laughed myself stupid at that one!!!"

And of course the true stories of the church were appearing left, right & centre at that stage so topical humour on top of funny as f*ck humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all going to heaven lads....wheyhay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The housewife answering the door to Fr. Dougal...... Thinking it was the randy milkman !!

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By *herryhott1Man
over a year ago

Cork

Many good ones so far but close behind wud be Ted taking priest job in America and the rest of the lot thinking they're going too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing my lovely horse in the bedroom, in fact everything to do with the eurovision episode has me in stitches.

Or hammering the dents out of the raffle prize....for a while there I thought I had it dougal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The episode with victor Meldrew.

I don't believe it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the best!!!!

Weak laughing

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

SACK ME! SACK mE I MADE the bbc hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dougal:

Those women were in the nip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dougal:

Those women were in the nip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be an ecumenical matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That money was resting in my account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was and always will be a hilarious programme.timeless!

The only other one to match it is only fools and horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I have killed this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has jack been at the toilet duck again...

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

From Jack dies....

The two boys are sitting up with the corpse....

Talking about Jack...they finally get around to the "ahh he wasn't such a bad chap"...as we always do at Irish funerals (no matter how big a rogue he was)...

Dougal turns to Ted and says

"Who are we talking about now?"

I always whisper this to my mum at family funerals during the eulogy. ...

Where she has to pretend to be sneezing or crying as she invariably breaks down laughing. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful now

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

spending night with graham norton and students in small caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father jack and his pet brick.

I love my brick

Tomcat

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Bishop brennon wakes up wi the bunnies

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By *eeperscreepersMan
over a year ago

Tipp

But don't they all have lovely bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its me own money Father, I just don't like doing the paperwork!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best line of the series was when Fr Dougal asked Ted if he believed in the after life.

Best episode must be the bomb on the milkfloat one. Dont go over 5 mph - classic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be an ecumenical matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh, Pat and Mary, such a lovely couple!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate dick burn ,classic line

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the cris the sheep episode where everyone is mumbling and someone shouts fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Ted is demonstrating some plastic toy cows to Dougal.

Father Ted: …OK, one last time. These are small… but the ones out there are far away.

Small…

far away…

But to many to really pick from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the cris the sheep episode where everyone is mumbling and someone shouts fucking hell"

Hahaha I love that one

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By *olfer14Man
over a year ago

newcastle west

What about the football match. Dougal sent to mind the corner flag.....class... and Mrs. Doyle and the women singing in the terrace....hilarious.....

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By *ocko123Man
over a year ago

Derry

Dunnes Stores, Ladies Underwear Section!

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

The epitome of political correctness

Oh no they all have lovely bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dougal: (waves his hands in a very rough approximation of the sign of the cross) Well, we are gathered here today to join two people to... oh, sorry, that's not it, of course, yeah. (Beat) Well Father, best o' luck. (claps Jack on the back; Jack's head slumps forward and Sister Monica glares at Dougal) Oh, of course, yeah, there's more. Eh, sorry I didn't get a chance to see you off. I don't know if I should be talking to you down here or up there... I'll look up there. (looks skyward) So anyway, you're up there now with Our Lord, and Stalin, and Bob Marley, and the rest of them, and, eh, of course my own parents... eh, actually, I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to them. Ah, hello Mammy, and Daddy, er, hope they're looking after you up there...

Sister Monica: The Latin, Father!

Dougal: Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eh... totus tuus minimus canis Costacurta Baggio Roberto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You where wearing your red jumper

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