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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So here's the thing. I've a very active imagination and a very dark sense of humour. On their own it's fine but every now and then they get together to cause mayhem. The following is a true story.

8 years ago I was overseeing an overhaul of a factory in the Midlands. A full team of electricians and technicians under me. One of the Sparks had a fairly flash BMW. He also lived local.

One night his house was broken into and the car keys and car were taken. The car was used two days later in an armed robbery. The Garda caught the Gang and recovered the car. Turned out to be former members of the IRA.

The car was eventually returned to the guy but he was told it may be needed as evidence in court.

One afternoon sitting in the canteen a plan popped into my head. The guy got up to go for a smoke and I turned to his brother "can you get your hands on a spare key for that car". He could and did. We got three keys cut. I had one. His brother had one and another engineer had the last.

The deal was this. If you seen the car parked around town you got in and changed the radio station. You have to start small. After a week or so of doing this the guy bought a new Kenwood head unit "bleedin Beemer stereo was fucked".

Phase 2.

If you seen the car you got in and moved the seat back two clicks. This again went on for a number of weeks. The car was brought to a garage a few times to get the seat adjusted.

He still wasn't getting it.

All hell breaks loose.

Time to go the whole hog. Any time the car was left alone one of us would get into it and turn it around, adjust the seat and change the radio station.

The guy went missing for two days, eventually returning to site with two Garda in tow. "Feckin IRA trying to intimidate me. Garda are gonna watch me till the court case".

There is a canal between Kinnagad and Trim that will forever be home to three BMW keys. The guy still doesn't know it was us.

So who else has a mischievous side and what mayhem has it caused?

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor guy must have been looking over his shoulder for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's absolutely brilliant and I now have a way to wreck my messer of a brothers head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poor guy sold his car ASAP.

I'm going to hell aren't i?.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROTFLMFAO this has made me laugh so much. Priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ROTFLMFAO this has made me laugh so much. Priceless "

I find that women tend to laugh at little things. Sometimes they point too.

Pity really.

M

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Lol, that was brill, we're all laughing at it here in work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol, that was brill, we're all laughing at it here in work"

Blushing here. Thanks.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Lol, that was brill, we're all laughing at it here in work

Blushing here. Thanks. "

No blushing allowed, pride is what you should be feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

That's priceless love it

We had a guy who likes to use the same mug for his coffee all the time he was anal about it till one day a new set of mugs were placed in the press to replace the old ones, with all the mugs in the canteen being the same he decided to use permanent marker on the bottom of his to write his inatials. So every morning he arrived in turned the mugs up to find the one with his inatials on. The search used take awhile till he found his mug after a while he became very apt at identifying his one scoring a hit first time every time, until he discovered we had inatialed all the mugs with his inatials speeding up the morning ritual of finding his mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's priceless love it

We had a guy who likes to use the same mug for his coffee all the time he was anal about it till one day a new set of mugs were placed in the press to replace the old ones, with all the mugs in the canteen being the same he decided to use permanent marker on the bottom of his to write his inatials. So every morning he arrived in turned the mugs up to find the one with his inatials on. The search used take awhile till he found his mug after a while he became very apt at identifying his one scoring a hit first time every time, until he discovered we had inatialed all the mugs with his inatials speeding up the morning ritual of finding his mug "

Pmsl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since the forum is public I wouldn't want to be in his brother's shoes atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's priceless love it

We had a guy who likes to use the same mug for his coffee all the time he was anal about it till one day a new set of mugs were placed in the press to replace the old ones, with all the mugs in the canteen being the same he decided to use permanent marker on the bottom of his to write his inatials. So every morning he arrived in turned the mugs up to find the one with his inatials on. The search used take awhile till he found his mug after a while he became very apt at identifying his one scoring a hit first time every time, until he discovered we had inatialed all the mugs with his inatials speeding up the morning ritual of finding his mug "

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

....jeez..i can't be the only that thinks a village has a job ad out looking for a new fuckwit...like was there nothing on tv that night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was seeing this fella years ago & he was supposed to come over for dinner one night but went on the piss with mates instead. So I posted his dinner to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ROTFLMFAO this has made me laugh so much. Priceless

I find that women tend to laugh at little things. Sometimes they point too.

Pity really.

M"

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

When I shared a house in London one guy used to constantly steal food, bathroom products etc. I started adding toilet cleaner to the shampoo/conditioner bottles. When his eyebrows fell out I thought it was time to stop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowser!

You are not to be crossed!

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