FabSwingers.com forum: get the measuring tape

By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

So here's the deal while having a convo with my sons and their girlfriends the boys threw down the gauntlet go on dad get the measuring tape. now i know they are bigger than me cause when they stand beside me I tend to be looking up anyhow since I was a teenager I known I have being 6'1" however after last night I feel a bit deflated as I topped the tape at 5'9" they being 6'3" and 6'1"

So my question is do we get smaller as we get older they say a man's cock continues to grow but is that cause the person its attached to is getting smaller making it look bigger comments pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor posture cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Poor posture cj

Not at all shoulders back chest out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor posture cj

Not at all shoulders back chest out "

& Heels up!

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

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sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Poor posture cj

Not at all shoulders back chest out

& Heels up!"

Feck I never wear heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol"

U reckon he could have a few spare pricks lying around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol"

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..

Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

sur didnt a plastic surgen grew a nose on someones arm so im sure it could be organised! lol

U reckon he could have a few spare pricks lying around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..

Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter

Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..?

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..

Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter

Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..?

U mean there are different sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely get smaller.. I will probably be 4 foot nothing when im ninety. Cant say anything about cocks since I don't have one..

Awe that's why women's bobbies get close to the floor then who have though hey

Cant wait to be able to swing em around.. yippee..

Wait till ur running and they start slapping ur arse having said I best worry how to keep my balls out of the gutter

Hmmmm.. a ball sling, like a bra, only smaller? Unless your balls are massive..?

U mean there are different sizes

I'd be happy to check the measurements.. just to see..

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Do I need to pack a measuring tape from now on

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

It's called Government cut backs... They've got to take it from somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

Nose keeps growing too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

Nose keeps growing too......

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Knew there was a third...

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Do I need to pack a measuring tape from now on

Pack some tape will do

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"It's called Government cut backs... They've got to take it from somewhere.

Aye they take their pound of flesh every year

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

Nose keeps growing too......

Knew there was a third..."

Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get

bigger ears to hold on to

Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath

And the benefits of a bigger cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

Nose keeps growing too......

Knew there was a third...

Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get

bigger ears to hold on to

Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath

And the benefits of a bigger cock

So you're now in clover...

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again

She was right

dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Apparently the penis and ears keep growing while all other parts shrink.

Nose keeps growing too......

Knew there was a third...

Jayus women have all the luck as we get older they get

bigger ears to hold on to

Bigger noses so we don't have to break away to breath

And the benefits of a bigger cock

So you're now in clover...

No but if clover should care to declare an interest I am sure something could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again

She was right

dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time "

She's a sneaky kitty

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

...

But surely a big cock will do!

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"You getting shorter cj? Been a while since we seen you. Actually kitty saw just head over the steering wheel the other day but she just you were fiddling with yourself again

She was right

dam I'll have to keep an eye out for her next time

She's a sneaky kitty

Awe but u got love her

to puf up with her

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

Losing 4 inches is a lot by the time you're 50...suggest there is some kind of spinal degenerative condition or bone wastage you may want to get checked. I'm the same height I was when 18 so I hope I don't go the same way by the time I reach your age otherwise I'll be back round me ma's house to get all me trousers taken up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So here's the deal while having a convo with my sons and their girlfriends the boys threw down the gauntlet go on dad get the measuring tape. now i know they are bigger than me cause when they stand beside me I tend to be looking up anyhow since I was a teenager I known I have being 6'1" however after last night I feel a bit deflated as I topped the tape at 5'9"

they being 6'3" and 6'1"

Yes I believe we do tend to get smaller in stature, as a result of the aging process????

So my question is do we get smaller as we get older they say a man's cock continues to grow but is that cause the person its attached to is getting smaller making it look bigger comments pls

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Losing 4 inches is a lot by the time you're 50...suggest there is some kind of spinal degenerative condition or bone wastage you may want to get checked. I'm the same height I was when 18 so I hope I don't go the same way by the time I reach your age otherwise I'll be back round me ma's house to get all me trousers taken up..."

Ooopppssz my mistake it should have being 5'11' decrease of 2 inches

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

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But surely a big cock will do!

So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

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But surely a big cock will do!

So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass

A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

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But surely a big cock will do!

So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass

A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice!

"
...take me to your ruler

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

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But surely a big cock will do!

So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass

A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice!

Mmmm might just have to have a tour

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Some say one grows wiser with age, now I'm not sure about that one reading this

...

But surely a big cock will do!

So prefer a wise cock over a wise ass

A wise cock who knows his way around a pussy is my choice!

...take me to your ruler

Pmsi will u measure up

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