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By *s lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Just heard this one and thought it was good:

There once was a girl named Jill

Who fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill

They found her vagina in south Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil

Anyone else got any good ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from leana,

Who uses to play the piano

His fingers slipped undone his zip

And out poped a hairy banana..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl in The Blitz.

In a bunker with a fella called Fritz.

She said "a big one will come".

So he cuddled her some.

And did eventually all over her tits..

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Don't get me started on limericks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on limericks!"

Ah go on xxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a nun called Vera

Who wouldnt let any man near her.

'til a randy ole monk

Slipped into her bunk

And now she's a Mother Superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a nun called Vera

Who wouldnt let any man near her.

'til a randy ole monk

Slipped into her bunk

And now she's a Mother Superior "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman from Madrid.

Who swore she'd never been rid.

Along came an Italian

With a cock like a stallion

And rode her like Billy the Kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amsterdam has the hoors inside the glass.

If you had no money you'd just have to pass.

But one of them got some elastic.

And now as long as you've plastic.

You can swipe the Visa through the cheeks of her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

The farmer shot it dead

Now she takes

Her lamb to school

Between two slices of bread

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Don't get me started on limericks!

Ah go on xxx lol "

There's a fine looking girl called julesbee,

Whom I'm told has a wonderful gee.

Although I've never see it,

With my tongue I would clean it*,

If she'd only agree to meet me!

*I'm not implying its dirty I just needed a rhyme.

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By *s lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

There once was a girl called Louise

Whose pubic hair hung to her knees

The crabs got together

And knitted a sweater

So in winter her flaps wouldn't freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on limericks!

Ah go on xxx lol

There's a fine looking girl called julesbee,

Whom I'm told has a wonderful gee.

Although I've never see it,

With my tongue I would clean it*,

If she'd only agree to meet me!

*I'm not implying its dirty I just needed a rhyme. "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lou, low, barney n Mingo Spielberg, fuck I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me started on limericks!

Ah go on xxx lol

There's a fine looking girl called julesbee,

Whom I'm told has a wonderful gee.

Although I've never see it,

With my tongue I would clean it*,

If she'd only agree to meet me!

*I'm not implying its dirty I just needed a rhyme. "

Ah Mingo our fave kind of thread

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The lady Redhott is a ride,

From fellas she don't have to hide

With a great ass at the back,

And an impeccable rack,

She gets them out daily, with pride!

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By *s lou OP   Woman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"The lady Redhott is a ride,

From fellas she don't have to hide

With a great ass at the back,

And an impeccable rack,

She gets them out daily, with pride!"

You have a great talent Mr Mingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady Redhott is a ride,

From fellas she don't have to hide

With a great ass at the back,

And an impeccable rack,

She gets them out daily, with pride!"

Ha cracker.

John Mingo has since left out shore

Now it's not so easy to score

He never failed to deliver

Had fabs ladies a quiver

Come home soon and do them some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity!

the great quint.....

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