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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a tad too passionate with a guy once and ended up with a bit lip.. Almost the whole way through my lip too

was very painful

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

I drank far too much of the hosts delicious wine and got totally shit faced.

I was mortified and still am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went join some girlie play on a bed at a party got a little excited and jumped onto the bed ..bounced of the bed onto another bed and landed on my ass inbetween the beds on the floor.. could not sit for a week after

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"Went join some girlie play on a bed at a party got a little excited and jumped onto the bed ..bounced of the bed onto another bed and landed on my ass inbetween the beds on the floor.. could not sit for a week after

omg jilly your so funny you devil jack xxx

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By *acksback 500Man
over a year ago

town

Got chatting to a girl in a night club @ the end off the night and I took her to the bar and ordered a load off shots ..

she ended up paying for the shots because all I had was my bank card and I was convinced ( in my d*unkn state) they would take it ,,, but no ..

Most embarrassing moment I've ever experienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg jilly your so funny you devil jack xxx"

Jack the hure sat pissing his hole laughing dressed as the joker too was halloween lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh feck u cud be my twin

but ur ass way better hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had a good night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh feck u cud be my twin

but ur ass way better hehe"

Jules you have a smashing ass to by the looks of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had a good night lol"

Eh no lol my arse was too sore to even let someone rub it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had a good night lol

Eh no lol my arse was too sore to even let someone rub it

Lol we cud be gentle with arnica

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Thinking back, there was a meet where I turned up to the lady's house and she seen my car arriving outside. Well, with panic/excitement, she grabbed what she thought was hairspray and sprayed her hair.. It turned out to be furniture polish !!!!

Being the gentleman that I am, of course I took her up to the shower and washed the Mr Muscle out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one of them "moments" last time we were in Belfast but managed not to spill a drop

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

jack here I have a list of embarrassing swing things that happened to me mostly falling off of somewhere lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jack here I have a list of embarrassing swing things that happened to me mostly falling off of somewhere lol lol

Jack darling..... I told u not to mount the "bucking bull" naked with a thorny rose in your mouth at the nuns convention that time but u wouldn't listen... Told u twould up with disastrous consequences...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jack here I have a list of embarrassing swing things that happened to me mostly falling off of somewhere lol lol

He was hoping the nuns would lick it all better Tweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no!

hope you're not too sore this morning...

certainly been there but not with a drink in hand, didn't someone offer to lick it off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh no!

hope you're not too sore this morning...

certainly been there but not with a drink in hand, didn't someone offer to lick it off? "

Had a young strong fella with me to catch me and pick me up but hate wasting good drink lol 'twas all over me and not in a good way.

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"jack here I have a list of embarrassing swing things that happened to me mostly falling off of somewhere lol lol

He was hoping the nuns would lick it all better Tweets

don't mind the nuns if jack had tweetie and misscar to lick it better id fall off the empire state building mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Fainted on a cpl meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fainted on a cpl meet

Were you able to pass it off as a swoon over her beauty Hal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't really had any, except maybe rolling over and falling out of the bed face first onto the floor on one of my first nights with Hal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread give me a great laugh this morning.

You guys are crazy!!

MissesS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea shot my load after a couple of seconds

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Everytime I goto anything I do something embarrassing or just say all the wrong stuff cause I don't think before I say stuff shouting autobots transform for everyone to change position got some funny looks over that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everytime I goto anything I do something embarrassing or just say all the wrong stuff cause I don't think before I say stuff shouting autobots transform for everyone to change position got some funny looks over that one "

LOL. Deadly. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking forward to Saturday then ? Lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

looking forward to Saturday then ? Lol "
haha maybe I should jus stay in the hotel be safer for everyone haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking forward to Saturday then ? Lol haha maybe I should jus stay in the hotel be safer for everyone haha "

You would be missed too much by the sounds of things... We are looking forward of having a drink maybe we are as mad as each other

lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

looking forward to Saturday then ? Lol haha maybe I should jus stay in the hotel be safer for everyone haha

You would be missed too much by the sounds of things... We are looking forward of having a drink maybe we are as mad as each other

lol "
haha might see ya in the hotel bar before we goto the venue

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By *arky90Couple
over a year ago

Killarney

Was at a party a few years ago and slipped on a pool of squirt on the kitchen floor....went flying through the air and landed on my back...my back was totally fecked for about 6 months after, was off work for about 6 months...never forget it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was at a party a few years ago and slipped on a pool of squirt on the kitchen floor....went flying through the air and landed on my back...my back was totally fecked for about 6 months after, was off work for about 6 months...never forget it lol"

Oh sparky pet my apologies for that little puddle but I swear to God I thought I'd drown my knickers I got such a fit of laughing lol. Twas like watching a rally cars best crashes in slow motion lol oh parks and they all surrounding u worried but Jack and myself wake with the giggles. U took some knock andalk jokes aside glad u are alive to tell the tale darling xxxx

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By *arky90Couple
over a year ago

Killarney

Well I'm glad you've admitted the puddle was your fault lol I was like a fella doing the back flip at the Olympics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm glad you've admitted the puddle was your fault lol I was like a fella doing the back flip at the Olympics lol "

Tbh I didn't realise anyone could somersault like that, very impressed lol. Could u imagine trying to explain that to the ambulance crew, oh Lord loving jeasus

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Ohh Parky a priceless one pity it's only a memory lol when we think back to 2012 and the wilds of west cork

Tweets weren't we getting flashbacks for months after and still to this day gets a dose of the giggles haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking forward to Saturday then ? Lol haha maybe I should jus stay in the hotel be safer for everyone haha

You would be missed too much by the sounds of things... We are looking forward of having a drink maybe we are as mad as each other

lol haha might see ya in the hotel bar before we goto the venue

We just might!!

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By *arky90Couple
over a year ago

Killarney

Ohh Parky a priceless one pity it's only a memory lol when we think back to 2012 and the wilds of west cork

Tweets weren't we getting flashbacks for months after and still to this day gets a dose of the giggles haha

Even though my back was fecked for months after I still laugh at it lol

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By *acknnoraCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Ohh Parky a priceless one pity it's only a memory lol when we think back to 2012 and the wilds of west cork

Tweets weren't we getting flashbacks for months after and still to this day gets a dose of the giggles haha

Even though my back was fecked for months after I still laugh at it lol"

Oh Parky anyone that was at our party that night still have a giggle it was priceless lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agh sure all the talk before about heels this and that lol but it was my pleasure to help you

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By *am and DaisyCouple
over a year ago

Stiillorgan

We are doing some laughing here! The funniest thing that happened us was Sam tripping out the back door of a house, and bursting his leg. He soon forgot about the pain when he had 3 nurses looking after his 3 legs, he felt no pain that night and has a big scar as a reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite a swinging incident but ...

I thought I'd been stood up by a guy called Mike from another site for a drinks meet. As I was leaving a man at the bar said something to me ( not a clue what ) so I said 'Michael'? He said yes, so I plonked myself down and started chatting. I did wonder about some of the conversation - very odd considering we'd chatted quite a bit but just carried on drinking and talking.

When I went on the site the next day I had a message from the original mike saying sorry he couldn't make it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one on our last account. We met with a couple and I went down on the female half to get the mouth busy, lost my bearings on the bed fell off wacked my bits off the bed drawer (while erect)

safe to say didnt get hard for about a half hour lol...can see the funny side of it now though

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

We had a small gathering in our apt during the summer. Was 8 people on various parts of the bed......and crack...two wooden bed boards snapped. Lot of guilty faces, but once we started laughing, everyone was grand.

That wasn't the embarrassing part, that was telling the landlord (who works for me!) that it broke after I sat down on it too hard after a few drinks. He was'nt convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It had been a while for me and I got with a stunning curving lady who was on top and rode me so hard I made a very odd noise when I came. She stopped dead for 30seconds and then asked "Did I make you do that?" When said ye she was might pleased with herself but I was still mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the noise ffs!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

A few years ago I turned up at the wrong address while I was wearing thigh boots, a very short miniskirt and had cum on my face from an earlier meet.

All well in the end but I was a bit embarrassed initially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the noise ffs!"

More animal than man I think. It was a while ago...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not quite a swinging incident but ...

When I went on the site the next day I had a message from the original mike saying sorry he couldn't make it. "

Something I would do

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I arranged to meet a lady friend in a central Dublin hotel a number of years ago. I bypassed reception and went straight to the room. When she didn't answer the door i rang her and after a couple of minutes conversation the penny dropped, I'd gone to the wrong hotel

In my defense, both hotels were central, had short names and started with the same letter. It meant I was late as the city was very busy that night, to make it worse I'd pretty much walked past the right hotel to get to the wrong one... Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet years ago when i first joined. We were getting all worked up and she was dry humping the life out of me. I didnt even get a chance to open the jeans when she bounced so hard she tore my banjo string. Tore it right in the middle. Was the worst pain ive ever felt. And naturally that was the end of the meet. Now the banjo stings got a small shark fin on it

and my cocks slightly bigger. Silver linings and all that

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By *eavens stairwayWoman
over a year ago

you never know

"I had a meet years ago when i first joined. We were getting all worked up and she was dry humping the life out of me. I didnt even get a chance to open the jeans when she bounced so hard she tore my banjo string. Tore it right in the middle. Was the worst pain ive ever felt. And naturally that was the end of the meet. Now the banjo stings got a small shark fin on it

and my cocks slightly bigger. Silver linings and all that

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By *eavens stairwayWoman
over a year ago

you never know

After the weekend i no idea everyone seen me i seen no one lol very eventful weekend

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"After the weekend i no idea everyone seen me i seen no one lol very eventful weekend

Miss Stairway.. do u ever have any `normal` moments??? LOL

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By *outhbelMan
over a year ago

Near Carryduff

I had just got upstairs with a fantastic couple and had just starting slow sensual undressing when heard a loud voice, "hi mum I'm home " as their daughter came bounding up the stairs.

I ran over to their computer and pretended to be an engineer fixing it, just as she came through the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had just got upstairs with a fantastic couple and had just starting slow sensual undressing when heard a loud voice, "hi mum I'm home " as their daughter came bounding up the stairs.

I ran over to their computer and pretended to be an engineer fixing it, just as she came through the door. "

good save.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a crazy lady that was cringe worthy...

Constants texts and calls

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I had just got upstairs with a fantastic couple and had just starting slow sensual undressing when heard a loud voice, "hi mum I'm home " as their daughter came bounding up the stairs.

I ran over to their computer and pretended to be an engineer fixing it, just as she came through the door. "

Had they having problems with a virus they couldn't shift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? "
if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

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I haven't been to the last 2

got let down in work at the last minute, im sure our paths will cross soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

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and im most definitely not avoiding you miss car, who would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

and im most definitely not avoiding you miss car, who would

Dunno after falling down the stairs like a ton of bricks I would lol

got all excited after kissing the poor barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

and im most definitely not avoiding you miss car, who would

Dunno after falling down the stairs like a ton of bricks I would lol

got all excited after kissing the poor barman

I near fell over ur arse after you fell over, ya eejit! Thank goodness for a certain wee hottie who then caught me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

and im most definitely not avoiding you miss car, who would

Dunno after falling down the stairs like a ton of bricks I would lol

got all excited after kissing the poor barman

I near fell over ur arse after you fell over, ya eejit! Thank goodness for a certain wee hottie who then caught me!

Yup he's got me venturing up again sooner than I planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting caught ficking another fabber in a chapel during the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a bit of a fall down a few stairs last night and managed to tastefully throw my sex on the beach over myself as I did it pure "you've been framed" material..... Anybody else have and cringe worthy swinging tales??? if you can class swinging swingers round the dancefloor slightly pissed @ M&Gs then yea im pretty sure I'm guilty as sin

You must be avoiding me I still haven't met you

and im most definitely not avoiding you miss car, who would

Dunno after falling down the stairs like a ton of bricks I would lol

got all excited after kissing the poor barman

I near fell over ur arse after you fell over, ya eejit! Thank goodness for a certain wee hottie who then caught me!

Yup he's got me venturing up again sooner than I planned

Hahaha! Sure gimne a shout if you want Hunni on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting caught ficking another fabber in a chapel during the day"

Flicking another fabber!!!! Sounds interesting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting caught ficking another fabber in a chapel during the day

Flicking another fabber!!!! Sounds interesting!!! "
FUCKING. excuse my spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting caught ficking another fabber in a chapel during the day

Flicking another fabber!!!! Sounds interesting!!! FUCKING. excuse my spelling"

Well that's even better!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr69: That's why you should keep your socks on...ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a tad too passionate with a guy once and ended up with a bit lip.. Almost the whole way through my lip too

was very painful "

Awesome lol

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

I was at a party in Celtic couples whilst everyone had gone off to play me and laid sat in the kitchen getting pissed.then decided we needed somewhere to sleep but everywhere we looked there were bodies being'busy' Snuck upstairs and found a blow up bed. .empty. YES we thought haha...so laid throws himself down on it. ..rolls into the wall. .I bounce down into it. .He bounced in the air. .lands...I bounce of it and wedge between the bed and closed door. ...then just to top if of. ..as we are lying there. .laughing hysterically a couple came out of the bathroom, climbed on the bed oblivious and went at it like hammers and tongs!! Wedging me further in the gap and bouncing him of the bed completely while they maintained a graceful balancing act while fucking.eventually he managed to drag me up out of the space and across the bed, past the fuckees in the most inelegant drag by the ankle your have ever seen. The tears were tripping as we laughed. ..and the fuckees still never noticed us lol. We ended up curled up in a single bed we found still in hysterics.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I was at a party in Celtic couples whilst everyone had gone off to play me and laid sat in the kitchen getting pissed.then decided we needed somewhere to sleep but everywhere we looked there were bodies being'busy' Snuck upstairs and found a blow up bed. .empty. YES we thought haha...so laid throws himself down on it. ..rolls into the wall. .I bounce down into it. .He bounced in the air. .lands...I bounce of it and wedge between the bed and closed door. ...then just to top if of. ..as we are lying there. .laughing hysterically a couple came out of the bathroom, climbed on the bed oblivious and went at it like hammers and tongs!! Wedging me further in the gap and bouncing him of the bed completely while they maintained a graceful balancing act while fucking.eventually he managed to drag me up out of the space and across the bed, past the fuckees in the most inelegant drag by the ankle your have ever seen. The tears were tripping as we laughed. ..and the fuckees still never noticed us lol. We ended up curled up in a single bed we found still in hysterics.

that was hilarious I have to say.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"I had just got upstairs with a fantastic couple and had just starting slow sensual undressing when heard a loud voice, "hi mum I'm home " as their daughter came bounding up the stairs.

I ran over to their computer and pretended to be an engineer fixing it, just as she came through the door.

good save.lol

She might have been wondering though why the computer wiz had no trousers on...

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