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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan

every 60 seconds in Ireland a minute passes by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inventor of the Strepsol throat lozenger died and there will be no 'coughin' at his funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inventor of the Strepsol throat lozenger died and there will be no 'coughin' at his funeral"
pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that dogs and bees smell fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inventor of the Strepsol throat lozenger died and there will be no 'coughin' at his funeral"

lmao ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

12.

I can't imagine what the typist is doing with their right hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the bush is worth more than two in the hand....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The songwriter who wrote the hokey y died and the funeral was a disaster. The undertaker proceeded to put his body into the coffin. They put his left hand in and it all went downhill from there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know Koalas sleep around 18 hours a day. The jammy bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statues in parks: If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.If the horse has no legs on the ground,it fell over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a world first that 2 television.aerials got married in Belfast.

The ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant!

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By *damcaseyMan
over a year ago

Sundays well

Love the morbid jokes. And then there was the dislexic agnostic insomniac .... Stayed up all night thinking , "is there really a dog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with bulimia often get sick of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The inventor of the Strepsol throat lozenger died and there will be no 'coughin' at his funeral"

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The songwriter who wrote the hokey y died and the funeral was a disaster. The undertaker proceeded to put his body into the coffin. They put his left hand in and it all went downhill from there. "

Pmsl! Love this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piles really are a pain in the ass

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan

Smiles is the longest word in the dictionaries because there is a mile between the 2 s,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you crossbred Lassie with a Rottweiller you get a dog that mauls you then runs for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you decide to have sex 'doggy style' its best to choose a street where no-one knows you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can skydive without a parachute, but only once.....

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By *elboy505Man
over a year ago

west dublin

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off...He's all right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hulk came to be after the artist/writer witnessed a woman lift a car to rescue her baby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in glaucoma.com earlier

that was some sight for sore eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Hulk came to be after the artist/writer witnessed a woman lift a car to rescue her baby..."

Jonathan and Martha Kent took in the young the young Kal-El and brought him up after he lifted the car that fell on Johnathan Kent when he was fixing the wheel.they named him Clark.

They never taught him to wear his underpants over his tights.I doubt they even knew he wore tights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wouldn't believe who I bumped into in spectsavers?

Who?

Everybody.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Did you know you, if you have 2 arms and 2 legs, you've got an above average number of limbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have kinkier sex are more psychologically healthy then those that don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason Wasps are so clumsy this time of year.. Is because they are d*unk after consuming the cider from the fallen apples which have started to rot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the difference between light and hard ?

You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

About 6% of everything you say,read or write is the

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

The police police police, police, police police, police, police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?

You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on "

What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?

You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on

What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)"

It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?

You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on

What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)

It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock "

Me too. In the small of my back though!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Do you know the difference between light and hard ?

You can sleep with the light on , but you can't sleep with a hard on

What's a morning glory then? (Apart from the legendary album by Oasis which personally I thought was inferior to Definitely Maybe)

It's what wakes me up every morning. Like an alarm c(l)ock

Me too. In the small of my back though!"

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"The reason Wasps are so clumsy this time of year.. Is because they are d*unk after consuming the cider from the fallen apples which have started to rot!!"

Fallen Apples you say?...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason Wasps are so clumsy this time of year.. Is because they are d*unk after consuming the cider from the fallen apples which have started to rot!!

Fallen Apples you say?...lol"

Past Tense..The apples have fallen not falling apples! Yeah the Wasps are pissed out of their tiny little heads..stupidly buzzing around bouncing of windows

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