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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its damp ,wet and murky... But enough about my underpants...

Someone tell a joke or something ffs...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A traveller goes into a sports shop and asks for a baseball bat The shop assistant asks which kind he wants the traveller asks what he means by "which kind".

The assistant says it depends on what he wants it for, "like is it for a wedding or a funeral?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny, extremely horny.

It's not a joke.

It's fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blind man passing a fish shop says "how're the girls"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its damp ,wet and murky... But enough about my underpants...

Someone tell a joke or something ffs...

A mum was cleaning her son's bedroom and found bondage and fetish mags. She asks her husband what to do?. He replies! 'whatever you do don't f****n spank him!'

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Did ye hear about the lad who got the worlds first penis transplant??

His hand rejected it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine told me he does stand up comedy in bed...he was lying

I bought a new vacuum cleaner 6 months ago...It's still gathering dust.

Ever seen those white boards..they really are remarkable.

Three types of people on fab...those who can count and those who can't.

I wish people would stop asking me where I'll be in 5 years...I don't have 2020 vision.

I was addicted to the hokie pokie but I turned myself around.

My partner is going to kill me if I keep taking her kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Last one, you have to be able to laugh at yourself.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man...none.

Ba dum cheee. I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai never show The Flintstones on TV but Abu Dhabi do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call sleepwalking nun?

A roaming catholic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I rang a girl who was looking for some "no strings" fun....but she said she was a bit tied up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine told me he does stand up comedy in bed...he was lying

I bought a new vacuum cleaner 6 months ago...It's still gathering dust.

Ever seen those white boards..they really are remarkable.

Three types of people on fab...those who can count and those who can't.

I wish people would stop asking me where I'll be in 5 years...I don't have 2020 vision.

I was addicted to the hokie pokie but I turned myself around.

My partner is going to kill me if I keep taking her kitchen utensils but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Last one, you have to be able to laugh at yourself.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man...none.

Ba dum cheee. I'll get my coat

They're great, made me laugh a lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So, the barman gave him one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69: a girlfriend was having a meltdown in front of my bedroom mirror, "I feel huge, please help me" she said. "Of course babes" I said as I moved the mirror into the hall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's yellow & green & eats nuts?

Gonorrhea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a foot long, made of leather & sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stuff for a Monday.Cheers all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball,

A: Men will only really look for the golf ball.

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

Man says I am the man of the house.when I get home I want my dinner on the table and afterwards when I'm relaxing watching porn you will bring me my slippers run my bath and when I'm done with my bath guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair? ? ? ?

woman's says .The funeral director.

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