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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one

Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "

Not me ...

But Im guessing lack of interest

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl

Not me ...

But Im guessing lack of interest "

Not the right deposit ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl

Not me ...

But Im guessing lack of interest

Not the right deposit ??"

On the money

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Lol

On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. .

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"Lol

On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. . "

Why thank you me lovely ... I've a great photographer

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Lol

On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. .

Why thank you me lovely ... I've a great photographer "
brilliant please pass on my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tracking must need re-done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "

Its a man thing ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. .

Why thank you me lovely ... I've a great photographer "

Who evidently has better aim with a camera

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "

Why thank you kitty I have a permanent marker that I can utilise too

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"Lol

On another note I love your profile pic such a perky boob. .

Why thank you me lovely ... I've a great photographer

Who evidently has better aim with a camera "

She good with all equipment

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "
tomcat is that you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere tomcat is that you.. "

Lol er no tomcat usually has problems with his aim when I've been in the saddle for a while heheheheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When erect there is nothing more precise than a man's member aiming for a Lady's love passage.

When flacid for urination the penis becomes erratic and can in fact rotate like the blades of a helicopter.

Factual facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "

Either way, generally theres a woman there to clean up afterwards

*Runs for cover

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"When erect there is nothing more precise than a man's member aiming for a Lady's love passage.

When flacid for urination the penis becomes erratic and can in fact rotate like the blades of a helicopter.

Factual facts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??"

The piss all over your shoes is awful though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??"

Dude I've seen guys practice for the fire brigade aim higher than your furrowed brow

#thinktwice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm cold I just sit down for the warming splashback!

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By *hambambino OP   Woman
over a year ago

the other one


"If I'm cold I just sit down for the warming splashback! "

Nothing like a warm wet hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wham bam I like your way with words

Is it bright or dark in your bathroom?

Maybe the gent in question is trying to piss with a boner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don,t houses come with stand up urinals like in pubs and resturaunts,then us lads would have a wall to lean our foreheads on, to cool our furrowed brows while we contemplate the mysteries of life??

Dude I've seen guys practice for the fire brigade aim higher than your furrowed brow

#thinktwice "

Hah,c'mere to me long fella I get fresher oxygen down here and if I look straight ahead,all I can see is boobs,lol

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Guys always do better when there's a challenge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u want them to aim within the rim,get a permanent marker and draw a bullseye on the back of the bowl. Problem solved,guys like to have a target to aim at. Otherwise they just pee round and round and round,thus spraying it everywhere "

We used to throw a Cheerio into the toilet to train Kids - was so used to them saying yes in the toiled I did it sometime unknowingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could just sit down lads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or u could kneel down.miss the target then ur fucked. Wet 4 the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you just cant predict the direction its going to go.....unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could just sit down lads?"

Theres something very un manly about a dude sittin down for a whiz

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

We're just marking our territory. Look on the bright side. We don't (generally) piss in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could just sit down lads?

Theres something very un manly about a dude sittin down for a whiz "

It's OK, no one can see usually.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "

Wider target?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Ping pong ball in the toilet is supposed to be great to train boys lol guess men never grow up.. Apparantly they can't resist trying to dunk the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok guys can anyone tell me why a fella can aim fooking cock into a fanjita spot on every time but can't manage to aim the thing directly into middle of a toilet bowl "

The fanjita enables a homing device fitted in most mens winkies, when triggered it becomes fly-by-wire.

This is why men always drive when visiting the space station.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a newspaper in the loo...then we will sit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.

Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whambam, just lol!!!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.

Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works.... "

Or why not go for a 100% wet room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why use a toilet when there's loads of walls around?...

Problem solved!

Now, how to sort out the splashes on my shoes!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Why use a toilet when there's loads of walls around?...

Problem solved!

Now, how to sort out the splashes on my shoes! "

Do you have to get special shoes to accommodate your six toes on each foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.

Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works....

Or why not go for a 100% wet room... "

Jaysus hate to see your bathroom

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Top tip... If you're likely to piss on the floor, take a berocca boost beforehand so that it doesn't look like piss!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Ladies when it comes to lads having a little tinkle and splashing everywhere. It's down to their attention span because they are constantly looking for a mirror.

Now the trick to a spotless bathroom & trickle free seat is the toilet seat itself. Either a mirror or club colours. Personally I found the mirror works....

Or why not go for a 100% wet room...

Jaysus hate to see your bathroom "

I'm proud of my aim, it's a 100% dry room, you can verify it at any time.... the wet room suggestion is for those whose aim is let's say a little bit off ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top tip... If you're likely to piss on the floor, take a berocca boost beforehand so that it doesn't look like piss! "

Which flavour??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort of deviating a bit but still on the same theme(ish).

When studying law at Uni all books are for some reason big and thick.

At the evaluation lesson at the end of the semester my course i was asked did i find the books useful. I said my 3 year old son used them more than me. I explained he stacked them up to stand on them so he could reach the toilet to have a pee. Thus empirical evidence and analysis showed if you want to improve your aim then study law

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