FabSwingers.com forum: the status update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok folks...please have a laugh with this, but If ya wanna have a dig go for it...i dont mind watching ppl duke it out in the forums..lol

Give us your take on status updates, be cynical, be funny, be whatever ya want..ill go first..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'you know who you are'...

.this really means..

.'hey..im not getting anywhere near enough attention and haven't actually had sex in fucking months, so I'll post this to make people think my sex life is great and maybe somebody will fab my pics and send me mail!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt got laid in months meself mate

Just have to keep the head up, no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits, proof that men can pay attention to 2 things at the one time.

Himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh were not that selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do wish fab was a little like facebook where you can unfollow some people ...

There is a few i like to have on my friends list but the constant status updates are annoying ... who cares if your horny !

Or just had the best afternoon ever with the most sexy guy alive

yes i just met Elvis

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

`This is crap.. my site support ends in 3 days, think il leave`

WELL JUST GO THEN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Insert number) more sleeps"...

This means.."I'm going to be doing something exciting in a certain period of time and you're not.... Na na na na na.

I'm also assuming you will want to know but I'm not telling..

I'm also assuming I'll get the required number of sleeps and not wake up dead.."...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'All wet and sticky here'

Shiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!!!! I just fell into a vat of honey and the plug hole of the shower is blocked. What the hell can I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......"

Look at me my full stop buttons stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opaque reference to named individual"

Doesn't reflect well on the poster, there are all sorts of horses for all sorts of courses in here... no need to denigrate the supposed opposition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'xxxx(third person narrative) is not a happy girl.please read my profile '

'xxxxxx(third person narrative) knows where to find all the good cock'

'xxxxx(third person narrative) is glad you ladies like his new pic'

..these ones...and all derivitives of them are really easy to interpret...they simply mean

.'I........am a complete tool'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only here for the chat side of fab"

I also only watch porn for plumbing tips.

"Just curious"

I'm here to stalk my ex.

"Wet and sticky here"

day 26 of my refusal to shower is going well.

"Just shaved where needed"

You can now see the love/hate tattoos on my knuckles clearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet ?

Evidently not!!!!!

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

chill!!!!!!!!!

That wrecks my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'you know who you are'...

.this really means..

Oh dear I've just used that line lol

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

"'xxxx(third person narrative) is not a happy girl.please read my profile '

'xxxxxx(third person narrative) knows where to find all the good cock'

'xxxxx(third person narrative) is glad you ladies like his new pic'

..these ones...and all derivitives of them are really easy to interpret...they simply mean

.'I........am a complete tool'

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'you know who you are'...

.this really means..

Oh dear I've just used that line lol"

Pics fabbed & mail sent just in case...

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

"Male half looking to play"

"Male half home alone...any ideas"

Enough said really!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"

"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"

Why aren't women falling at my feet when I send them a pic of my magic member that guarantees orgasm after orgasm!!! They should be lucky I am allowing them to let me have a quick fumble and empty my sack into them!

Gotta love the male bruised ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one is easy peasy...

"Nothing but fat bitches in the hot pics"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

'Is it Saturday yet?'

Either means

Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are

Seriously what day is it today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is easy peasy...

"Nothing but fat bitches in the hot pics"

From oxymorons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one is easy peasy...

"Nothing but fat bitches in the hot pics"

From oxymorons

Pmsl....ohhhhhhh made be bust out laughing there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with the word "sleeps" as in "only x amount of sleeps until..."

Aren't you supposed to be at least eighteen years old to join this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Yes we have u blocked and yes everyone knows u don't like us,so yes it is soooooooo obvious that dig is directed at us. But hey guess what, this troll doesn't give a flying fook cos strangely enough ur opinion of us does not matter

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This forum is funny

.a lot of people who write them on their profiles are attention seekers.ps can ye have a look at my profile plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with the word "sleeps" as in "only x amount of sleeps until..."

Aren't you supposed to be at least eighteen years old to join this site?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one is.we are not looking for single guys if we do we know where to find you.im thinking ok then i will wait here until then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one is.we are not looking for single guys if we do we know where to find you.im thinking ok then i will wait here until then

wait a sec, but you havent seen my magic member which guarantees orgasm after orgasm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

)

That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?

Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Is it Saturday yet?'

Either means

Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are

Seriously what day is it today?

One of our faves. Yes on a site just like this one people do, on occasion, make plans. Doing a count down timer to the plan is classy. Let's others know there's not much else going on in the posters life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

)

That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?

Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not

But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

)

That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?

Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not

But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible......."
no you can still see the status updates. For example if you look at couples online you'll see our status update under the profile header.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is this "who's online" option? I've never seen that. Is it on the desktop site or the mobile version or both?

Thanks in advance kittycatty

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"'Is it Saturday yet?'

Either means

Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are

Seriously what day is it today?

"
fuck off u I always say that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this "who's online" option? I've never seen that. Is it on the desktop site or the mobile version or both?

Thanks in advance kittycatty"

Men online, couples online, women online under browse

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By *ob McFlirtyMan
over a year ago

Islington

"'Is it Saturday yet?'

Either means

Yes people I'm delirious that I've plans this Saturday and I'm being vague about what they actually are

Seriously what day is it today?

Ohhh. I must remember to update my classless status paying homage to the weekend ahead.. I was looking foward to it.. seeing as there is nothing else in my life.. what a killjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is this "who's online" option? I've never seen that. Is it on the desktop site or the mobile version or both?

Thanks in advance kittycatty

Men online, couples online, women online under browse"

Thanks, never noticed it before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'are there no decent guys on this site'..

..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means

...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or one of my other favourites is the veiled comments by blocked individuals directed so obviously at ur profile.

Kitty (the one that looks like a troll,but at least it's only dress up

)

That doesn't make sense. If you have said account blocked how are you able to see the status updates?

Whose online shows all profiles online blocked or not

But it doesn't show status updates in the forum. The only place a blocked account is visible.......no you can still see the status updates. For example if you look at couples online you'll see our status update under the profile header."

That's a part of the site we never use. Aware it's there just holds no use for use.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

one of the funniest I read was

looking for x number of guys for a gang bang this weekend also looking for someone to host us and x number of guys this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"

"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"

Gotta love the male bruised ego

I totally agree with this one!! Some right ignorant people on here !! Yes well maybe if you were more imaginative with your messages you might get a reply back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one of the funniest I read was

looking for x number of guys for a gang bang this weekend also looking for someone to host us and x number of guys this weekend "

Once seen "looking for a hotel that charges by the hour".

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By *tsUS1990Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

The ones asking for pics to be fabbed are a bit sad. Its like the kids who need Instagram likes to feel accepted and worthy.

I couldn't care who fabs, or doesn't, my pics. They are there so people kinda know what I'm like without the endless 'so tell me about you' shite.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

THE ONES IN CAPITAL LETTERS! NO NEED TO SHOUT!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Thanks hun.....you know who u are.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

""Male half looking to play"

"Male half home alone...any ideas"

Enough said really!!!"

Oh the other half is probably out shopping!!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

""Male half looking to play"

"Male half home alone...any ideas"

Enough said really!!!

Oh the other half is probably out shopping!!

or doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it the weekend yet?"

No,it's Tuesday,stop being a Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhh had a fantastic weekend at a party"

Ohhhhhhh hang on a min...

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it the weekend yet?"

No,it's Tuesday,stop being a Twat "

Nope it's Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is it the weekend yet?"

No,it's Tuesday,stop being a Twat "

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deleted all mails by accident"

Like seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked in a side street in a village near an isolated town in the middle of nowhere.anyone free to meet right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'are there no decent guys on this site'..

..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means

...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'"

I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once

Aka a disconnect from reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything along the lines of 'i am to be feared'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'are there no decent guys on this site'..

..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means

...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once

Aka a disconnect from reality "

What ?!!! but I am sooooo a princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never read them..

Though, is there any difference between status updates and forum posts about recent meets and exploits?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'you know who you are'...

.this really means..

Oh dear I've just used that line lol

Pics fabbed & mail sent just in case...

Much appreciated Candy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nothing but stuck up c**nts here"

"Women here need to get over themselves, ugly fucks wouldn't get a ride in a stampede"

Gotta love the male bruised ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish McDonald's did deliveries...

Who loves my curves? (curves really.....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'are there no decent guys on this site'..

..ok..this one is important..we all need to watch out for it cause it means

...'HELP.QUICK....bring ropes...my ego has escaped and is running wild...I need to bring it back into the compound.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I read that one as....why are only trolls messaging me...I'm a princess and deserve six brad pitts all at once

Aka a disconnect from reality "

6 brad pitts all at once. Even I'm not that greedy. I'd share sloppy seconds from Angelina anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not meeting for a few weeks " =

Am just waiting for this rash/cock cheese to clear up since my last meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Not meeting for a few weeks " =

Am just waiting for this rash/cock cheese to clear up since my last meet

LMFAO

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get a buzz when I'm named in a status update..LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shattered after fantastic the weekend....

This means I drank to much, can't remember most of it or who it was with and I'm still suffering. Pity and idolise me at the same time.

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

'Working my way through the hundreds of messages, so if you don't receive a reply please don't be offended' ........ Yeah right haha ... Work that one out

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