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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right folks what's the worst and messiest job you ever done or bin in.

As for me well today I was working with a massive number of coal in a big shipping port and by god i was filthy afterwords so what's yours

Ste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work on landfill sites... It doesn't get much worse than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work on landfill sites... It doesn't get much worse than that "
oh lord it don't now that's messy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Providing personal care to the elderly and infirm. It's a shit job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to work on landfill sites... It doesn't get much worse than that oh lord it don't now that's messy lol "

You never get used to the smell of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked putting in new sewers which was messy as fook, a plasterer,and now a care assistant...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work on landfill sites... It doesn't get much worse than that oh lord it don't now that's messy lol

You never get used to the smell of it "
I done a portaloo toilet cleaning once at the old oxegen music festival never ever again I'm scared for life after what I saw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work in vineyard, stripping grapes off vines. At the end of each day was soaked and stinking of grape juice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to work in vineyard, stripping grapes off vines. At the end of each day was soaked and stinking of grape juice!!"

That sounds like heaven!

Lil ol wine drinker me

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I worked in a abattoir it wasn't pleasant somedays

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I worked once in a galvanic factory, the worst I've ever done, the odours of the chemicals used make you sick and drive tears into the eyes, not even to mention the poison you breath in...

what a weird thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to work in vineyard, stripping grapes off vines. At the end of each day was soaked and stinking of grape juice!!

That sounds like heaven!

Lil ol wine drinker me "

They were gone off grapes, twas just stinky grape juice I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent ten years deep sea trawling that was tough physically & mentally was only a young fella then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to work in vineyard, stripping grapes off vines. At the end of each day was soaked and stinking of grape juice!!"

Feckin forums. It's all just wine wine wine with some people.

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By *lmost Mary PoppinsWoman
over a year ago

Slippery When Wetville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M was once a mod on S4I! I shudder when I think of it. Poor man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had to unbock a toilet,with an internal stack,after one of the children in the house manage to block it,with some sort of action man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a husband once and last few years of marriage life stank to high heavens but the divorce is fucking even messier!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Used to work in vineyard, stripping grapes off vines. At the end of each day was soaked and stinking of grape juice!!

Feckin forums. It's all just wine wine wine with some people. "

But I like a little whine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was a husband once and last few years of marriage life stank to high heavens but the divorce is fucking even messier! "

fair play to you all, I couldn't work in that kind of environment.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Done building work on an old pig farm for years,bringing it up to EU standards

Works was replacing old metal slats on the pen floors with concrete ones,had to clean the old shit and dead pigs out of the shit carrying tunnels underground. Pretty grim. Shit,chandler maggots,flies and rotting bonns that fell thru the floor

Almost as bad as building a new tank there,digging the foundations out the back right on top of the old burial site of the pigs. Every scoop of dirt in the bucket was half full of oozing pig inniards. And rats

I have way more pig farm stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done building work on an old pig farm for years,bringing it up to EU standards

Works was replacing old metal slats on the pen floors with concrete ones,had to clean the old shit and dead pigs out of the shit carrying tunnels underground. Pretty grim. Shit,chandler maggots,flies and rotting bonns that fell thru the floor

Almost as bad as building a new tank there,digging the foundations out the back right on top of the old burial site of the pigs. Every scoop of dirt in the bucket was half full of oozing pig inniards. And rats

I have way more pig farm stories"

Do they really eat anything??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah jaysus I think you've just put me of my bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah jaysus I think you've just put me of my bacon! "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'll just leave this sandwich here for later

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

im always in the shit ít just vairys in dept !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*finds 2 bacon sambos for 11sies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an unpaid carer for my alcoholic father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes over there. Anywhere.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"*goes over there. Anywhere."

...generally away from the bar though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me a bacon sambo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me a bacon sambo "

*growls as your hand gets near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done building work on an old pig farm for years,bringing it up to EU standards

Works was replacing old metal slats on the pen floors with concrete ones,had to clean the old shit and dead pigs out of the shit carrying tunnels underground. Pretty grim. Shit,chandler maggots,flies and rotting bonns that fell thru the floor

Almost as bad as building a new tank there,digging the foundations out the back right on top of the old burial site of the pigs. Every scoop of dirt in the bucket was half full of oozing pig inniards. And rats

I have way more pig farm stories"

I'm glad you didn't tell me that story over dinner love.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Done building work on an old pig farm for years,bringing it up to EU standards

Works was replacing old metal slats on the pen floors with concrete ones,had to clean the old shit and dead pigs out of the shit carrying tunnels underground. Pretty grim. Shit,chandler maggots,flies and rotting bonns that fell thru the floor

Almost as bad as building a new tank there,digging the foundations out the back right on top of the old burial site of the pigs. Every scoop of dirt in the bucket was half full of oozing pig inniards. And rats

I have way more pig farm stories

Do they really eat anything??"

They eat each other. If 1 gets sick he's devoured by the others. Lovely animals apart from that tho.its the humans minding them I found hard to take

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Right folks what's the worst and messiest job you ever done or bin in.

As for me well today I was working with a massive number of coal in a big shipping port and by god i was filthy afterwords so what's yours

Ste "
As a student cleaning out the insides of tanks inside an oil refinery . Really thick dirty oil on floors and hard to keep yourself clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hosted Swinger Parties....filthiest job ever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass me a bacon sambo

*growls as your hand gets near"

Will make ya a cup of tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slaughter house all the dogs in the street are your best friend

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Thought this was going to be about sloppy blow jobs

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Was a care assistant in the past...came be pretty grim and sad.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

#can not came ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in a Bank Branch dealing with the public .... Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in creches for years 12-14 nappy changes every 2 hrs (& in between if needed)

pretty shitty job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done building work on an old pig farm for years,bringing it up to EU standards

Works was replacing old metal slats on the pen floors with concrete ones,had to clean the old shit and dead pigs out of the shit carrying tunnels underground. Pretty grim. Shit,chandler maggots,flies and rotting bonns that fell thru the floor

Almost as bad as building a new tank there,digging the foundations out the back right on top of the old burial site of the pigs. Every scoop of dirt in the bucket was half full of oozing pig inniards. And rats

I have way more pig farm stories

Do they really eat anything??"
....I know a fella who trained a pig to eat nothing...just when he had him trained the feckin pig died...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

working with the furry yellow insulation in house construction

i coughed up a furry lung!

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

taking baling twine, net wrap, plastic of a rotor on a chain muckspreader.

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By *ERD99Man
over a year ago

;)

A friend of mine worked for a well known pharamsuitical company and was working on female HR drugs and grew boobs, not sure if it counts as a messy job but funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever try changing a gear box on a renault traffic van with a leaking engine the desiel oil takes a good scrub ta get of the skin

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