FabSwingers.com forum: assumptions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You really got laugh when people make wild assumptions about you on here and don't even know you from Adam. Our favourite one was at a m&g a month ago when a guy from a couple assumed we were a fuck buddy couple due to the age difference between myself and kitty.

Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.

What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a clique in here...how hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat "

I personally use it if someone does something that makes me furious... it takes the seriousness out of a situation to call someone an absolute sausage instead of an explitive that would usually fuel a fire. Just do it inwardly, usually if you verbally call someone a sausage its met with confusion...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat

Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol

Kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat

Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol

Kitty

I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like bananas... plenty of them here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat

Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol

Kitty

I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me

Lol. I'm a huge fan of weirdly funny. Why be boring old normal eh? Embrace ur weirdness I say. ( it's the reason I'm always smiling lol. Cos in my head I'm being so weird )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wats age got to do wi it anyway ffs, sure himself goes nuts people assume always me on, if it's the witching hour it,ll be him n the msgs he sends ain't as nice as mine

j xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a name for those people Tomcat.... we call them sausages.

We have our own first m&g in January, can only imagine the assumptions that will be made if people actually look at age gaps

Sausages? That's a strange term. What's it mean if you don't mind me asking

Tomcat

Pmsl I love it!!!!! I am so gonna be using that in the future lol. I love causing confusion with people then usually they can't tell whether I am kidding or being serious lol

Kitty

I'm actually so relieved with that response... in my head I was thinking "awh shite, I let the weird out... that's it now.. it's all over". Lol it works though, trust me

Lol. I'm a huge fan of weirdly funny. Why be boring old normal eh? Embrace ur weirdness I say. ( it's the reason I'm always smiling lol. Cos in my head I'm being so weird )"

There are not enough thumbs on the internet for this... this is me in a nutshell lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I dunno, I haven't really heard anything back about me. I mustn't be worth taking about...thankfully

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

People assume I'm a lesbian I don't even like girls

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"People assume I'm a lesbian I don't even like girls

stfu you are worse than any bloke lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"People assume I'm a lesbian I don't even like girls

stfu you are worse than any bloke lol"
no I'm not haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it's not even me in my pics and I look like princess Fiona from Shrek....this came from someone who never met me. Maybe I do!

. You just gotta laugh, people make assumptions here without any knowledge at all. Par for the course on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People assume I'm a lesbian I don't even like girls

stfu you are worse than any bloke lol no I'm not haha "

Cmon ash, lets you me and belle open a lesbian play resort. You will have an absolute blast. And u will probably cause a few tsunamis too

You know I love ya my little pussy collector

Kitty

xxxx

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Allearently i am only here trying to get into females knickers like WTF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"People assume I'm a lesbian I don't even like girls

stfu you are worse than any bloke lol no I'm not haha

Cmon ash, lets you me and belle open a lesbian play resort. You will have an absolute blast. And u will probably cause a few tsunamis too

You know I love ya my little pussy collector

Kitty

xxxx"
hahaha wayyyyy to many people calling me that lately haha as long as the tsunami's are over me I'll cause as many as possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Allearently i am only here trying to get into females knickers like WTF

Ah jaysus cj,sure why would u be doing that,didn't u get enough knickers from my laundry last time u came to visit

Kitty

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By *ymguylMan
over a year ago

ennis

as ive no pictures up' im the invisible man lol'

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Allearently i am only here trying to get into females knickers like WTF

Ah jaysus cj,sure why would u be doing that,didn't u get enough knickers from my laundry last time u came to visit

Kitty

Yea but sur they had no crotches and me bits kept falling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You really got laugh when people make wild assumptions about you on here and don't even know you from Adam. Our favourite one was at a m&g a month ago when a guy from a couple assumed we were a fuck buddy couple due to the age difference between myself and kitty.

Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.

What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?

Tomcat "

You know what they say about assumptions, TomTom? They are the mother of all fuck ups. Someone on here assumed M was nasty to them.....*loud buzzer*...nope. Never happened.

People assume M is a wee push over cause he's all heart but my dark knight can fight.

People can assume. Most assumptions are wrong

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Sure apparently I'm a guy! !

Mrs S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure apparently I'm a guy! !

Mrs S

It's statements like that that make me get down on my knees and thank god I'm bi.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Sure apparently I'm a guy! !

Mrs S

That's a well hidden cock you have, well done on that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

assumptions who cares sure im the biggest cunt on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assumptions who cares sure im the biggest cunt on here "

No I am...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"assumptions who cares sure im the biggest cunt on here "

That's not an assumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure apparently I'm a guy! !

Mrs S

It's statements like that that make me get down on my knees and thank god I'm bi. "

On your knees are ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man kept insisting I'd meet him and make it worth while, due to been down the country working as I'm a make up artist, I was doing a bridal party to which I obviously couldn't let down and leave in middle of it and I was approx 5 hours away from bloke he called me fake I wasn't a real person even tou I'm verified and your man on site over a year and not verified,called me a virgin when I'm far from it and then called me a useless cunt!!

Some people are desperados

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cj it comes natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assumptions who cares sure im the biggest cunt on here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assumptions who cares sure im the biggest cunt on here

That's not an assumption

Ah feck yea Cj you got on there before me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numerous other ones made lately but we don't give those the time of day due to the person making them.

What the craziest assumption or even funniest you've had?

Tomcat "
but you guys are in the same age range we have come across couples where the female is in her 20s and the guy in his 50s an sometimes 60s but we never judge them love is love no matter what age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name

i always thought ur were a bit of fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name

i always thought ur were a bit of fanny

Quite Frankly my dear always thought you were a Dick too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name

i always thought ur were a bit of fanny

Quite Frankly my dear always thought you were a Dick too.

shusssh the forum regulars dont know me , im trying too be liked on one part of the site ffs just cos everyone knows ur cunt dont take it out on me

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By *timulationMan
over a year ago

sexerotica

ASS U ME

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ASS U ME"

Lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'v been called a cunt so many times on here im starting to think it's my second name

i always thought ur were a bit of fanny

Quite Frankly my dear always thought you were a Dick too.

shusssh the forum regulars dont know me , im trying too be liked on one part of the site ffs just cos everyone knows ur cunt dont take it out on me

Get a room u two

Text me the number I'll sit quietly in the corner and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure apparently I'm a guy! !

Mrs S

It's statements like that that make me get down on my knees and thank god I'm bi.

On your knees are ye

I live on me knees. People think I'm short but I'm not really.

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