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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Squiring.

Myth or real. Do some women achieve arousal to the point of vaginal pyrotechnics? Can women ejaculate or is it simply a matter of an under active prostate gland.

Porn would have us believe that such an event is reachable from the slightest touch. Do we believe what we see on the net or do we go with science who says such a level of arousal is impossible. Porn doesn't always get it right. Then again neither does science. Albert Einstein once explained comedy as a clash with your normal view on reality. That said I bet he never did an open mike gig in the towers in Ballymun. Science looks good on paper but it's not always right.

So what is it? Myth or real?

Try to keep it light hearted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha . "

A typo on our behave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's real...but rare for me. Gotta be really turned on and with the right person.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

Never have so I can't say yeah or nay

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I been drowned a couple of times .. And believe me it wasn't urine that I tasted lol .. From what I gather it's a rare occurance for some women and for a minority it's a regular occurance. But when it happens, it happens and boy do u know all about it ... If u were to believe the porn industry , you'd think it was very achievable for all..

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Real! And delicious whatever it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely real and mostly happens when I use a toy but some lucky people have managed to get me there without

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By *igjuicycockMan
over a year ago

Cork


"Squiring.

Myth or real. Do some women achieve arousal to the point of vaginal pyrotechnics? Can women ejaculate or is it simply a matter of an under active prostate gland.

Porn would have us believe that such an event is reachable from the slightest touch. Do we believe what we see on the net or do we go with science who says such a level of arousal is impossible. Porn doesn't always get it right. Then again neither does science. Albert Einstein once explained comedy as a clash with your normal view on reality. That said I bet he never did an open mike gig in the towers in Ballymun. Science looks good on paper but it's not always right.

So what is it? Myth or real?

Try to keep it light hearted. "

Myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

A typo on our behave. "

Behalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

A typo on our behave.

Behalf "

Wine was had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen it up close and personal but have seen it live in one of the directing rooms also have a pal who has recently experienced it and she never had before apparently it to do with mood,stimulation and a gland named the skenes gland.

I'm very interested in this squiring thing too also fanny pyrotechnics,purely so that I don't get the face burnt off me when I'm next muff diving.Should I add a fire extinguisher to my bag of tricks ?? or does the squirting put out the fireworks ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squiring.

Myth or real. Do some women achieve arousal to the point of vaginal pyrotechnics? Can women ejaculate or is it simply a matter of an under active prostate gland.

Porn would have us believe that such an event is reachable from the slightest touch. Do we believe what we see on the net or do we go with science who says such a level of arousal is impossible. Porn doesn't always get it right. Then again neither does science. Albert Einstein once explained comedy as a clash with your normal view on reality. That said I bet he never did an open mike gig in the towers in Ballymun. Science looks good on paper but it's not always right.

So what is it? Myth or real?

Try to keep it light hearted. "

Oh it's very real and fucking hot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

A typo on our behave.

Behalf

Wine was had. "

That's allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

A typo on our behave.

Behalf

Wine was had.

That's allowed "

Expect lots of typos. Lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was wondering what "squiring" was ... thought it was some new kink I had yet to hear of , but then realised you meant squirting . I think its real , and I have seen it several times in ladies , the quantity was astronomical , and from what I could ascertain , came from within the vagina , and did not stream from the uretha .

A typo on our behave.

Behalf

Wine was had.

That's allowed

Expect lots of typos. Lots. "

It's ok il watch out for ya lol I'm good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the custom in the 17th/ 18th century. Peasants were required to bring their daughters who were about to marry to their landlord or squire for s good old rogering so they could boast to their new husband that they had worked in the service of the Upper Classes and thus avoid having to pay over a dowry. With the advent of the Industrial Revolution came the invention of the Dildo and sadly the demise of Squiring.

But short sighted ladies continued to squint and do still to this day, especially in the sun

This practise however is totally different..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was the custom in the 17th/ 18th century. Peasants were required to bring their daughters who were about to marry to their landlord or squire for s good old rogering so they could boast to their new husband that they had worked in the service of the Upper Classes and thus avoid having to pay over a dowry. With the advent of the Industrial Revolution came the invention of the Dildo and sadly the demise of Squiring.

But short sighted ladies continued to squint and do still to this day, especially in the sun

This practise however is totally different.. "

Now that is very interesting those feckin' squires had it all going on all alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya can't beat the good old days......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Aunty Safey when you need him...?

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