FabSwingers.com forum: Injury

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyone see Steven Gerrards new autobiography snippets, he got his penis sliced open in a tackle and had to get 4 stitches

No doubt he was out of action in the bedroom for a while!!! Any fabbers suffer any injuries that stopped them havin fun??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! My then bf cracked my rib while we were at it

I ended up in casualty.

Painkillers and took over 6 weeks to heal.

So no fun

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football

I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide

Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally

Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football

I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide

Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally

Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough

Cool. I'm gonna see if Mr69 wants one.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football

I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide

Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally

Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough

Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol"

Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol

Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.

I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football

I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide

Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally

Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough

Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute.

Cute as a kid maybe. Still happens but now I'm a dirty old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had same injury as gerard. Ripped my foreskin playing football

I was 13 and kicking around with friends and I got a hard on,I was 13 after all,and was tackled but me falling done the damage,ripped my banjo string,the tear was about an inch wide

Because I was too embarassed to tell my ma I had a hard on I never told anyone and it healed on its own. Eventally

Still have a scar. Makes my cock look tough

Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute.

Cute as a kid maybe. Still happens but now I'm a dirty old man

Wouldn't have you any other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol

Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.

I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol"

Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum

isn't that right girls?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't personally. But my sister was giving herself a little trim once n cut clean through her clit!!! Ouch!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol

Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.

I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol

Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum

isn't that right girls????? "

funky cum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pulled my hamstring at a party one night and when I was younger a girl bit my banjo string off because I kept calling her the wrong name lol

Ouch! You do pick 'em Laid.

I think they pick me to be honest otherwise I need help lol

Yeah don't be blaming the poor women laid,tis u driving em all nuts with ur funky cum

isn't that right girls?????

funky cum ?

Pmsl, large quantities of daddy's cum drives the ladies crazy hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't read this thread.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.. Banjo string ripped during a steamy session with Mrs Eyes.... Wasn't particularly sore,just messey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww even as a kid you got hard ons at the most inappropriate times. Cute.

At 13 there was never really an appropriate time to get a hard on

but happen they did....

some vigourous dry riding with an italian american virgin girlfriend lead to a torn frenulum ... and momentary confusion as to who was bleeding.... i nearly fainted when i realised it was me

) had to take a couple of days off..

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