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The Lion requires assistance :(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lion faces a losing dilemma...

The birds in his area keep pooping on his clothes out on the clothesline...

his attire, jeans and delicates are constantly being pooped on by crows, magpies etc..

lion has tried roaring at them and posing at them but they stand defiant on their actions...

what can one do to keep these assassins of poop away from lions personals????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purchase a tumble dryer Champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no lion likes to see his clothes dry natures way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well natures way involves bird poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well natures way involves bird poop "

Lmao embrace nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just catch the bird and lay the smack down on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just catch the bird and lay the smack down on it!"

lion cant use force

he doesn't know his own strength

far too powerful to use on people or living things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim trees or bushes away round garden so wee buggers have no where to hang out

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Move to a bird free zone

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

id suggest a shotgun a few days blasting crows and soon enough they will get the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Lion faces a losing dilemma...

The birds in his area keep pooping on his clothes out on the clothesline...

his attire, jeans and delicates are constantly being pooped on by crows, magpies etc..

lion has tried roaring at them and posing at them but they stand defiant on their actions...

what can one do to keep these assassins of poop away from lions personals????

"

If a bird shites on yea its good luck do the lotto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Lion faces a losing dilemma...

The birds in his area keep pooping on his clothes out on the clothesline...

his attire, jeans and delicates are constantly being pooped on by crows, magpies etc..

lion has tried roaring at them and posing at them but they stand defiant on their actions...

what can one do to keep these assassins of poop away from lions personals????

"

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Lion faces a losing dilemma...

The birds in his area keep pooping on his clothes out on the clothesline...

his attire, jeans and delicates are constantly being pooped on by crows, magpies etc..

lion has tried roaring at them and posing at them but they stand defiant on their actions...

what can one do to keep these assassins of poop away from lions personals????

Shit happens "

Pmsl

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By *unsterStagMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Have you tried sitting out the back eating your morning scrambled eggs....this will let them know exactly what your capable of

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"id suggest a shotgun a few days blasting crows and soon enough they will get the message"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scarecrow might do the job. Throw a few old clothes on a stick.. use your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The magpies crows and seagulls of galway have to much fiber in their diet

fly away and leave this humble Lion alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Lion faces a losing dilemma...

The birds in his area keep pooping on his clothes out on the clothesline...

his attire, jeans and delicates are constantly being pooped on by crows, magpies etc..

lion has tried roaring at them and posing at them but they stand defiant on their actions...

what can one do to keep these assassins of poop away from lions personals????

"

Hang out smalls to air them dry.

Glaze skyward and wonder why?

"My patience God, you truly try"!!

And just right then, God made cows fly.

Be thankful for the little things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lion wears "delicates"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I would've thought all the kids pulling the flowers in lion's garden would scare the birds away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call in the family to help - a domestic feline will soon clear your garden of birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion should put his clothes on the line when its raining cos the birds won't be out....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Líon could get a pet falcon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion could grow a pair

Last week insects this week bird poop!! Come on Champ your better than this

What next "Lion tackles period pain"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A scarecrow might do the job. Throw a few old clothes on a stick.. use your imagination. "

What she said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make your own scarecrow, or get your self 1 or two cates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make your own scarecrow, or get your self 1 or two cates"

*cats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lion could grow a pair

Last week insects this week bird poop!! Come on Champ your better than this

What next "Lion tackles period pain" "

oh Lion has a pair..he does things others simply couldn't even visualize ...

period pains ...thats not in Lions repertoire but Lions female fans know they have his support x

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

What lion needs is a pussy or two

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