FabSwingers.com forum: purchasing tights discreetly

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi there.

May need little help here. I've been trying eBay but no luck. Can anyone tell me the most discreet way to purchase some tights or stockings or lingerie discreetly. I'm so scared of getting caught with post package may give it away.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Go to the shops, get the female assistant to help u.

Just say their for ur gf

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use parcel motel and order from lovehoney.eu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i robbed the bank the other day i just used the local chemist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering online is probably your best bet lv. Packaging won't give you away at all. If you order from Amazon or something the putter packaging is usually just Amazon box. Hope this helps

Mrs B

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Go to the shops, get the female assistant to help u.

Just say their for ur gf

Tina

Yep... that's the way...simples

I use to always have to go n buy sanitary pads for the ex-wife... I use to always say, at check out.. "they're not for me"... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks. Is parcel motel discreet and will offers with lingerie brochures come to my home address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is great help guys thanks so much.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When i robbed the bank the other day i just used the local chemist.

What? You used the chemist? You mean you shagged him and then never returned his calls? Biatch!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hi there.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks"

Surely Limerick has some large anonymous shops where you can buy them without anyone knowing you. To be fair, buying an everyday item like tights isn't going to raise any eyebrows anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks

Surely Limerick has some large anonymous shops where you can buy them without anyone knowing you. To be fair, buying an everyday item like tights isn't going to raise any eyebrows anyway. "

Nothing better for keeping the cold out on a winters day whilst working eh MM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco has both tights and stockings. Who would bat an eyelid if you threw them in with your weekly shopping?

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

But I can see your point...

It can still feel a bit weird when buying condoms...

you can't really disguise the fact that you're planning sex..

unless ur gonna stick them in ur wallet n wait till they evaporate or are planning a water balloon fight

Obviously if ur well known in ur local area as being single.. the last thing you need is someone serving you buying tights.. how would you explain it?

I got ur back man...

Maybe there's a fab lady here who would agree to buy them for you n then meet you for coffee later? Any ladies interested?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hi there.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks

Surely Limerick has some large anonymous shops where you can buy them without anyone knowing you. To be fair, buying an everyday item like tights isn't going to raise any eyebrows anyway.

Nothing better for keeping the cold out on a winters day whilst working eh MM? "

I used to work with a guy who cycled to work each day wearing a pair of tights under his tracksuit bottoms. It was in the days before all the insulated cycling gear was available here. He swore it made a huge difference.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"Go to the shops, get the female assistant to help u.

Just say their for ur gf

Tina

Yep... that's the way...simples

I use to always have to go n buy sanitary pads for the ex-wife... I use to always say, at check out.. "they're not for me"... lol

I'd bloody hope they weren't for u lol

Niall point blank refuses to go get any of my 'lady things'

Tina

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Are there any women here working in retail? Can they confirm whether or not they pass comment on mem buying tights? I really can't imagine they pay much heed tbh. Go to a self service checkout. I reckon if you were buying a 12" dildo someone might just about notice but a pair of tights, I wouldn't think so. I was going to say man up, but that might not be appropriate!

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

"Go to the shops, get the female assistant to help u.

Just say their for ur gf

Tina

Yep... that's the way...simples

I use to always have to go n buy sanitary pads for the ex-wife... I use to always say, at check out.. "they're not for me"... lol

I'd bloody hope they weren't for u lol

Niall point blank refuses to go get any of my 'lady things'

Tina

Lol... I swear they weren't for me

But handy if you have a runny nose

Fair play to Niall... its a horrible experience lol

Plus they would never have the one she wanted..so id have to ring her from the shop.. trying to describe what was left.. the only man in the isle with women walking up n down staring at me like I was a freak lol

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Tights? No one would bat an eyelid, chill out, go to tesco and pop them in with your shopping.

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

LOL. I regularly buy Lingerie for Birthday/ Xmas presents, usually all the women customers disappear when there's a male buyer in shop!

It's 2015 ffs! :-

You're only buying tight!!

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By *excockMan
over a year ago

waterford

You could buy then..

Then at check out say..

I'm robbing a bank later n I see uv run out of ski masks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tights are no problem should of worded it better. Would also love to purchase nice lingerie set and don't want to go into shop rooting round lookin for sizes. Ideally I need to go online but just want to know is the postage discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tights are no problem should of worded it better. Would also love to purchase nice lingerie set and don't want to go into shop rooting round lookin for sizes. Ideally I need to go online but just want to know is the postage discrete"

No,like all packages in the post,the contents are clearly shown through see through wrapping.the post office staff get a good old giggle knowing what's in the parcel.apparently seasonal Xmas workers have an absolute hoot.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do they still put the big red "pervert" stamp on them? I thought they stopped that when they moved to the see through packaging?

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Not sure if love honey do tights but iv ordered off them and nothing was said on the package and u get a 10% discount cause ur signed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in Boots last week Saturday. Bought condoms,lube few women's bits and a little toy (which I wouldn't recommend to use while anyone at home - very noisy)

Anyways brought all to counter, a young girl at till and she was clearly embarrassed. So then I asked for packet of solpadine. As usual they ask what for. Repetitive strain injury I said holding my wrist. No more questions asked lol

Point being cashier probably more embarrassed than you

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

" Do they still put the big red "pervert" stamp on them? I thought they stopped that when they moved to the see through packaging?

I hope so!!! Otherwise I'll cancel my orders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put them in your basket in Dunnes or Tesco, trust me, nobody cares, they're just putting in the time til they go home.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Seriously this is ridiculous. Get a grip! It's the 21st century, gay marriage is happening and people still having issues buying condoms and tights over the counter?

you might as well switch the light of when having sex.

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By *oxmulderMan
over a year ago

Limerick

hi kevin i usually buy online i also buy in dunnes and penneys you get some good stuff there. dunnes online deliver and its plain packaging so nobody would know what it was

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Seriously this is ridiculous. Get a grip! It's the 21st century, gay marriage is happening and people still having issues buying condoms and tights over the counter?

you might as well switch the light of when having sex. "

Oh... do people leave light on??

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Seriously this is ridiculous. Get a grip! It's the 21st century, gay marriage is happening and people still having issues buying condoms and tights over the counter?

you might as well switch the light of when having sex.

Oh... do people leave light on??"

lol, is there electricity in Leitrim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" you might as well switch the light of when having sex. "

Ooh,kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously this is ridiculous. Get a grip! It's the 21st century, gay marriage is happening and people still having issues buying condoms and tights over the counter?

you might as well switch the light of when having sex.

Oh... do people leave light on??

lol, is there electricity in Leitrim?

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"Seriously this is ridiculous. Get a grip! It's the 21st century, gay marriage is happening and people still having issues buying condoms and tights over the counter?

you might as well switch the light of when having sex.

Oh... do people leave light on??

lol, is there electricity in Leitrim?

Tilley lamps or candles!!

A blow job is when female blows them out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love ordering from lovehoney .just a plain cardboard box or envelope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks"

It takes a bit of forward planning.

Find five local priests then you all go into your local Dunnes store commando style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could buy then..

Then at check out say..

I'm robbing a bank later n I see uv run out of ski masks

Very witty guy..lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I love ordering from lovehoney .just a plain cardboard box or envelope

Until an post in their wisdom deliver to your elderly neighbours and you've to knock on their door hoping the packaging is intact and they havnt realised there's butt plugs in that box... I've told my local sorting office 2 or 3 times now to stop doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi there.

Any help would be appreciated

Thanks"

If you were in Dublin I'd go shopping with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ordering from lovehoney .just a plain cardboard box or envelope

2 or 3 Wilder? You know you can't use them on the washing line for actual pegging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If ya come to limerick or nenagh ill try them on for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah OP, parcel motel is very discreet. You go to a drop location, type your code into a screen and a locker door opens up with your parcel inside. Have a look at their website.

And take no notice of whatever plonkers are tellin ya to get a grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love ordering from lovehoney .just a plain cardboard box or envelope

Ive a box on the way from parcel motel with them...they take a photo of the box and email you when it arrives in the country. Had a little giggle earlier when I got the mail and seen the plain unassuming package knowing whats inside...Hurry up Monday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks kitana I think that's the route ill go. Wouldn't expect much more than smart comments really it is fab after all and here long enough to know what people are like. Thank you and thank all of you for helping out. Appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in Boots last week Saturday. Bought condoms,lube few women's bits and a little toy (which I wouldn't recommend to use while anyone at home - very noisy)

Point being cashier probably more embarrassed than you "

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