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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was the most stupid or worst chat up line that some body has used on you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chat up line but a friend of mine described a lets say promiscuous girl as "having more rogers than a walkie talkie"

Made me laugh.

As far as chat up lines I think they should all be banned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy sing Galway girl to me, few little problems with that at the time I was blonde and my eyes are brown and we were in Limerick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a chat up line but a friend of mine described a lets say promiscuous girl as "having more rogers than a walkie talkie"

Made me laugh.

As far as chat up lines I think they should all be banned!"
That is brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had a guy sing Galway girl to me, few little problems with that at the time I was blonde and my eyes are brown and we were in Limerick "
Ha what was your response??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a fella ask a girl "have you a belly for a lodger"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard a fella ask a girl "have you a belly for a lodger"... "

Or to you want tobgobhalfs on a bastard.....not minevi just heard it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A friend of mine once asked a girl if she'd go to a funeral with him as he wanted to bury the baldy lad. She belted him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.

He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy"

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I herby distance myself from any comments or jokes I have made in the past present or future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look at bit like your sister

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


" Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.

He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy"

Disclaimer...

I herby distance myself from any comments or jokes I have made in the past present or future "

Holy sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend of mine once asked a girl if she'd go to a funeral with him as he wanted to bury the baldy lad. She belted him. "
oh good jaysus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Okay do before i even start i have never used this but a work mate has.

He walks up to an english girl in a bar in town, asks her what her favourite flowers are and after she tells him he says thanks, I just need to know what to bring to the funeral after I murder your pussy" Hahaha

Disclaimer...

I herby distance myself from any comments or jokes I have made in the past present or future "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve "
oh jaysis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend of mine (ahem) used to very sucsesfully i migt add approach ladies in night clubs and offe the following proposition

"Do you wanna go halves on a bastard"

How I eh him didn't get killed is beyond me... it's all in the delivery folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve oh jaysis"
yes exactly

ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve oh jaysisyes exactly

ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! "
Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve oh jaysisyes exactly

ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! Very true"
jasus tks!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Birds love when you show them some respect like letting them wash the dinner dishes the next morning. It's my little treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i think i got the worst line this morning from a mail

"jasus Christ id throw a saddle on that"

arsehole!!

xx

eve oh jaysisyes exactly

ive heard of treating women like meat but in this case i must be horse meat! Very truejasus tks!! "

Pmsl

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Is your father in jail? Because if I was your father I'd be in jail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Someone said Hello to me once, like how lame is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen this in action " do those tits feel as good as they look". I thought the guy was going to get a slap but to my surprise no he was offered a feel and lots more later. Knowing my luck if I tried it I would have got the slap.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I have seen this in action " do those tits feel as good as they look". I thought the guy was going to get a slap but to my surprise no he was offered a feel and lots more later. Knowing my luck if I tried it I would have got the slap. "

I tried that years ago but got reported to the principal. She wasn't amused either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your father in jail? Because if I was your father I'd be in jail. "
Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Carr's "let's not turn a simple rape into a murder"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you thought of where you'd like to be buried?

Cos I'd like to be buried bollock deep in you.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'd have baby would you light my fire but if it's wet turf how?!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If i ask you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i ask you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

Desperate

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