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Fab Admin, What's your mental image of them????

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By *-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Kark

Only for fun folks so play nicely, you might get a ban!

I've an image that there's 4 of them in an really classy office.

A really hot married couple, they are the co-founders, he's a James Bond lookalike, always dressed to the nines, always on the phone, but always smiling. Drives fast and fucks hard!

His wife is blonde and tall, Lisa Murphy lookalike, always in a short skirts and heels, people underestimate her at their peril, she handle the top clients, has the power to put them at ease.

There's the hot receptionist, she's a brunette, she's pretends to be Missy Good Shoes but has a dark side, likes wearing black and dark colours.

And finally there's the geeky IT guy, pale skin skinny chap, thinks he's the only one who works, spends his day locked away in a dark office approving pics, he's envious of the sexy ladies, despises the men, he has a secret troll account.

They're all no doubt perfectly normal people in RL! And they do a great job! Thumbs up Admin

ps Please don't ban me lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's an easy one!

They're actually two former hippies from Slough who emigrated to India in the late 70's to teach Yoga in Goa.

Tarquin is the elder and taller of the two and is a committed level 5 vegan, rendering him a committed fan of hemp suits.

Ralph never goes out in direct sunlight and wears the same circular eyeglasses John Lennon gifted to him when he and Yoko spent six weeks perfecting the downward dog in Tarquin and Ralph's studio.

Ralph is the brains of the operation. What he lacks in follicular hair he more than makes up for in business nous, situating the office of his new swingers web connections business next door to the main Talk Talk customer service centre in India. Simply by running an ASDL wire into the banks of Talk Talk computers and bribing the "Chai boy" to get all the operators to vet the very salicious pictures that pop up on their computer screens, Tarquin and Ralph have set up a highly efficient business with low overheads!!

Interesting factoid -- that Chai boy later won a million on India's version of "Who wants to be a millionaire!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Architect" from the Matrix movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Smith!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 2 aliens from the simpsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beavis & Butthead....

Soz couldnt resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only 4 people in a call centre in Orsk who speak English !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's an easy one!

They're actually two former hippies from Slough who emigrated to India in the late 70's to teach Yoga in Goa.

Tarquin is the elder and taller of the two and is a committed level 5 vegan,

rendering him a committed fan of hemp suits.

Ralph never goes out in direct sunlight and wears the same circular eyeglasses John Lennon gifted to him when he and Yoko spent six weeks perfecting the downward dog in Tarquin and Ralph's studio.

Ralph is the brains of the operation. What he lacks in follicular hair he more than makes up for in business nous, situating the office of his new swingers web connections business next door to the main Talk Talk customer service centre in India. Simply by running an ASDL wire into the banks of Talk Talk computers and bribing the "Chai boy" to get all the operators to vet the very salicious pictures that pop up on their computer screens, Tarquin and Ralph have set up a highly efficient business with low overheads!!

Interesting factoid -- that Chai boy later won a million on India's version of "Who wants to be a millionaire!!!!"

Love it you should have written novel's

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By *-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Kark


"That's an easy one!

They're actually two former hippies from Slough who emigrated to India in the late 70's to teach Yoga in Goa.

Tarquin is the elder and taller of the two and is a committed level 5 vegan, rendering him a committed fan of hemp suits.

Ralph never goes out in direct sunlight and wears the same circular eyeglasses John Lennon gifted to him when he and Yoko spent six weeks perfecting the downward dog in Tarquin and Ralph's studio.

Ralph is the brains of the operation. What he lacks in follicular hair he more than makes up for in business nous, situating the office of his new swingers web connections business next door to the main Talk Talk customer service centre in India. Simply by running an ASDL wire into the banks of Talk Talk computers and bribing the "Chai boy" to get all the operators to vet the very salicious pictures that pop up on their computer screens, Tarquin and Ralph have set up a highly efficient business with low overheads!!

Interesting factoid -- that Chai boy later won a million on India's version of "Who wants to be a millionaire!!!!"

Lol! You're wasted on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're retired priests like jack out of father ted.....

" more wattter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nazis... harsh?

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Great forum thread!

They're all having a permanent orgy which they take turns off from to manage the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin are gentle souls floating on fluffy white clouds playing spin the lube bottle and keeping a close eye on the naughty peeps a bit like santa but he only cums once a year

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