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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx

Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus tortuous minx!

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? "

Haha seriously though leave the poor guys boots alone and when he picks out your panties from his pockets that's just gonna make him want to nip of for a cute wank in the site jacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx

Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror) "

Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust

Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right????

Haha seriously though leave the poor guys boots alone and when he picks out your panties from his pockets that's just gonna make him want to nip of for a cute wank in the site jacks "

Awwwwwww I was only gonna put a few diamanté sparkles around the steel toe cap bit,I'm running out of superglue though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How quickly could we all get there for a group selfie with him that you could send to him in work tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How quickly could we all get there for a group selfie with him that you could send to him in work tomorrow? "

Hahahaha I love that idea

Make it a naked group selfie though,with toys hehehe keep him guessing

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By *ymguylMan
over a year ago

ennis

a kitty' your very bold' any way don't forget his eye liner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx

Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror)

Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust

Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle "

Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx

Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror)

Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust

Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle

Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it "

Why thank you

Here's hoping he loves it too lol. What are the chances I wonder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've laughed at this thread lol so many idea's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've laughed at this thread lol so many idea's "

Its good to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've laughed at this thread lol so many idea's

Its good to share "

Sharing is caring

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

OMG...so funny lol...take a pic for us kitty. .

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Waaaahaaaaahaaa, you're some messer! LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah kitty I do adore you sweetie xxxxx

Personally I'd go for the pedi/mani option with glitter. Then he won't realise you've put pink hair spray all over the back of his head (so he won't see it in the mirror)

Oh did I mention that when he unrolls his screwdriver pouch that I've filled that with glitter dust

Think I might change his profile name to Tinkerbelle

Lmao Kitty!! You're evil.... I love it

Why thank you

Here's hoping he loves it too lol. What are the chances I wonder lol"

Please report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up to this made me laugh out loud in bed ..

Hehehehe pml

How did it go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waking up to this made me laugh out loud in bed ..

Hehehehe pml

How did it go?

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Think I may be unable to sit for a week or so and he hasn't even found the knickers or the glitterbombs yet may not be sitting for quite some time.

I should probably have told him that as he walked out the door to work,I noticed the Velcro of his work jacket,seems to have picked up my luminous pink bra I might text him later just to be safe after he's had more coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? "
Castrate him that would be a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh. "

Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh.

Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???"
Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh.

Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha"

'practice' is kinda the clue maybe I should've made it simpler though,a dry run so I can decide whether a blunt kitchen knife would do a better job or would a razor blade be a better choice. Hey I could shave ur jungle while I'm at it!!!!! U gain on the double then

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Waking up to this made me laugh out loud in bed ..

Hehehehe pml

How did it go?

Think I may be unable to sit for a week or so and he hasn't even found the knickers or the glitterbombs yet may not be sitting for quite some time.

I should probably have told him that as he walked out the door to work,I noticed the Velcro of his work jacket,seems to have picked up my luminous pink bra I might text him later just to be safe after he's had more coffee "

good girl kitty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So evil kitty lol love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love it Kitty ,bit of a practical joker myself Poor TomCat tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? Castrate him that would be a laugh.

Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???Why has he not the balls to do it.wahahaha

'practice' is kinda the clue maybe I should've made it simpler though,a dry run so I can decide whether a blunt kitchen knife would do a better job or would a razor blade be a better choice. Hey I could shave ur jungle while I'm at it!!!!! U gain on the double then "
I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me."

'Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???'

Did u just completely miss the above reply to ur suggestion? Or is it one of those ignore it and it was never said circumstances? Lol.

Practice makes perfect u know,and whatever I do,I like to be the best I can possibly be. So I'd need lots of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I taught you was looking for suggestions for your tomcat not for me.

'Id need some practice first though. Are u volunteering???'

Did u just completely miss the above reply to ur suggestion? Or is it one of those ignore it and it was never said circumstances? Lol.

Practice makes perfect u know,and whatever I do,I like to be the best I can possibly be. So I'd need lots of practice "
What happens if you make a balls of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwwwww so poor tomcat is completely exhausted from long hours and hard days. Hehehehe. He has gone to sleep for himself the poor pet. So seeing as he is asleep,hows my opportunity for whatever mischief I can imagine

Any suggestions people? I really cannot decide what divilment to get up to.

I was going to paint his fingernails pink but tbh that could get messy. The glitter in his hair has already been done lol. My pink gstrings are in his snickers trouser pockets. Perhaps i should blingify his work boots????? Everybody loves sparkles,right???? "

My mother once filled my dads work boots with the dinner he turned his nose up at the night before. Garlic potaToes

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