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A quick run down of Gran canaria swing bars and clubs. Answers a lot of questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Credit to justusboth2013

A quick post intended to share our views on the swinging clubs/bars we attended in November 15.

Naturally this is subjective and any given day can be different. But with an abundance of venues, there is definitely something there for everyone.

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Clubs

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2x2 - CC La Sandia

Visited Monday night as it was couples only. Registered online for a VIP pass where you get BOGOF drinks for their 10-11 happy hour.

No charge, nicely done out open bar area with friendly staff. The Pink lookalike makes a mean strawberry mojito!

Second section play area including a car to play in.

Very busy with sexy couples and a nice add-on is that they have an outside smoking area, very unique as most clubs smoke inside.

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Secret - CC Cita

From the leaning tower side, the first club on the right when heading to the basement. Minimum €10 spend for couples and 10-11 happy hour, buy one get one free.

Over 900m2 of club, probably the biggest club and very nicely kitted out.

Staff are friendly and OCD, which is great in a club as you know it is going to be clean and hygienic. The team go out their way to welcome you and we have nothing but positive words to share about this club.

Hottub available, you pay €2 for a locker with two towels.

As a mixed venue, There is a couples only area.

Smoking is inside, but as a large club it isn't as noticeable as smaller venues. Highly recommend a visit here and possibly our favourite club. Visited Thursday (twice) Friday, Saturday & Sunday. Very busy all nights, slightly quieter on Sunday than the previous three.

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Fun4All - CC Cita

Next door to Secret.

Again a mixed venue and minimum €10 couple spend.

Smaller environment but very friendly.

Plenty of couples, appeared more sociable than some places like 2x2 where play is a higher focus, in our experience of one visit in each place.

A bit smoky for us as the venue is smaller and lots of smokers.

Definitely worth a visit.

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Venus - CC Cita

Visited on Saturday for couples night. States that they open at 21:30, but appeared to be open at 22:00 like most clubs.

Lovely decor, quite a few couples but similar to Fun4All, it seemed to be the older age groups that attended.

Friendly staff though not as friendly as Secret & Full Swap. Gave us a club tour, but didn't explain the charges.

It's €10 minimum spend, but if you use the hot tub and play areas, then minimum spend is €20, plus you pay €3 or €4 for a locker and towel (although this is included in the total spend).

This left a bit of a bad taste in our mouth and think they could make charges far simply given there are many nationals that visit Gran Canaria.

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Full Swap - CC Cita

Diagonal and in the other corner to Secret and probably the first club you would get to from the Eifel Tower entrance.

This club is new to the centre and one we think will be a hit. It's got fantastic decor, very clean and two young sexy girls that are attentive, affable and welcoming.

Compared to Fun4All and Venus, I'd expect this place, whilst laid back, should attract the younger audience and the young at heart.

Like all new clubs, it needs time to build up a reputation and it will get busier. You can imagine our delight when we were club hopping and saw three sexy young couples at different venues, all finally make their way into Full Swap. Definitely a great place to visit and I think I would love to see this club open at 8pm and be a meeting point, as well as a club to hang out until 6am!

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Eternity - CC Nilo

Where most clubs are situated in Cita and Sandia is only 400 metres away, the Nilo centre is in the North part of PDI.

We went on Friday, as we heard it is a place to visit. Saturday apparently has more couples.

€20 entrance, which includes two drinks. €1 for a locker that includes 2 towels, 2 flip flops & 2 condoms.

There were some hot young couples here and a nice hot tub, but we didn't feel the staff as welcoming as other clubs. There was no tour and the club didn't feel as clean as others.

What was disappointing was to see a door of a dark room open and two used condoms on the floor. I know this can happen at any club and you cannot blame the staff for this, but parts looked a bit run down and maybe this gets reflected in some clientele not caring about the club. It certainly didn't leave a good first impression. I think we would try this club again but probably on a Saturday.

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Still need to try Afrodita in CC Cita and Tu y Yo CC San Agustin.

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Pubs/Bars

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Kiosk4 - Nudist Beach Maspalomas

Situated on the south side. Walk through the archway of the riu hotel then through the dunes for 15 minutes and you will see a kiosk with a rainbow flag. This is the gay nudist beach and to the right of this is the "swinging" nudist beach and kiosk4.

Simple and great for a drink in the open air and sun. Plenty of dunes around for people to have fun in, though we didn't experience. A meeting point for swingers during the day.

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Comeback bar - CC Cita (top floor)

A small bar and typically a meeting point for swingers before they venture off to the clubs or stay and mingle.

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Poison - CC Cita (basement)

For the nervous swingers, this would be a better option as it is a more discreet venue. Straight down the basement, past Secret and Fun4All and turn right. It is at the end with no other place in sight.

It is small and cosy, looked friendly and welcoming. Everyone we have spoken with have been positive about this place.

So whilst it wasn't our cup of tea and appealing to us, that's not to cross it off the list as people we the highest respect for, really enjoyed this venue. Our main concern was the size of the venue and that as non smokers (one with asthma) we were concerned that the smoke in the air would hang on us.

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I hope the above provides some good information for people planning to visit Playa Del Ingles and Gran Canaria.

There are many great places including the Yumbo Centre to eat, drink and party. This is a lot of gay clubs and cabarets such as Ricky's and Sparkles that you can enjoy the drag queen shows. If you are a straight man, then the cruising clubs are not for you and you may want to give them a miss.

The China Town buffet is fantastic value for money and do a fantastic sangria. Really friendly staff. Divinity is a karaoke bar for a song and a laugh.

The Kasbah Centre has a Brasilian club, if you fancy some salsa and dancing and close by is Little Brasil for a churroscaria (eat as much meat) experience.

May I suggest that comments to this thread are (as much as possible) reviews for the swinging clubs in Gran Can so people can share their experiences and then open other threads for when they are visiting etcetera?

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Hmmmmmmm very interesting , wull defo look back on this

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love gran canaria the last couple of times secrets was good but we find it depends who you hook up with to go with its great to go in a group!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely handy guide, did you submit a copy to trip advisor? (Someone should reward you for all the groundwork you did )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking info guys, much appreciated. Well done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the info we are going over in June for two weeks staying in playa del inglas been five time but never knew about the club's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Posting thread in an attempt to make it easier to find again ...Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting thread in an attempt to make it easier to find again ...Apples "

Haha! I already typed in "Gran Canaria" into 'forum search' to make sure I could find it later...

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico Gran Canaria

Any good places around Puerto Rico as will be there end of January.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Posting thread in an attempt to make it easier to find again ...Apples

Haha! I already typed in "Gran Canaria" into 'forum search' to make sure I could find it later..."

Soo looking forward to being Apples' oil boy...lol

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By *lareandjonCouple
over a year ago

clare/limerick

Great post so detailed and accurate but it depends on who you meet there. Just back from a great week there. La mirage is a swingers complex. We visited it on a day pass fantastic place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great post so detailed and accurate but it depends on who you meet there. Just back from a great week there. La mirage is a swingers complex. We visited it on a day pass fantastic place. "

We have la mirage booked for a week in Feb

Never been to that resort so are looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only experienced 2x2 and secrets. It was very late (around 3am) when we went into secrets and theyre seemed to be only a few single lads there. It was uncomfortable sitting enjoying a drink with my girl, with 4or5 guys hovering around gawking at us.... (mainly her i mean).

The club looks class though and has a fresher cleaner looking layout than 2x2

We went earlier to 2x2 and it was nice and busy when we got in there, it seemed very clicky and noone seemed to approach us at the bar except for one older lady who pinched my girls bum on the way past. We then took a look around the play area whis is cramped compared to secrets but there was a lot of guys standing around masturbating over one couple that were playing.

We went to the smoking area then and got talking to a really hot german couple who were the only ones around our age. There was obviously a mutual attraction but their lack of english and our lack of german put a stop to organising any fun.

From my experience i think any of them would be great on a couples only night. It seems they let in too many single males, which i understand, they have to sell drinks to run a business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great post so detailed and accurate but it depends on who you meet there. Just back from a great week there. La mirage is a swingers complex. We visited it on a day pass fantastic place.

We have la mirage booked for a week in Feb

Never been to that resort so are looking forward to it "

You will have a blast!

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

thanks for the info we are goin end of feb cant wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Hmmmmmmm very interesting , wull defo look back on this

Mrs crazy "

Same here Mrs crazy..., we're heading over for a week in April ...??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women "

Brad and angelina here is it?

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By *onesal20Couple
over a year ago

North East England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women

Brad and angelina here is it? "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women

Brad and angelina here is it? "

nope just our good young selfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women "

Just had a look at your veris

71 year old and 60 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the owl Gran Canaria full of old people no thanks shagalufe all the way hotter guys and women

Just had a look at your veris

71 year old and 60 year old "

yep fine men too they where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerry!! Jerry!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are here now and find its fairly mixed ragarding ages and something for everyone. We never been to shagaluf and doubt we ever will. Wonder what the weathers like and popularity in shagaluf in November???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are here now and find its fairly mixed ragarding ages and something for everyone. We never been to shagaluf and doubt we ever will. Wonder what the weathers like and popularity in shagaluf in November???

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exact same where u are right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt that, just having our breakfast outside on the terrace and again glorious sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doubt that, just having our breakfast outside on the terrace and again glorious sunshine."
same as shagalufe aka magaluf majorca weather is coming up as 19 degrees with sunshine so yep more or less the same sunshine u guys have but anyway like care enjoy your holiday

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By *andyLilRascalsCouple
over a year ago

Basildon

We're going in April...i needed this guide lol

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare


"We're going in April...i needed this guide lol"

Snap so are we, we may see you out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was very nice of u to put up that info OP thank u it refreshed my memory was there last year going tomorrow and can't wait

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare


"That was very nice of u to put up that info OP thank u it refreshed my memory was there last year going tomorrow and can't wait "

Enjoy Katie xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great info and great to see some new clubs to the list.

Comeback bar - CC Cita is a lovely lil bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 days until we're there again yeahhhhh

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By *ildareblondeCouple
over a year ago

Naas

We are a cuckold couple and enjoy club gangbang nights and recommendations on which club and night is the best? We normally stick to Secrets but would love to hear the experiences of other cuckolds in any of the other clubs. Coming again at end if November

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was very nice of u to put up that info OP thank u it refreshed my memory was there last year going tomorrow and can't wait

Enjoy Katie xxx"

Thank U will try my very best cc

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By *andyLilRascalsCouple
over a year ago

Basildon


"We're going in April...i needed this guide lol

Snap so are we, we may see you out there"

Were going 18th - 24th, when are you there? Xx

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"8 days until we're there again yeahhhhh "

You bringing your toy bag with you?...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday can't come quick enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was very nice of u to put up that info OP thank u it refreshed my memory was there last year going tomorrow and can't wait "

Well jealous Katie -enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are a cuckold couple and enjoy club gangbang nights and recommendations on which club and night is the best? We normally stick to Secrets but would love to hear the experiences of other cuckolds in any of the other clubs. Coming again at end if November"

2x2 swingers Club in cc cita. Sunday night. Check out their website:

www.2x2swingers.com

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester

This guide will be handy in 2 weeks

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By *ildareblondeCouple
over a year ago

Naas

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post, just got back from a 4 day visit in GC... not a lot of time to play but had a great time at kiosk 4 and Divinity bar at the Yumbo centre... great atmospheres ...both highly recommended and both give the opportunity to meet others before deciding which club to go to.

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

not much happens at kiosk 4 its the same as all the other kiosks..2x2 is the best place in GC / its by far the cheapest club there and chris loves to see the place full of irish to /

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not much happens at kiosk 4 its the same as all the other kiosks..2x2 is the best place in GC / its by far the cheapest club there and chris loves to see the place full of irish to /"

he is a good host and the caramel shots mmmm..

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By *ohn400Man
over a year ago

Dublin or anywhere

Yes he is very generous with the liquer bottles,he is one nice fella...stay away from Eternity club,its spanish and they dont want tourists..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes he is very generous with the liquer bottles,he is one nice fella...stay away from Eternity club,its spanish and they dont want tourists.."

Is that in cita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eternity is in Nilo. We always start of in Imagine bar in Cita.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternity is in Nilo. We always start of in Imagine bar in Cita. "

I wont ask where you end up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternity is in Nilo. We always start of in Imagine bar in Cita.

I wont ask where you end up "

Will tell ya in Friday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eternity is in Nilo. We always start of in Imagine bar in Cita.

I wont ask where you end up

Will tell ya in Friday morning "

Ah lovely, have a blast guys, peak season, spoilt for choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 days until we're there again yeahhhhh "

So jealous , have a ball or two lol xx

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Anyone else going from 26th October - 5th November x

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By *i winkersCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Updates.

Moonlight dreams. CC Nilo new club not even a year old next door to eternity it opens at 8pm till 3am

Wednesday and Fridays are €30 all you can drink including cocktails

Venus club is now closed its reopening as Equinox in cita should be good when it opens. It’ll be across from the fun4all.

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By *anarian guyMan
over a year ago

Maspalomas

I live in Canary Islands on maspalomas, Playa Del inglés invite to contact;) womad i couples;)

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By *ohnBh0yMan
over a year ago

LANARKSHIRE

Is this post still pretty accurate? Any info more up-to-date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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