FabSwingers.com forum: feck it anyway

By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Okay as some of you may know ...I ..Apples recently broke my arm ..and am coping and managing many day to day tasks effectively ...mind you with some degrees of difficulty ....so I won't complain as I am professional aware how worse off I could be.....however this morning I have a particular issue that I should have foreseen...I let ollie head off this morning without getting his assistance with putting on my bra .....something I currently am completely uncapable of doing alone ...ah poo....is all I can say !

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Set the girls free!!!!!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Ring his boss and ask if he can come home to put on your bra!!

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

"Set the girls free!!!!!

Oh god no! Gotta contain these girls ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Button it from the front and twist it around then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the who's near feature to see if there's anyone around to help

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"Button it from the front and twist it around then

Far far easier said than done. I spent two months in a cast a few years ago and the amount of basic shit it stopped me from doing was scary. Including basics like dressing ones self. Most of us struggle two handed with a bra; one is nigh impossible

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm just dropping the wife off at bingo in your area this minute!

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

One handed twisted thingies a no go.....Ahhhhhh!

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

I can lend you my Corselets if you like. Roll em on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah balls!

Let 'em bounce?

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Sure he's probably looking in your window already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

"
....I'm out the back

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"Okay as some of you may know ...I ..Apples recently broke my arm ..and am coping and managing many day to day tasks effectively ...mind you with some degrees of difficulty ....so I won't complain as I am professional aware how worse off I could be.....however this morning I have a particular issue that I should have foreseen...I let ollie head off this morning without getting his assistance with putting on my bra .....something I currently am completely uncapable of doing alone ...ah poo....is all I can say !"

I could open it with 3 fingers but I wouldn't be any good at putting it on...I'll have to simpathize with Ollie on this one...

Us lads train on how to take of the bra not how to put it on

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

"Ring his boss and ask if he can come home to put on your bra!!

You know Ollie ....he has no boss...lol...

He's out tending to another of his Lady clients...funny, he never works for guys. ..mmmm

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

More than happy to assist Apples

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's an excellent reason to spend some ridiculous money on new kinky lingerie! I'm sure there are bras with Velcro. Or what about kinky bodies/bodysuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apples has by far the a most amazing set of boobies I've ever seen they're just there and no amout of Velcro would work

I've just left work in your area otherwise could have helped

Ollie I think you need to return and assist lol

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Misscar is spot on!

After extensive research.....youtube have some pretty good videos how to put on a bra with one hand

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By *ancyachatnowMan
over a year ago

KILCULLEN

I'd agree with you

I must say you have a pretty nice set too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ya try clipping it together first and then either putting it over ur head like a sweater or step into it and pull it up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon? "

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!"

Love that

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon? "

She could be tied up bondage style by her bra having tried to put it on by herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!"

Anyone know Ollie's sign?

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment

Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment

Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...

Roscommon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment

Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...

Roscommon?

To be fair it does tick alot of boxes for a cave like place lol

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By *axxyMaLeMan
over a year ago

Bray

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Love that

*Whispers to Saxxy ... are you him

*whisper to Clover .... I might be...I'll let you know once I find a good Fabcave.. ideally a moist and warm environment

Swit Swoooooo Fabman I know the perfect spot that meets all of your criteria ...

Roscommon?

To be fair it does tick alot of boxes for a cave like place lol"

pollawaddy comes to mind...and brings back memories too

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

"Thank you ....but right now I am toying with Knockin in to pervie creepy guy next door to see if he is home.....lol

Guys it's been 4 hours. Has Apples been sequestered in creepy guys dungeon?

Ohhh this is true .... in true Batman style best send the Fab signal up into the sky for Fabman to rescue her !!!!

Anyone know Ollie's sign? "

Do not fear people of fab....

The sky was illuminated with Ollie's sign... (not so much a giant bat, but the shape of a giant cock)

Ollie returned in his beautiful van (Mercedes of course ) to save his gorgeous Apples...from pervy guy next door...

Rest assured...both she and my two bountiful girls are safe once again in Ollie's capable hands...

Olliepop

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Here Ollie tell apples invest in one of those sports type lycra bras she can pull over her head instead of dragging u all the way home to position her orbs so she can tease and tantilise u

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

"Here Ollie tell apples invest in one of those sports type lycra bras she can pull over her head instead of dragging u all the way home to position her orbs so she can tease and tantilise u

Thanks CJ....but apparently, or so I'm told....they don't make sports bras that size

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