FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines for women to use!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!

5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.

4. Do these feel real to you ?

3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?

2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.

1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally only reply to the "wanna fuck" ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find honesty works best for me

If I use lines im surely going to make a tit of myself n b left red faced

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I find honesty works best for me

If I use lines im surely going to make a tit of myself n b left red faced

That's interesting so if u fancied the pants off a bloke in a bar and would love to have him doing press u on top of u what would u say as u walk up to him ???

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By *owlow123xxxWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Is your dad a baker those are some buns

You must of fell from heaven because you look like an angel

And my personal favourite

Do you know my shirt is made of boyfriend material

Actually makes my night when people use these lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think they are hilarious!! People have some balls to use them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't use a chat up line...in fact I am useless at all of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our grandmothers swapped clocking hens...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I hope that bulge in your trousers is your wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit off topic here but me and the lads used to think up anti-chat up lines... Like so so bad... Just for shits and giggles. Stuff like

"I had to go to marine collage just to learn how to motorboat"

"Back in home country the man fucks donkey, I think your much better"

Cause let's face it... Chat up lines a bs to begin with.if theirs chemistry people click.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find honesty works best for me

If I use lines im surely going to make a tit of myself n b left red faced

That's interesting so if u fancied the pants off a bloke in a bar and would love to have him doing press u on top of u what would u say as u walk up to him ???"

Two solutions

Go up n tell him he's hot n ask if he's single

Or don't go near him at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one...

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat wud u do if I kissed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Lob the gob right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Lob the gob right back

Himself did lol 14 years ago, dam I can kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here use my phone tell your mammy you,ll be home tomorrow

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Slap ur face and slip uy number before walking away hoping ud follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends bet me i wouldn't talk to fittest guy in the room want to go buy some drinks wit their money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Slap ur face and slip uy number before walking away hoping ud follow

Pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my pussy crying or are you just so sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a napkin cos your making me wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Lob the gob right back

Himself did lol 14 years ago, dam I can kiss

I'll have to take your word on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

Lob the gob right back

Himself did lol 14 years ago, dam I can kiss

I'll have to take your word on that one!

Hehe xxx good line tho

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!

5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.

4. Do these feel real to you ?

3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?

2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.

1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?

#3 was actually true at one point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the DHL one frosty...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Love the DHL one frosty...

Ull have to get urself a Rex and yellow jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the DHL one frosty...

Ull have to get urself a Rex and yellow jacket

Where will I get one...

It's so funny!!!

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Here's one...

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Hopefully I'm not so boring that you'll fall asleep

, now let's go to bed & see

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Wat wud u do if I kissed you

It depends which of you is doing the kissing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the DHL one frosty...

Ull have to get urself a Rex and yellow jacket

Am... I'm foxie. And I think the word ur looking for is red cj!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

Do you like cheese ? Because I'm an easy single

I never used that

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Girl you're like a dictionary....

...you add meaning to my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girl you're like a dictionary....

...you add meaning to my life.

The sunglasses at the end does not make that one cool to say to someone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the DHL one frosty...

Ull have to get urself a Rex and yellow jacket

Am... I'm foxie. And I think the word ur looking for is red cj! "

Sorieeeeeee Foxy dam autocorrect

I love this thread tho...

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Girl you're like a dictionary....

...you add meaning to my life.

The sunglasses at the end does not make that one cool to say to someone...

More often than not cheesy lines get the desired effect......a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this face? It's leaving in ten minutes, be on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well "For a Big guy, you don't sweat too much" gets me every time.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

They always have me at hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A line that works for me is going up to a group of 3 or more women and walking into the middle. 'Sorry for disturbing you fine ladies but my mates made a bet with me that I wouldn't come and talk to you'

Law of averages says that one of them will think you are a dickhead, another will think you are d*unk. And if you are lucky one of them will want to suck your cock. (You go in hoping that it's the good looking one that wants to suck you, not the gorilla)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't use a chat up line...in fact I am useless at all of that

Snap - I de never remember the chat up line and probably make a tit of myself and just end up going red in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Seen these on Facebook!!! Some for the women to use! Add some more!!

5. I'm having a sale in my bedroom. All clothes are 100% off.

4. Do these feel real to you ?

3. I'm studying nursing. We just learned how to bathe a patient. Would you mind if I practice on you ?

2. I'm not wearing any socks. In fact, I have the matching set on.

1. If I told you I worked for DHL, would you let me handle your package ?

Haha have any women on fab used any of these's chat up lines ha ha ha

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