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Golf..is better than sex!

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By *upoftea2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Or so the say!!

Right, anyone here enjoy a few rounds of golf? I have an unused (ankle injury), soon to expire (at the end of the year) Open Fairways voucher; It's best used in a two-ball (or four ball!!) - anyone like to join me for a round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if your golf is better than sex ur doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think if your golf is better than sex ur doing it wrong"

The golf or the sex?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Think you might be meeting the wrong people if that's the case lol

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

When people here say they like a bit of rough they aren't talking about golf!!!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"Or so the say!!

Right, anyone here enjoy a few rounds of golf? I have an unused (ankle injury), soon to expire (at the end of the year) Open Fairways voucher; It's best used in a two-ball (or four ball!!) - anyone like to join me for a round?

"

So for a 2ball you'd need a female and 4ball that would be 2 guys??

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Or so the say!!

Right, anyone here enjoy a few rounds of golf? I have an unused (ankle injury), soon to expire (at the end of the year) Open Fairways voucher; It's best used in a two-ball (or four ball!!) - anyone like to join me for a round?

"

Can anyone translate that to a golf virgin? An unused ankle injury voucher for two balls? Is fairway another word for garden path? Only one round? Damn doesn't sound right to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope to fuck my sex is better than my golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope to fuck my sex is better than my golf

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mine are both shite at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez OP, I hope your sex improves if your golf is better.

I tried golf this summer - epic fail.

My bedroom skills - just epic!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I suppose it's one way to get your hole .................... In one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was brought out for a game of pitch and put this summer by a decent enough golfer I can sorta see how the hole thing can become addictive though still like playing with other holes more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno bout me golf...but me swing is good!!!

..ahh..now stop with the double entendres, golf is great..love a nice long drive up the middle, and looking for me balls, love scoring birdies and best feeling in the world when you sink one in the hole!!!!!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I'm trying to give up double entendres and sexual innuendo... But it's HARD ... Sooooo hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a guy with a nice stroke, but it's the follow through that's more important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh red we shud play a few holes together, just slide one up the middle..really spank it!!!

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

I didn't really want to go out this morning in the rain to play .. But after a 69 I felt much better

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By *upoftea2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Lol, smiles galore after reading all the posts here, .

Genuinely, though, there's a golf voucher going a begging at the moment. If any of the avid golfers fancy a round some wknd morning, pm me.

In the meantime, Happy Swinging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to be good at golf or sex to enjoy them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was brought out for a game of pitch and put this summer by a decent enough golfer I can sorta see how the hole thing can become addictive though still like playing with other holes more "

Feel free to play this hole lol

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

A good walk ruined...... Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeez OP, I hope your sex improves if your golf is better.

I tried golf this summer - epic fail.

My bedroom skills - just epic! "

I'll gladly couch you help with your short game bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was brought out for a game of pitch and put this summer by a decent enough golfer I can sorta see how the hole thing can become addictive though still like playing with other holes more "

You kept that quite as I've played pitch an putt 15years now an played for my county in all Ireland's an all I'm a good couch too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on you tube and search for "Robin Williams... Scottish golf".... if this doesnt make you laugh there is genuinely something wrong with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try playing BEDROOM GOLF. Rules enclosed:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Have fun

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By *cjoyCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"You could try playing BEDROOM GOLF. Rules enclosed:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Have fun

"

Brilliant ....... Really made me giggle

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could try playing BEDROOM GOLF. Rules enclosed:

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Have fun

"

Awesome game this o wanna go any courses available lol

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