FabSwingers.com forum: Tell a story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's Sunday, theres fuck all happening!

Let's tell a story using movies quotes of your choice

Kaizer shall start.....

So you cooked up a story and dropped six of us in a meat grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came to get the man who shot my paw...

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Surely you can't be serious? (Setup nicely)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen you can't fight in here,

This is the war room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are two types of people in the world. those with a gun, and those who dig. Now dig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think Id be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was that word young man?

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am buzz lightyear ...I come in peace.. :

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Ya awl' come back now...ya hear!"

Apples....

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may never take our lives freedommm......

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

When Nicolas Cage is explaining the ranks of the Italian soldiers as the various sections in a choir to the German captain in Captain Correllie's Mandolin...he arrives at the mute guy and says...

"E es de gaps between de nots"

Ollie

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im spartacus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im spartacus.

No I'm spartacus

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"Im spartacus.

No I'm spartacus

You talkin to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll do pig, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure got a purdy mouth.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle the truth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the chopper!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Biggus Diccus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres another nice mess you've got me into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a movie quote. a classic though.

del-boy. this time next year we'll be millionaires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not illiterate my parents were married!!

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I'll have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that john Denver is full of shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chiante

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that john Denver is full of shit...

I hate manure I really hate manure

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

are ya all right sharron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are not the droids you are looking for

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Do I look like I give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's wrong with you Dillon? You used to be someone you could trust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates. ..

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Get busy living, or get busy dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a saddle on that bike...youz will saw de bollix off yerself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We outta fuckin' road!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We outta fuckin' road!!"

We have to follow the yellow brick road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where we're going we don't need roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I have a machine gun!

Ho ho ho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change you filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the gold blondie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Sunday, theres fuck all happening!

Let's tell a story using movies quotes of your choice

Kaizer shall start.....

So you cooked up a story and dropped

six of us in a meat grinder"

The good, the bad and the ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a good yank and go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this to all blow over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Martini please, shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only told you to blow the bloody doors off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no 'i' in revoluti...

in teamwork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Christmas only comes once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I want your opinion....

I'll give it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna give it ta ya fat boy - now squeal like a pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? YES, SIR! That’s what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should have fuckin shotguns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

The almighty tells me I'm gonna get out of this just fine but u, ur fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The minute he walked through the door I could see he was a man of distinction.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The minute he walked through the door I could see he was a man of distinction..... "

Sssshhh you had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your looking for trouble .... You came to the right place

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

May the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your powers are weak old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend"

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So in the end, was it worth it?

Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments.

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.

There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitana takes the oscar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in."

Kind somes up this website too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was in Beirut 20 years ago. You should've been here then. It was beautiful! Beirut had casinos, dances, parties, concerts. It was the Las Vegas of the Middle East.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in Beirut 20 years ago. You should've been here then. It was beautiful! Beirut had casinos, dances, parties, concerts. It was the Las Vegas of the Middle East."

Play it again Iran - ops Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit, your the scum between my toes, yours sincerely

Alfalfa xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman of the house wer,s me tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you build it they will come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heresssss johnnnnnnyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear i dont give a damn !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out than in

that's what I always say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The normal question, the first question is always, are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intrapecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other - that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain and more remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive - the use of external articles as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions.

They must be destroyed on sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Follow the yellow brick road...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shaking it boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say a Hello to my little friend !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's not a knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant go buy a pack of smokes without bumpin into nine guys you've fucked!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and 8 Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone II: the KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Yep. Oh, wait a minute, uh, what was that called again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagisil aisle 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sour dough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a handsome devil. What's your name?

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The names Bond..James Bond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Mr Bond, I've been expecting you. (Strokes a cat).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a bee always a bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Your gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smile you son of a bitch,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

97x...band...the future of rock and roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people say they had it coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

Same movie!

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and Fuck my sister!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

private pile you had best wipe that disgusting grin off youre face ,or Im gonna unscrew youre head and shit down you're neck !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smaller the attendance the bigger the history. There were 12 people at the last supper. Half a dozen at Kitty Hawk. Archimedes was on his own in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well no shit what have we got here a fucking comedian , private Joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats youre major malfunction numbnuts? didn't youre daddy and mammy give you enough attention as a child?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend.

Legend became myth.

And for two and a half thousand years, the ring? passed out of all knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bullshit I still cant hear you, sound off like you got a pair!!!

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By *asgod2Man
over a year ago

millingar

"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and get back up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, let's face it, it could've been wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the king of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's you and me, Megatron...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the truffle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if his brain were not mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue long ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wants to be President

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Francie Brady not a bad bastard anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is my boom stick

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"that's not a knife."

THIS is a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's not a knife.

THIS is a knife

Surely you can't be serious?

I am serious and stop calling me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.

A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gulls are scavengers, anyway. Most birds are. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And like that- hes gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So why play into his hands? We can protect you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frankly, my dear i don't give a damn.

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over a year ago

My precious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What news of the Riddermark?!

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over a year ago

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

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over a year ago

We are The Knights Who Say Ni ...

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over a year ago

"We are The Knights Who Say Ni ...

Ah classic!!! What a film!!!

She's a witch!!!!

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over a year ago

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"

Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."

Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"

Butch: "It's Zed's."

Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

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"Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"

Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."

Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"

Butch: "It's Zed's."

Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father made him a offer he couldn't refuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May your first child be a masculine child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"

Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."

Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"

Butch: "It's Zed's."

Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"

Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

"Get the gimp"

"But hes sleeping"

"Well i guess you'd better wake him up then"

This should change to a pulp fiction fav quotes thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mister mister is Peigìn within?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the odds be ever in your favour. .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower.

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By *isalashes888400Couple
over a year ago

ennis

Riddick: Now here's what's gonna happen. In 60 seconds you're gonna take these chains off me. We're gonna make a play for those nodes and get off this rock. But somewhere along the line, when it gets really bad, Johns is gonna fold just like Little Johns did. Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.

Lockspur: What does he mean, "When things go bad"? What? This doesn't mean qualify as bad?

Dahl: What the fuck is happening? How fucked are we?

Riddick: Who knows how long it will rain? Or just how many of them are buried out there?

Lockspur: He saw it. He saw it with those eyes of his and he didn't even tell us what.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you forge a weapon, you need three things: the right metal, temperatures over fourteen hundred degrees... and someone who wants to kill. Here in this village, we got all three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, bring it to me, son. Let me enrich you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get your ass to Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A good fight should be like a small play, but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands, I contract. When he contracts, I expand. And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit. It hits all by itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber. You go and do something like this!!!!!

And totally redeem yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's okay...... I'm a limo driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does he find his way in the dark?

He "thinks" his way. A lot of people believe that they're telepathic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose life... Choose washing machines ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you just gotta say "what the heck"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't ya remember me? Cos I sure as heck fire remember you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come with me if you want to live

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

Toto ive got a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.

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