FabSwingers.com forum: Jurgen Klopp

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Signed and sealed

Anyone else extremely aroused by this man's awesomeness

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Have to say ye couldnt have got a better manager kaizer

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Me definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubs is gushing...

Said something about a master brewer coming to a perfect craft brewery and Oktoberfest.

YNWA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have to say ye couldnt have got a better manager kaizer "

Had a discussion recently with a mank, told him they crazy not to go for him over lvg. Never thought he'd wind up St Anfield!!

Super excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my old man used to say.

A Toolbox is fuck all use without the tools

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As my old man used to say.

A Toolbox is fuck all use without the tools

A Klopp in da hand is worth two in the bush

Boom

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Well the other half will be delighted!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a football orgasm. Come baby come baby baby come come.... to Anfield!!!

Let's Klopp the fluck on and get Liverpool back where we belong!!!!

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"I'm having a football orgasm. Come baby come baby baby come come.... to Anfield!!!

Let's Klopp the fluck on and get Liverpool back where we belong!!!!

the other half is very happy here

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Have to say ye couldnt have got a better manager kaizer

Had a discussion recently with a mank, told him they crazy not to go for him over lvg. Never thought he'd wind up St Anfield!!

Super excited

I wanted him to sign for Manchester United instead of david moyes kaizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant day all around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the other half is very happy here

Haha I'm not surprised. Best news we've had for Liverpool since Greame Souness got the sack

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

the other half is very happy here

Haha I'm not surprised. Best news we've had for Liverpool since Greame Souness got the sack

aww poor Greame but he was the one that started all this crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he gets control, ultimate control, he will do great things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the other half is very happy here

Haha I'm not surprised. Best news we've had for Liverpool since Greame Souness got the sack

aww poor Greame but he was the one that started all this crap"

Mad talk!!!

Do ye not wemember Woys weign of tewwow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class manager. Super excited

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By *heDevilsownMan
over a year ago

Go West

Can't believe he came to us....

Brilliant news wish they had him in the summer and I'm sure he would have us flying now plus I'd say he will attract better players...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only there was a world class striker called Clippety...

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By *BW FEMME FATALECouple
over a year ago

Craigavon

You are where you belong!

Need more income to compete with the big boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summer paper klopp flops at kop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww poor Greame but he was the one that started all this crap"

Thats something I always said. He dismatled a giant of a team and ruined it! Whoever followed as a new manager already had the kiss of death marked on their forehead! Benitez brought glory. Woy the boy was a joke. Kenny wasn't given resources or time and he was made a scapegoat.

Jesus I could rant all night!

Klopp won't flop. Lets grab this by the balls and relish it!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

as a long suffering lfc supporter iv seen so many false dawns when a new manager started. ill hold judgement on klopp but if he gets us playing the high pressure game that dortmund played then il be happy.

as for souness he was a fucking disaster got rid of a lot of excellent players and brought in shite like tovin picnik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as a long suffering lfc supporter iv seen so many false dawns when a new manager started. ill hold judgement on klopp but if he gets us playing the high pressure game that dortmund played then il be happy.

as for souness he was a fucking disaster got rid of a lot of excellent players and brought in shite like tovin picnik "

I despise Souness. He ripped us apart! All the quality out the door and brought in bargain basement!

I hear ya on the Dortmund style of play. I pray to God thats what we get at Liverpool now.

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

Liverpool a mid table team for years .only reason they finished second was ..because they had best striker in the world .he carried the test of the shit all season .new manager ???? they need new team .

question ..how many of the current panel would get into team that won champions league .

answer :none because they are just average players .and hitler wont make them good players. ...prob finish around 8th

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Liverpool a mid table team for years .only reason they finished second was ..because they had best striker in the world .he carried the test of the shit all season .new manager ???? they need new team .

question ..how many of the current panel would get into team that won champions league .

answer :none because they are just average players .and hitler wont make them good players. ...prob finish around 8th

Whaaaaa? The 2005 team was the most utterly average team since red star Belgrade to win the euro cup...jesus you need to revisit the team sheet and realise that win was dragged out by Gerrard, carra and a miraculous half time sub in didi hamman. Josemi....like seriously? I'm lgc all the way btw.

Personally I'm disappointed ancelloti didn't go for it as he was first choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks a great appointment on paper but we have been here before.

just hope klopp delivers, he will have to work with the current squad as I highly doubt they will give him much to spend in January after spending 80m in the summer, patience required I think.

ynwa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2005 was houlliets team and I will always say that as a lfc fan never liked rafa but he did give us a good time for two years

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S

question ..how many of the current panel would get into team that won champions league .

answer :none because they are just average players .and hitler wont make them good players. ...prob finish around 8th

Only reason United won their last league title was because of 1 player, 1 player and a great manager can win anything, players need someone in charge that knows what he's doing, fergie won alot of his titles with average teams!

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

in the middle of

Alot of liverpool fans are creaming klopp. Hes the messiah.... just dont expect him to turn water into wine. He guided a brilliant bunch of players to sucess in germany but after a few left he couldnt get them past 7th in a piss poor league. But i do like him tho.. Hes gonna be brilliant craic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

question ..how many of the current panel would get into team that won champions league .

answer :none because they are just average players .and hitler wont make them good players. ...prob finish around 8th

How many of the current premier league champions side would get into the Barcelona team

Courtois...maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alot of liverpool fans are creaming klopp. Hes the messiah.... just dont expect him to turn water into wine. He guided a brilliant bunch of players to sucess in germany but after a few left he couldnt get them past 7th in a piss poor league. But i do like him tho.. Hes gonna be brilliant craic"

A piss poor league?? You clearly don't watch the Bundesliga

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2005 was houlliets team and I will always say that as a lfc fan never liked rafa but he did give us a good time for two years "

Blasphemy!!!!

IRWT.....always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2005 was houlliets team and I will always say that as a lfc fan never liked rafa but he did give us a good time for two years

Blasphemy!!!!

IRWT.....always

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Out of the whole squad that year the only ones rafa had bought was josemi,Scott Carson xabi alonso antonio nunez and Luis garica the rest were all bought by Gérard who remember gave us a great time when he was with us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2005 was houlliets team and I will always say that as a lfc fan never liked rafa but he did give us a good time for two years

Blasphemy!!!!

IRWT.....always

Out of the whole squad that year the only ones rafa had bought was josemi,Scott Carson xabi alonso antonio nunez and Luis garica the rest were all bought by Gérard who remember gave us a great time when he was with us

Gave us a great time in 2001 then a league cup but really was he the mastermind of Istanbul.

Garcia scored a wonderful goal against Juve. Alonso was incredible in his first season. Houllier had a hard on for Heskey and Diouf, Rafa had neither!!

Rafa also moved Carragher to centre half, we wouldn't have got near no 5 without him!!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Poor Klopp. ..

Can't see who in the current squad would even get on United team...

Never mind City or Chelsea.

Before you say the obvious. ...

His mammy wouldn't even play him ahead of Matta ....lol

Don't think Klopp will be given enough time or money to change out 10 players...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha..... Sorry but the current United squad is a joke.

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By *irkmcquickleyMan
over a year ago

drogheda

This guy has an aura about him. You can see why players would run through walls for him. Incredible charisma

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S

Feck sake lad you are on bon bons and I'd like some of them! Chelsea are below Liverpool at the minute so would probably gladly take some players, and United would take more than coutinho too!

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By *ukkakewhoreWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Shit football overrated players and now some guy getting €10m a year to give "controversial" interviews!! The epitomy of modern £ootball the game has lost its soul led by the shameless Englsh Premier League

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Feck sake lad you are on bon bons and I'd like some of them! Chelsea are below Liverpool at the minute so would probably gladly take some players, and United would take more than coutinho too! "

I do love bon bons...

But Liverpool don't have a second decent player to rub against Coutinho....and he's no Mata...Silva..or febregas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit football overrated players and now some guy getting €10m a year to give "controversial" interviews!! The epitomy of modern £ootball the game has lost its soul led by the shameless Englsh Premier League"

Bang on!! He should be in €15m or €20m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am and always will be a Liverpool supporter. If you remember when we won probably the best ever champions league final in 05 we didn't have a great side. We had a handful of great players but not a great team. It was a world class player and captain Stevie g that lifted the team on the night and a good manager Benitez who got the best out of some mediocre players. Excluding Stevie g I think we have a better group of players now than we had then, and a great manager in klopp. I am very hopeful but with the long suffering we have had to endure for so long I'm holding off on any judgment on klopp till I start seeing results. The proof is in the pudding as the saying goes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, a few games in and it is looking like this guy is capable of alchemy. So Liverpool fans, are you happy? And Arsenal fans, do you wish you had made a move for him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The guy is class his press conferences are absolute gold!!!!

Kaizer hearts Klopp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy is class his press conferences are absolute gold!!!!

Kaizer hearts Klopp

He's an absolute legend 'fucking crystal palace'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The guy is class his press conferences are absolute gold!!!!

Kaizer hearts Klopp

He's an absolute legend 'fucking crystal palace'

Last nights interview was very funny but last week after the Europa when referring to the press officer....

"Jeez this guy took longer than Mignolet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy is class his press conferences are absolute gold!!!!

Kaizer hearts Klopp

He's an absolute legend 'fucking crystal palace'

Mr69: When we all knew he meant "Fucking Bentekkers".

Not only did he miss a couple of sitters, he missed the header that let Dann score.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

On a related note, I have no interest in football but I recently attended a Dortmund home game.

The atmosphere was amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great manager, Liverpool will do very well and Klopp will sign some great players ,(united fan)

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