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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear eight legged freaks

Why oh why do we need to go through the same routine every day , you arrive in with your big gangly legs & beady eyes causing me to run , scream , cry,throw things, stand on tables , chairs or anything else I can find !

We do this until I find someone brave enough to zap you with bug spray or stamp on you with big massive shoes ! Why do you do this to yourself and me ? Now I'm a quivering wreck & you are squashed !!! So do yourselves a favour and bypass my house and spread the word to all your other buddies !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes the spiders have made me lose my mind !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes the spiders have made me lose my mind !! "

Cmon John grow a pair ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One big motherfucker ran across the sitting room the other night. I didn't notice it till my three year daughter goes look daddy a spider he's so cute

Not scared of spiders but how the fuck can a spider be cute

Tomcat

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

I hate the fookers that have the neck to think they can have a shower with me, I'm breaking my neck jumping out screaming and they just stand there watching.

What a fooking liberty

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they seem to be getting bigger every year.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

spiders are tiny a tiny fraction of the size of a human. they are harmless....please love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And they seem to be getting bigger every year. "

A friend put a pic on his fb page a few days , he found one that looked like an extra from Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them "

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina "

Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!

Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes the spiders have made me lose my mind !!

Cmon John grow a pair ffs "

He reckons he's not scared but won't go near one either haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina

Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!

Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "

I've killed bout 10 wasps this morn !! Evil feckers but they don't scare me .... Spiders on the other hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"spiders are tiny a tiny fraction of the size of a human. they are harmless....please love them"

Bill come mind me plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the fookers that have the neck to think they can have a shower with me, I'm breaking my neck jumping out screaming and they just stand there watching.

What a fooking liberty

Tina "

Omg I would die ! I was in the shower this morning like a ninja waiting ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina

Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!

Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "

Not bad. Try one of those electric tennis racquets, your kill rate will spiral.

Hubs catches every single one & removes it safely. In Yorkshire I saw house spiders that had legs that wouldn't fit under a pint glass....you can see their eyes moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear eight legged freaks

Why oh why do we need to go through the same routine every day , you arrive in with your big gangly legs & beady eyes causing me to run , scream , cry,throw things, stand on tables , chairs or anything else I can find !

We do this until I find someone brave enough to zap you with bug spray or stamp on you with big massive shoes ! Why do you do this to yourself and me ? Now I'm a quivering wreck & you are squashed !!! So do yourselves a favour and bypass my house and spread the word to all your other buddies !! "

We hate politicians too. Creepy little blighters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 Huge ones in my room last night.... Safe to say very little sleep happened

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Did I not distract you this morning, Sarah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I not distract you this morning, Sarah?"

Ohhh you did mingo shaking in a diff way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spiders are tiny a tiny fraction of the size of a human. they are harmless....please love them"

Fancy a move to Tyrone?! You could be my emergency spider remover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning "

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning "

Ohhh no poor you ! Although I got my 6 year old to kill one for me too haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "

Omg I would have a heart attack not even joking I would be found dead with the box in my hand haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "

There's an evil streak in you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "

That's my ex husband sorted then lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

Ohhh no poor you ! Although I got my 6 year old to kill one for me too haha"

My 2 year old found it, shouting "argghhh mummy, big insy wincy bider!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina

Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!

Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer!

Not bad. Try one of those electric tennis racquets, your kill rate will spiral.

Hubs catches every single one & removes it safely. In Yorkshire I saw house spiders that had legs that wouldn't fit under a pint glass....you can see their eyes moving."

Oh my, gotta get one of them! They're everywhere today, up to 61

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

I'm not their fan but I don't mind them.

I don't know if this this works but my sister is terrified of them and has 'conkers' in every room (she swears by them), supposedly there's something in them that spiders dont like. I've no idea if it's true but thought I'd share it anyway...

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I never kill a spider, sheet of paper and out the window

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"I never kill a spider, sheet of paper and out the window"

I really try to do the same. ..but I have to admit to getting the hoover out to get them if they are on the ceiling on occasion

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"I never kill a spider, sheet of paper and out the window

I really try to do the same. ..but I have to admit to getting the hoover out to get them if they are on the ceiling on occasion "

I'll spend the time to get them out but if they don't cooperate thay might be become 7 legged freaks

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "

Evil bastard I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "

Holy shit don't piss off candy *-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never kill a spider, sheet of paper and out the window"
You poor boy are you that scared of them you go out window to get away from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk!! My neighbour's 6 year old had to rescue me this morning

You know, those bigger ones stay alive if you post them to someone in a little chocolate box like you might get at a wedding. And they're so eager to get out when opened...heh heh heh! "
Whats your address.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I didn't read this thread.

Spiders freak the bejesus outta me!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I like spiders, I keep a couple of them in each room to deal with the creepy crawlies

my favourite one is the one that lives in the spice cupboard, his name is Edgar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like spiders, I keep a couple of them in each room to deal with the creepy crawlies

my favourite one is the one that lives in the spice cupboard, his name is Edgar.

"

Fooook!

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S


"Spiders are our friends!!!

Embrace them

I do embrace them, with a shoe

Tina

Hahaha but the eat all the fly's and other little creepy crawlies!!

Wasps on the other hand are dirty fuckers!! 57 confirmed kills this summer! "

I'm allergic to wasps but still don't like killing them, the planet needs them and they're dying off unfortunately, as for spiders I love them and think they're great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like spiders, I keep a couple of them in each room to deal with the creepy crawlies

my favourite one is the one that lives in the spice cupboard, his name is Edgar.

"

Holy Christ!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a story on the news a few years ago where a chef had a pet spider called freddy in the kitchen he worked in. He used to feed it raw meat. The thing was huge !!!!

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

The guys unloading the banana boats are told watch out for spiders hiding inside the bunches, now when I'm buying bunches I always have a good look at them first, just in case!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The guys unloading the banana boats are told watch out for spiders hiding inside the bunches, now when I'm buying bunches I always have a good look at them first, just in case!"

I've stopped buying bananas that's how scared I am

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By *ymguylMan
over a year ago

ennis

ladies a spider remover at your sevice here' bathrooms are my specaialty ' tina im on the way' kittycatty up on the table'im on the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a story on the news a few years ago where a chef had a pet spider called freddy in the kitchen he worked in. He used to feed it raw meat. The thing was huge !!!!"

That is creepy shit alright!

in my job we get cargo in from all over the world, a wooden crate from Brazil a few yrs ago, no joking a spider ran out of it, it's body was the size of a large Orange, huge legs too, hairy. one of the guys cornered it and eventually killedb it with a shovel, just cant trust touchingb anything from south America lol. True story though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guys unloading the banana boats are told watch out for spiders hiding inside the bunches, now when I'm buying bunches I always have a good look at them first, just in case!"

Arghhhhhh

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