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By *aid back OP   Man
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.

iv been described as a great draught excluder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.

iv been described as a great draught excluder "

Could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your chest is disgusting"

And that was from a Negative Nancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My older sisters older sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Your chest is disgusting"

And that was from a Negative Nancy "

She was telling lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My older sisters older sister! "

Oh just so we're clear that was when I was 19! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf Hitler

I'm a really nice warm friendly kind of guy if I do say so myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My older sisters older sister!

Oh just so we're clear that was when I was 19! Lol "

There's 9 years between me and my lil bro, he was 22 and I was 29, took him shopping for new clothes and he wanted two shirts aswell as jeans and a jacket (cheeky fecker) and the sales assistant who couldn't have been much younger then me said "oh wouldn't you be a lucky guy, ask you mam there if you can get them all"

I was mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly I was 31 and not 29, and I work with numbers for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly I was 31 and not 29, and I work with numbers for a living "

It's your age loli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adolf Hitler

I'm a really nice warm friendly kind of guy if I do say so myself "

Hitler described you as warm and friendly??? Well I'd that aint a grade A endorsement I don't know what is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My older sisters older sister!

Oh just so we're clear that was when I was 19! Lol

There's 9 years between me and my lil bro, he was 22 and I was 29, took him shopping for new clothes and he wanted two shirts aswell as jeans and a jacket (cheeky fecker) and the sales assistant who couldn't have been much younger then me said "oh wouldn't you be a lucky guy, ask you mam there if you can get them all"

I was mortified "

Pmsl. I've had that one as well. My sister (four years younger) would run about shopping centre like something demented calling myself n Pat mummy n daddy! Again I was only 19/20 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Your chest is disgusting"

And that was from a Negative Nancy

She was telling lies! "

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adolf Hitler

I'm a really nice warm friendly kind of guy if I do say so myself

Hitler described you as warm and friendly??? Well I'd that aint a grade A endorsement I don't know what is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy old bastard"

I am not a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Grumpy old bastard"

I am not a bastard"
I have been called that as well.....Bu then again I am old!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called Robert Downey Jr a lot. Normally that would be a compliment but I hate the man. Crap actor.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Old man and then they put a

Fook u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old man and then they put a

Fook u "

Sssshhhh old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old man and then they put a

Fook u

Sssshhhh old man "

What ya say ?

Will ya turn up the hearing aid will ya

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I've been called a "pull through for a gun barrel"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Old man and then they put a

Fook u

Sssshhhh old man "

See no respect for ur elders that what has this country ruined

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.

iv been described as a great draught excluder "

Aah now laid..you are kinda warm blooded lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called egotistical and shallow because I asked to see a face pics of a couple before I'd give a yes or no on a meet.

I'm sorry, but we're pretty much all here for sex in some shape or form, and if I don't find you attractive, I don't want to have sex with you! How is that selfish?

I dunno, people are weird.

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.

iv been described as a great draught excluder "

It's terrible when you call yourself such things !!

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By *aid back OP   Man
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"what's the worst description anyone has ever to describe you.

iv been described as a great draught excluder

It's terrible when you call yourself such things !!"

shut up. you complained about the draught in the room then got me to swap sides of the bed and said thats better you block the draught.

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By *imdm101Man
over a year ago

Galway


"

Hitler described you as warm and friendly"

F**k it, I always suspected the bastard made it out alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blonde"

I only use it to my advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now "

By the looks of it I'd say u would

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now "

Well in fairness to her, in 60 seconds you barely get a glance of the goods, not even to mention a feel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ginger fucker...I held my hands up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mother fucker...

..but to be honest..she was cute!!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now

Well in fairness to her, in 60 seconds you barely get a glance of the goods, not even to mention a feel... "

.. Felt nothing ha.. Be a different story now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now

By the looks of it I'd say u would "

If I got me hands on her she'll be the one cuming first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was when I was 18 and having g sex for the first time. And I was shit ha gone in sixty seconds hadn't a patch on me ...first time.. not now haha.. If I seen her now ohhhh pay back .. But she said I was hung like a mouse.. Cheeky mare .. ID show her who's hung now

By the looks of it I'd say u would

If I got me hands on her she'll be the one cuming first "

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin

I've been told the worst thing would be for me to lie on top of someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been told the worst thing would be for me to lie on top of someone "

Cheeky bastard

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,

No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...

After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...

Ollie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,

No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...

After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...

Ollie. "

Wounder who that was

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Apples told a lady just before we got down and dirty that I was in my late 50's,

No matter how I tried to convince this lady that I'm actually in my 40's, I didn't think she was convinced. ...

After she she told me she didn't care that if I was almost 60 I looked pretty good for it...

Ollie.

Wounder who that was "

Shall we put that down as a confession...?

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