FabSwingers.com forum: tell a crazy lie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell a crazy outlandish lie about the person above you

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

i saw them cutting up a confession box with a chain saw for fire wood

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"i saw them cutting up a confession box with a chain saw for fire wood

_ommick actually believes the earth is flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell a crazy outlandish lie about the person above you"

Kitty calls around to mine to collect the gunk from my shower plughole once a month while myself and TC have a few beers.

Apparently she is using it to make soap bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell a crazy outlandish lie about the person above you

Kitty calls around to mine to collect the gunk from my shower plughole once a month while myself and TC have a few beers.

Apparently she is using it to make soap bars

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He is my best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is my best friend. "

he stands 6'5" in heels and invented humming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is my best friend.

he stands 6'5" in heels and invented humming"

They didn't use a filter on their avatar picture. They actually live in a world without colour but swinging is punishable by death so they invented a machine that lets them come to our world to swing

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Kitty doesn't even like the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitty doesn't even like the ride

Her arse is tiny

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By *owlow123xxxWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Kitty doesn't even like the ride

Ash is a really shy person hahaha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Kitty doesn't even like the ride

Ash is a really shy person hahaha

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low doesn't smell like curry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ash is extremely well behaved and such an innocent a halo shimmers over head at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty and tomcat are really the Pope and mother Teresa in drag and are in witness protection for doing things other than saying the rosary when on their knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lowlandman broke Rihannas heart after she met him following a concert in Dublin. They had a passionate six month fling she fell pregnant and now lives in LA with his love child, a little girl called Lolo.

Lowland found the pop star to be possessive so dumped her. But she is refusing to visit Ireland again and Lowland can't visit the states because he's denied access due to criminal offences!!!

But that's a whooole other story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaiser spends a fortune every month buying real hair bangs to have his Thai he-she bride hand thread them on to his chest, he,s bald as a coot really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaiser got punched in the face at the age of 4 by a d*unk Shane McGowen. Kaiser said "mister mister see me count" Shane replied "I'm a silly fucking what"? and punched him.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Kaiser got punched in the face at the age of 4 by a d*unk Shane McGowen. Kaiser said "mister mister see me count" Shane replied "I'm a silly fucking what"? and punched him. "

Spanish trains runs the rails every night collecting souls of the innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are both part of the management in nama.

Please give me back my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanishtrain is really a fake profile cos everyone knows Iarnrod Eireann does not go to Spain... And also ..dey speeka dee englisss

They actually live in a galvanized hut in the Dublin mountains and live off raspberries and nettle tea

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kaiser spends a fortune every month buying real hair bangs to have his Thai he-she bride hand thread them on to his chest, he,s bald as a coot really

These are meant to be lies

Mai Ling hearts the thunderchest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again. "

Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again. "

John Mingo is Superman and gave some woman a pearl necklace...

Oh wait only half of thats a lie..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.

Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless

Kaizer has a massive cock and can fuck for hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.

Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless

Kaizer has a massive cock and can fuck for hrs

Seriously!!! Lies people lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again.

Mingo is in fact a descendant of Ming the Merciless

Kaizer has a massive cock and can fuck for hrs

Cj used to star in a US tv series called Baywatch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lowlandman has killed and will kill again. "
...feck off you codded me into buying that fly zapper with the lite ace you sold me after I saved you when you were goose stepping in the Vatican and posted you to Angela Merkels love nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lowlandman did all the voice over work on Stephan Hawkin's wheelchair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Low is ends kennys gay lover and shouts that's for Ireland when he's done having his way with kennys back passage

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

kittycats are really the healy-raes

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

Tommick is really a trans

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fierycrack big Johnny Cash fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julesbee is the new CEO of the Kaizer international fan club

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

He's asked me to marry him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told me she killed a leopard to make that bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's asked me to marry him"

She said no

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By *ierycrackWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE ELUSIVE........AND HOT!!!

"Fierycrack big Johnny Cash fans

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julesbee is the owner of a knitting factory

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Fierycrack claps when the plane lands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fierycrack claps when the plane lands

Cant quite figure out which of his arms is long enough to reach the fone on his new selfie stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yosser is officially hung like a stallion and fucks like a jackhammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosser is officially hung like a stallion and fucks like a jackhammer

As you said lets try stick to the lies

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Yosser dances naked in the nightclubs of dublin. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosser dances naked in the nightclubs of dublin. ..

Again let's try stick with the lies folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Hung like a horse

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

hes an ice road trucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yosser is a young smooth chested male with 6 tattoos who enjoys playing the mouth organ ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanish train were once ice skating extraordinaires!!

Think they were called Dean and Torville?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pictures are actual size!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can tie cherry stalks in a knot with their tongues

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Can tie cherry stalks in a knot with their tongues"

Tomcat is kitties preferred ego this is really a fem on as a cpls profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cj once shagged 12 women from fab at the same time all on one night with one hard on

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"cj once shagged 12 women from fab at the same time all on one night with one hard on

That's not a lie

Soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cj once shagged 12 women from fab at the same time all on one night with one hard on

That's not a lie

Soft "

Cj is a little angel & not at all a horny devil!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose once hit a guy with her boobs and gave him two black eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft secretly loves all the cock pics the guys send him .

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By *timulationMan
over a year ago

sexerotica

She's not a very sexy lady

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

climbed everest without oxygen or pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was caught rubbing the leg of a donkey while naked..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They're really from cork and hate trucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no way we would meet them

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

scania trucks have a fiat punto engine

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"scania trucks have a fiat punto engine"

When he was born the crucifix on the wall in the delivery room burst into flames and all the holy water in the chapel evaporated, fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"scania trucks have a fiat punto engine

When he was born the crucifix on the wall in the delivery room burst into flames and all the holy water in the chapel evaporated, fact."

Has utterly useless pictures and his name actually starts with a z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

You so are! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You so are! !

This lady was a Bond girl!!

Can you guess which one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat once tried to fuck my dog! it was my fault, i asked him to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a hair dresser to the stars. Mainly Mattress Mick.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

they kayaked around ireland in an old bath tub i wont tell u what they put in the plug hole .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails

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By *elfbiMan
over a year ago

belfast/Down, but can travel.

Kaiser is not a chief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails

He is the model for veet hair removal cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails

He is the model for veet hair removal cream

Upfors boobs can be used as life boats if lost at sea!!

Oh wait that aint a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom is permanently glued to the wall in a horizontal position after an accident with No more nails

He is the model for veet hair removal cream

Upfors boobs can be used as life boats if lost at sea!!

Oh wait that aint a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are professional gloyhole hunters

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Has cloned himself and is offering a mmmmmmmmf all by himself, I discovered it first, my turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has cloned himself and is offering a mmmmmmmmf all by himself, I discovered it first, my turn

on halloween night saw her sucking blood of three guys and transform them into vampires

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

After being found on a beach in Kerry in 2006 with no id and suffering from amnesia, to this day no one knows Johndoe's real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A-Man is actually a Barbie Girl who plays camogie in her big frilly pants while waiting on Ken to blow his whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a mahoosive Drum'n'base career, Goldie have settled into semi-retirement(musically) in Ireland.

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By *acksback 500Man
over a year ago

town

Candy store are massive Manchester United fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacks gone again

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By *acksback 500Man
over a year ago

town

"Jacks gone again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's the jack from jack and the beanstalk he developed a horrible addiction to babestation after he nicked the golden goose and lost all the golden eggs via his phone bill. Now he wanders the streets looking for magic beans at night after he finishes his day job of cleaning the adult cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomcat learned to lip read so he could save a fortune watching BabeStation.

Kitty invented subtweeting.

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