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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

city centre

I've a humongous zit on me nose.

Do l squeeze it hard so it hits the mirror(and leave it there)

or slap a dollop of sudo cream on it and let nature take its course

O the things us handsome blokes have to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze think of the satisfaction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze that motherfucker dry, then apply da Sudo!!

Avoid all human contact till tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze it. Apply aftershave afterwards. Sting for a bit but works a charm....

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

city centre


"Squeeze think of the satisfaction! "

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Has it a big yellow head on it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a humongous zit on me nose.

Do l squeeze it hard so it hits the mirror(and leave it there)

or slap a dollop of sudo cream on it and let nature take its course

O the things us handsome blokes have to worry about "

Seek professional medical attention immediately. I ll ring the hospital and clear A&E tell them there an serious ill man coming in with a spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww

I wish I didn't read this whilst eating my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewwww

I wish I didn't read this whilst eating my breakfast."

I second that

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

city centre

Are ye having a nice soft runny egg for breakie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its not got a yellow head, put hot water on a facecloth and pop in on the spot. This draws out the puss.. then pop it.. lol.. afterwards put whatever you want on it. Aftershave will sting like feck..

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

city centre


"Has it a big yellow head on it yet "

Fooking humongous HELP!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are ye having a nice soft runny egg for breakie "

I'm never eating eggs again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are ye having a nice soft runny egg for breakie "

Boke

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Has it a big yellow head on it yet

Fooking humongous HELP!!!!"

Give it a chance to fester then squeeze it and see how far it goes

I'd bet on six inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it start seeping yet...then ya can pop the hoor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IKEA are doing bathroom mirrors with wiper blades. Look in the teenage bedroom department.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Apples has told me to stop reading...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out."

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"I've a humongous zit on me nose.

Do l squeeze it hard so it hits the mirror(and leave it there)

or slap a dollop of sudo cream on it and let nature take its course

O the things us handsome blokes have to worry about "

get your other half to suck the shit out of it.....now that's true love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a humongous zit on me nose.

Do l squeeze it hard so it hits the mirror(and leave it there)

or slap a dollop of sudo cream on it and let nature take its course

O the things us handsome blokes have to worry about

get your other half to suck the shit out of it.....now that's true love "

Fuck me. That's disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dab it with a touch of mouth wash...suppose to be good by drying it out i think

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Dublin

some steroid cream and you'll be grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day "

I wouldnt know about the love bites barney as i dont get any ha ha but def works on the ould spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day

I wouldnt know about the love bites barney as i dont get any ha ha but def works on the ould spots."

I only got them in my teens (maybe early 20s ) Biggs but they were defo a trade mark. Some mates who didnt have gf's / bf's, even used a hoover to mark their necks lol. Maybe thats how idea for the henry n henrietta vacuums originated lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day "

Any particular brand? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day

Any particular brand? ?? "

I always used Colgate as it put a ring of confidence around my neck in the 70/80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew...

Just..

Ew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day

Any particular brand? ??

I always used Colgate as it put a ring of confidence around my neck in the 70/80's "

I used that stuff from ldli its like acid ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste just a small amount on the nose it dries the spot out.

I thought the toothpaste trick was only used for love bites. Jez everyday is a school day

Any particular brand? ??

I always used Colgate as it put a ring of confidence around my neck in the 70/80's "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze n then apply the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squeeze n then apply the cream "

Is this not lesson 1 in the Wambamthankyoumam Handbook?

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By *iktiki OP   Couple
over a year ago

city centre

I wwent with the "let the mirror have it" method followed with a dash of aftershave ( it did bring a a wee tear to my eye)

But bugger me the fooker is back again

Can't do the mirror method again there's no room left on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze it out well and apply tea tree oil to it, the spot will settle down and dry up over night

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