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"  muffins anyone????"muff mmmm no focusing on cock right now don't be putting me off haha | |||
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"Damn Ash, you're on some sort of a trip today! Will you tell us your secret? "haha I'm having a giddy day plus I need to replace someone so I need these three things haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock" get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles " And your looking here lol I wonder  | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles " I have one callin over tomorrow  | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I have one callin over tomorrow "ya can have my leftovers I need someone that can keep up he can't haha | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles And your looking here lol I wonder "u would be surprised what u will find here haha | |||
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"Why a baker? Just curious! I don't suppose a carpenter with a big cock would do? "nope I like cream pies he has to bake haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha" Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole "haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha"An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I have one callin over tomorrow ya can have my leftovers I need someone that can keep up he can't haha"Ah I'll find out tomorrow if he can or not ha | |||
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" muffins anyone???? muff mmmm no focusing on cock right now don't be putting me off haha"Two large baps n a strapon??? | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I have one callin over tomorrow ya can have my leftovers I need someone that can keep up he can't haha
Ah I'll find out tomorrow if he can or not ha "nah he can't but I know how easy u are so might be straight up ur street haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger"as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha | |||
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" muffins anyone???? muff mmmm no focusing on cock right now don't be putting me off haha
Two large baps n a strapon??? "now that sounds yummy hHa | |||
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"I been praised for my culinary skills as well as my bedroom skills, im very very experienced with tarts and the occasional cream pie my dear. Can I be of assistance lol " u have my attention Mac | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha"Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha
Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later "haha I was in the zone then nothing gets in the way of my zone haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha
Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later haha I was in the zone then nothing gets in the way of my zone haha "Oh we know,'do ya want a wipe?' | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha
Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later haha I was in the zone then nothing gets in the way of my zone haha
Oh we know,'do ya want a wipe?' "take it bitch hahaha is the bump on your head gone? | |||
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"I can bake, cuddle and own a strap on?? "ur hired haha | |||
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"Oh oh i whip a good meal ash lol ha ha." I need a baker biggy haha | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha
Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later haha I was in the zone then nothing gets in the way of my zone haha
Oh we know,'do ya want a wipe?' take it bitch hahaha is the bump on your head gone? " the bump has gone yeah but my hair hasn't grown back yet lol. Next time you are going in the restraints,but first they have to be kitty proofed again lol. I'm always breaking tomcats toys  | |||
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"Oh oh i whip a good meal ash lol ha ha. I need a baker biggy haha" lmao i do yea some crumble lol ha ha. | |||
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"A cuddly baker,with a huge cock hmmmmmm. I wonder where I can buy a huge cock get a loan of MR BOOMtastic haha Yeah u have a big mouth girl don't think u would choke on him lol u would swallow him whole haha that's true I'll get a bigger one haha
An inflatable one,just in case he's not big enough can pump him up another bit bigger as long as it's not on of them pumps we where using the other night total fail haha
Lol that was ur wrist action ash. Saying that u must've practiced pretty quick because there was nothing wrong with ur wrist action later haha I was in the zone then nothing gets in the way of my zone haha
Oh we know,'do ya want a wipe?' take it bitch hahaha is the bump on your head gone? the bump has gone yeah but my hair hasn't grown back yet lol. Next time you are going in the restraints,but first they have to be kitty proofed again lol. I'm always breaking tomcats toys "oh I'm sorry hahaha that was so funny when you broke that imagine what I would of done to u if the kept hold haha | |||
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"Oh oh i whip a good meal ash lol ha ha. I need a baker biggy haha lmao i do yea some crumble lol ha ha." have a got a big cock biggy haha | |||
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"I can bake, cuddle and own a strap on?? ur hired haha"Woohoooo!! | |||
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"Oh oh i whip a good meal ash lol ha ha. I need a baker biggy haha lmao i do yea some crumble lol ha ha. have a got a big cock biggy haha" ha ha ha lol  | |||
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"I can bake, cuddle and own a strap on?? ur hired haha
Woohoooo!!"and men wonder why girls turn lesbo haha | |||
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" oh I'm sorry hahaha that was so funny when you broke that imagine what I would of done to u if the kept hold haha " Ur not sorry ya biatch. You would do the same all over again lol. Actually as we're on the subject,yes please,again again,again again | |||
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"Tell me when an where an ill be there. Spatula in one hand wooden spoon in the other." oh u can bake and spank me all at once haha | |||
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"I give great cuddles but im not a baker nor do I have a massive cock so I can't help you " don't want ur help! | |||
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" oh I'm sorry hahaha that was so funny when you broke that imagine what I would of done to u if the kept hold haha Ur not sorry ya biatch. You would do the same all over again lol. Actually as we're on the subject,yes please,again again,again again "fuckin right I'm not sorry I'll drill ya into the headboard next time haha | |||
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"I give great cuddles but im not a baker nor do I have a massive cock so I can't help you don't want ur help! " Ouch!!!! Think that's the sound of daddy getting the door!!! | |||
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"I give great cuddles but im not a baker nor do I have a massive cock so I can't help you don't want ur help! Ouch!!!! Think that's the sound of daddy getting the door!!!" daddy got the boot | |||
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"I give great cuddles but im not a baker nor do I have a massive cock so I can't help you don't want ur help! Ouch!!!! Think that's the sound of daddy getting the door!!! daddy got the boot " I know what it is,his birthday came and now everything is starting to droop????? | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you "u sure about that now? Haha | |||
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"I give great cuddles but im not a baker nor do I have a massive cock so I can't help you don't want ur help! Ouch!!!! Think that's the sound of daddy getting the door!!! daddy got the boot I know what it is,his birthday came and now everything is starting to droop?????" no he's just been a prick so now I'm replacing him haha | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you "Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed | |||
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"Do you know the muffin man!?
Haha"I don't what muff at this time I wanna massive COCK | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed "hahaha I have his dribbler ready | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready "I dribbling all over myself at the mo | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready "And I'll grab a diaper. Does he want a wipe.???? | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo "come here to me and gimme some cream pie then I'll test ya and let ya no how it is haha | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready
And I'll grab a diaper. Does he want a wipe.???? "hahaha I'm never gonna look at wipes the same | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo "No darling that's kitty dribbling on u | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo
No darling that's kitty dribbling on u "ur dribbles taste amazing haha | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready
And I'll grab a diaper. Does he want a wipe.???? hahaha I'm never gonna look at wipes the same "oooh a diaper!!! Who let the yank in? | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready
And I'll grab a diaper. Does he want a wipe.???? hahaha I'm never gonna look at wipes the same oooh a diaper!!! Who let the yank in? "Shhhh and eat ur supper like a good boy,ash stop wriggling and let him eat | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo
No darling that's kitty dribbling on u ur dribbles taste amazing haha"Want to help me clean the little cutie up?? | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo
No darling that's kitty dribbling on u ur dribbles taste amazing haha
Want to help me clean the little cutie up??"come rub me down il have the towel ready | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo
No darling that's kitty dribbling on u ur dribbles taste amazing haha
Want to help me clean the little cutie up?? come rub me down il have the towel ready "towel u don't let anything spill u amature haha | |||
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"I don't know how to bake ash but I can certainly cream your pie for you
Shhhhhh baby,here's ur soother, now back into bed hahaha I have his dribbler ready I dribbling all over myself at the mo
No darling that's kitty dribbling on u ur dribbles taste amazing haha
Want to help me clean the little cutie up??"I'd like to clean u up again mmmmm | |||
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"Haha but you have to share and sharing means messy "not if u clean it up right haha | |||
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"Oh look... " Don't look up Mikey!!.... You'll see right up Ashes crack!  | |||
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"69 "haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69 | |||
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"Oh look... Don't look up Mikey!!.... You'll see right up Ashes crack! "Phwooarr! | |||
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"69 haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69 "Nom nom nom! | |||
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"69 haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69
Nom nom nom! " | |||
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"69 haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69
Nom nom nom! "come to daddy! | |||
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"69 haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69
Nom nom nom!
come to daddy! "love it when u daddy talk to me | |||
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"69 haha ur starting to get really fond of that 69
Nom nom nom!
come to daddy! love it when u daddy talk to me "Lol | |||
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"Multi tasking and multitalented. Id probably break my spoon on that tight firm ass off urs.... Now where do I put my cream????" where do u normally put it? Haha | |||
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"im a restorer id love to French Polish that ass inside and out "I don't think my ass needs to be polished haha | |||
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"im a restorer id love to French Polish that ass inside and out I don't think my ass needs to be polished haha" | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles " I can't bake... but I do a mean fry
Hmmm choke on my cock? Well... if you tie the sausages around my cock using the bacon..I'm sure that's plenty of meat for ya lol | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I can't bake... but I do a mean fry
Hmmm choke on my cock? Well... if you tie the sausages around my cock using the bacon..I'm sure that's plenty of meat for ya lol"is that u saying u have a small cock? Haha | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I can't bake... but I do a mean fry
Hmmm choke on my cock? Well... if you tie the sausages around my cock using the bacon..I'm sure that's plenty of meat for ya lol is that u saying u have a small cock? Haha"I would never say that! Lol I have had women fall in love with my cock... some say its my best feature.. I'm quite fond of it myself as well
I could cover you head to toe in baby oil n give you a massage to die for.. magic hands
Yer..suppose we could cuddle after lol
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"Learning how to bake straight away "what about the other two? Haha | |||
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"Ash how much of a requirement exactly is the baking skills?..... Just trying to gauge it's importance over your other listed requirements..... Did I mention that I know a good bakery that sells?... "have to bake it yourself _ilder | |||
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"I'm looking for a baker with a massive cock I can choke on and he must give great cuddles I can't bake... but I do a mean fry
Hmmm choke on my cock? Well... if you tie the sausages around my cock using the bacon..I'm sure that's plenty of meat for ya lol is that u saying u have a small cock? Haha
I would never say that! Lol
I have had women fall in love with my cock... some say its my best feature.. I'm quite fond of it myself as well
I could cover you head to toe in baby oil n give you a massage to die for.. magic hands
Yer..suppose we could cuddle after lol
"I don't wanna massage I wanna baker a cock and a cuddle then ya can fuck off haha | |||
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"Ash how much of a requirement exactly is the baking skills?..... Just trying to gauge it's importance over your other listed requirements..... Did I mention that I know a good bakery that sells?... have to bake it yourself _ilder "As long as that's the only kind of 'bun in the oven' you are after then I'm very happy to oblige!   | |||
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"I do a great pavlova "have to be able to do a lemon maringue haha | |||
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"Ash how much of a requirement exactly is the baking skills?..... Just trying to gauge it's importance over your other listed requirements..... Did I mention that I know a good bakery that sells?... have to bake it yourself _ilder
As long as that's the only kind of 'bun in the oven' you are after then I'm very happy to oblige! "Jesus _ilder what other kind would I be looking for hahaha | |||
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"I do a great pavlova have to be able to do a lemon maringue haha"I'll get practising | |||
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"I do a great pavlova have to be able to do a lemon maringue haha"it just so happens that lemon meringue pie is one of my specialities | |||
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"I do a great pavlova have to be able to do a lemon maringue haha
it just so happens that lemon meringue pie is one of my specialities "this thread is all ur fault hahaha | |||
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"Ash how much of a requirement exactly is the baking skills?..... Just trying to gauge it's importance over your other listed requirements..... Did I mention that I know a good bakery that sells?... have to bake it yourself _ilder
As long as that's the only kind of 'bun in the oven' you are after then I'm very happy to oblige! Jesus _ilder what other kind would I be looking for hahaha"I'd better get my apron out so!!  | |||
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"Ash how much of a requirement exactly is the baking skills?..... Just trying to gauge it's importance over your other listed requirements..... Did I mention that I know a good bakery that sells?... have to bake it yourself _ilder
As long as that's the only kind of 'bun in the oven' you are after then I'm very happy to oblige! Jesus _ilder what other kind would I be looking for hahaha
I'd better get my apron out so!! "has to be a funny one | |||
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