FabSwingers.com forum: why is there never a man

By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same here last night he was more interested in taking a photo of it while I was trying to kill the fecker lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Jesus Dave runs faster than I do away from them the fucker haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spider? again? we caught a caterpillar this morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

Well after it does the hovering get it to mow the lawn. Then you will never need a man

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

OMG....NO!!!

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Jesus Dave runs faster than I do away from them the fucker haha "

That I would believe tash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easier said than done but squash it with a mop and then Hoover it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washer fluid in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never understand the fear people has of spiders.. Especially the ones here in Ireland! If it was out in Australia then I'd be worried lol. I like to leave them be or pick them up and throw them outside

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

OMG you must have one hell of a big un (Hoover that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spiders

I actually hate when I see people giving out about them on Facebook

I'll get rid of it for you secret

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....

Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....

Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...

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By *exmark12Man
over a year ago

Rathcoole/Roscommon/Mayo

Oouch I amcurious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't kill them...just catch and let go

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....

Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...

Please get in touch, I'm not the fastest but I am very thorough, and can dust as well if you'd like. Sorry for the hijack OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....

Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...

I'm into massage and more than happy to iron out any wrigly bits that need tended to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harmless different if it was. A rodent

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"I'd like a guy who'd do the ironing for me, I just can't do it.....

Him with just a towel around his hips...me watching...

Please get in touch, I'm not the fastest but I am very thorough, and can dust as well if you'd like. Sorry for the hijack OP

Feel free lol...I'm not the type that gets bothered by that. .its all fun

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By *ymguylMan
over a year ago

ennis

ah he only a spider'

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"ah he only a spider' "

He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah he only a spider'

He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all

I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company being advertised on the radio have developed a spider proof timber shed.

Costs €2800.00. (Not a typo BTW)

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"ah he only a spider'

He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all

I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me

I could count them

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Ring Ghostbusters and if they can't do the job ring me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah he only a spider'

He was a huge fuck spider...I could see him looking at me..beady eyes and all

I don't mind spiders unless they are that big I can actuallly see their 9 eyes blinking at me

I could count them

That's a scary one so. Nothing worse than seeing your reflection in 9 beady eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like breakfast in bed delivery by a sexy guy wearing only a smile SS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think by the sounds of it the spider seen double S as breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting outside the gym in my car gagging for a quickie. Gawwwwwwwd usually have a toy with me for just these occasions but would definitely prefer a real life tomcat lol.

Think I may look into one of those sex robots for Xmas. Might also think about parking at the back of the gym instead of front door lol,bloody perverts watching me playing gawwwwwwwwd

Kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I ever stop working in a gym??

Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I ever stop working in a gym??

Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol. "

Ahem,I go one better and sent him vids bossyarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I ever stop working in a gym??

Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol.

Ahem,I go one better and sent him vids bossyarse

I think fab needs proof. Email them to chancingmyarm@ihopeshefallsforthis.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I ever stop working in a gym??

Send tomcat pics of you playing while he's in work lol.

Ahem,I go one better and sent him vids bossyarse

I think fab needs proof. Email them to chancingmyarm@ihopeshefallsforthis.com

Lol yeah I'm blonde but not that blonde lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

Guys??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

I hear ya!!! I had gigantor in my sitting room Afew wks ago. Size of my hand!! I wanted to call into a neighbour to ask them to come and kill it but I was talked out of it. Apparently it's a bit inappropriate

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol"

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

You sing a lot or something lolli?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

You sing a lot or something lolli?...

Eh yeah! I sing in the Emmmm shower ahem, all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?

Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?

Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!"

Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol.

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?

Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!

Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol. "

Aah lolli boos...but at least all that noise would frighten of the spider!! And here's me always thought you were such a quiet little thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

suppose it would be a bit odd as I've never met them

So? It could've been the start of a beautiful friendship

damsel in distress and all that lol

That's what I thought! And I'm sure they would love to put a face to the noises that come out of my apt

Lmfao,or the reason that they keep experiencing earthquake lollipop measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale eh?

Lol they may have experienced some wall banging and earth shaking!!! Yeah probably best I didn't call in actually!

Or u may have opened the door for further communications re wall banging and earth shaking lol.

Aah lolli boos...but at least all that noise would frighten of the spider!! And here's me always thought you were such a quiet little thing

Lol me? Quiet?? We have met lol I don't think anyone has ever called me quiet!!! Or shy for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea havent murderd poor Incy Wincy Spider lol.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Around when ya need one! !

Spider the size of a horse on the bedroom ceiling tonight. .home alone....had to get the bloody hoover out

What happens that you would like a guy to sort out for ya but their never there to do? ?

What happens if he has arachnophobia ??

. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incy Wincy Spider climbs up the wall

Out comes Miss SS hoover now hes not climbing anymore.

Poor ould Incy what a way to go.

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S

"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

OMG....NO!!!

No they usually don't, it won't kill them but they usually find a nice corner for themselves and sit back till you empty the hoover into the bin, I leave to spiders alone to be honest cause there's less flies round the house, I hate bastard flies buzzin round,

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Incy Wincy Spider climbs up the wall

Out comes Miss SS hoover now hes not climbing anymore.

Poor ould Incy what a way to go.

Way to go Biggs. ..Make me feel guilty

no way was I going asleep with that huge hairy fat arsed fecker hanging upside down on my bedroom ceiling. ..he could have just shuffled of and hid. .but oh no. .he lurked...wiggling his hairy legs and eyes at me. .ewwwhhhh

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Way to go Biggs. ..Make me feel guilty

Weren't those his come to bed eyes

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"Way to go Biggs. ..Make me feel guilty

Weren't those his come to bed eyes

RATFLMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

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and they are usually pretty pissed off when they get out of there, so watch out.

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By *ecretly seductive OP Woman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"You do know they can crawl out of the hoover

and they are usually pretty pissed off when they get out of there, so watch out."

I'm so choosing not to believe this

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