FabSwingers.com forum: crazy assed things people say ....

By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Apples; "it's a real skill to swirl red wine" ......mind you, she was tipsy when she said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England are going to go further than Ireland in the rugby world cup and then compound this foolishness by betting 200e ....I was tipsy too!!!

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By *oandWexCouple
over a year ago

arklow

Said to Jorge the other day "I love u to the moon and back" his reply, u would think, would be "me too" or something along those lines, but no no in true Jorge fashion he replied "can they not just give u a one way ticket" that's true love for u hehe and he wasn't tipsy at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said to Jorge the other day "I love u to the moon and back" his reply, u would think, would be "me too" or something along those lines, but no no in true Jorge fashion he replied "can they not just give u a one way ticket" that's true love for u hehe and he wasn't tipsy at the time. "
Excellent......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone tells you that they love you but dont really mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message and she said she "wanted me to ride her badly"....

I replied " great cos I'm useless at it"...

She didn't get back to me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message and she said she "wanted me to ride her badly"....

I replied " great cos I'm useless at it"...

She didn't get back to me yet

Tea! Bedclothes! *cof *cof *cof *cof Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Ollie....

"oh oh oh I am gonna cum.....my little babies .....catch ' em apples .....catch'em in your mouth ....quick catch' em......all oh 'em ....."

Yeah that's his silly twang too..lol

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

love it

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

Lmao brilliant

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ollie....

"oh oh oh I am gonna cum.....my little babies .....catch ' em apples .....catch'em in your mouth ....quick catch' em......all oh 'em ....."

Yeah that's his silly twang too..lol"

Pokémon cumshot? Gotta catch 'em all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ollie....

"oh oh oh I am gonna cum.....my little babies .....catch ' em apples .....catch'em in your mouth ....quick catch' em......all oh 'em ....."

Yeah that's his silly twang too..lol

Pokémon cumshot? Gotta catch 'em all?"

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

Yeah sure there's no shutting you up once you start...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

Never wish for what you dream of cos it may come true........Ya didn't put the cat out, ya didn't fix the crack on the ceiling, the ceiling is filthy, ya didn't clear those cobwebs, ya didn't replace that bulb, yer goin bald......

Thats why most men like the doggy position!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't boil the kettle twice, tea doesn't taste the same "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate of Ours shouts out DOG spells CAT makes no sense, but it's funny when he says it

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

Thats why most men like the doggy position!

Laughed at this. ...

Spent all day scraping Apple's ex-husbands filler off the ceiling. ...scraping out the crack...and filling with an acrylic lightweight filler!

Painted ceiling (having destroyed the work of 100 spiders...)

Put up coving. ..

And stopped to provide her with three orgasims. ..

All in a days work for super boyfriend. .

Ollie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a messages saying "I'd like to hear you moan all night"

I replied "I doubt it"

Yeah sure there's no shutting you up once you start...

Moi? I never moan, I'm more of a heavy breather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I once ...in the midst of an exchange of messages now ..exclaimed..

..id bang you like a caravan door on a windy day!!..

.not my best moment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a message off a guy once saying he'd love to piss on me

I replied go lift your leg on a lamppost and piss on that you DOG

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