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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kaizer was in the Barbers getting a short back and sides. The exotic polish Lady barber was just finishing up when she leans close and whispers.

"Will I do your eyebrows and ears Mr Kaizer Sir"

Ya will not Kaizer aint no rabbit!!!!

Lads what's going on??? In 3 decades of haircuts no ones ever asked that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have lived a sheltered life, even I knew that! They sometimes do it with FIRE! Well, ears anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must have lived a sheltered life, even I knew that! They sometimes do it with FIRE! Well, ears anyway."

Fire?? Is this 1815????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have lived a sheltered life, even I knew that! They sometimes do it with FIRE! Well, ears anyway."

I've seen the lighter up the nose trick in Turkey. Imagine the smell of the burning hair. Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must have lived a sheltered life, even I knew that! They sometimes do it with FIRE! Well, ears anyway.

I've seen the lighter up the nose trick in Turkey. Imagine the smell of the burning hair. Yuk "

I had that done in Turkey lol a few year ago with an ould turkish shave nothing like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get short back and sides....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wtf????? Has Barber tools not advancedin the last 1000 years!!!

This is amazing

Get yer Gillette flamethrower

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By *adgaggzMan
over a year ago

N'S

Wtf!! Thankfully I've never been asked, I like my eyebrows so no thank you! Although if the lady barber was hot enough she could go to town on watever she liked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mullygar just took a while to catch up with the exoticness of da big shmoke Kais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've seen the lighter up the nose trick in Turkey. Imagine the smell of the burning hair. Yuk "

It's his nose, would you rather look at the hairs protruding from it?

But singed hair, Yuk is right.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

psml

Kaizer is setting new standards: for any future reference clean shaved/burned/fired includes ears, nose and plugged eyebrows!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys stop panicking, sometimes ya,s just need wee tweeze, it does make all the difference, eyebrows open whole face xx

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

be careful Kaizer next time she'll be after your furry chest!!!

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim


"I always get short back and sides.... "

I'm more of a short back, sides, front & top kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine won't let me near. I snip them while he's asleep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always get short back and sides....

I'm more of a short back, sides, front & top kind of guy "

Sunroof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine won't let me near. I snip them while he's asleep... "

poor ould mr candy that assault lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine won't let me near. I snip them while he's asleep... "

Lol candy I sit on top n has no choice

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim


"I always get short back and sides....

I'm more of a short back, sides, front & top kind of guy

Sunroof? "

Pmsl and no it's not (yet anyway), but the cars a convertible if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its something to do with old age ???

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Overall I'm not gaining or losing the amount of hair I have, instead it's migrating from places where I want it to places I don't

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By *un17Man
over a year ago

Ennis

Last time I got a short back and sides the beautiful polish hairdresser spent longer on the ears and eye brows than on the hair I looked at the ground and said that's it time to buy a good razor

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

I've had that from a Turkish barber in Ireland. Cotton wool dipped in spirits and lit. Used to burn hair from ears. Too much drama - just use a scissors !

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By *ohnbi01Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Tis the new metrosexual in us, supply and demand.

God be with the days a trip to the barber was short back and sides.

Now it's trimmed hair, a touch up of the eyebrows, a warm cotton bud to synge the hair ear, if there is anything loose on the nostril that gets a nick as well.

Only a matter of time till we are in the barbers for a brazillian.

We are the new man. As our fathers would say, none of that in my time.

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

If it wasn't needed it wouldn't have been asked

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Eyebrows help keep sweat out of your eyes and are a communication tool, so they have function, but what's the point of extra ear hair? Or nose hair for that matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"psml

Kaizer is setting new standards: for any future reference clean shaved/burned/fired includes ears, nose and plugged eyebrows! "

Kaizers hair is inflammable

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Did Kaizer consider that the exotic polish barber lady has an ear fetish and was after his ear?

Is she a looker?

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

What is it with all the third person reference. Lion can just about get away with it as he's a proper mental. Why the rest of ye?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I have being chased with a siccors once or twice but the fire that's a new one must suggest it to the wife next time she's feeling frisky with the siccors

I wonder just wonder mind would it solve the shaving below every second day predicament

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did Kaizer consider that the exotic polish barber lady has an ear fetish and was after his ear?

Is she a looker? "

She has a truly stunning derrière

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any good barber will ask if you want that done. Got my hair cut today and she did the eyebrows aswell. She likes me to look my best you see.....she's given me a few wash cut and blowjobs over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty standard now actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer was in the Barbers getting a short back and sides. The exotic polish Lady barber was just finishing up when she leans close and whispers.

"Will I do your eyebrows and ears Mr Kaizer Sir"

Ya will not Kaizer aint no rabbit!!!!

Lads what's going on??? In 3 decades of haircuts no ones ever asked that "

Age mate, simply age, accelerated hair growth, I get the brows done but thankfully no call for the king lears yet

did she look up your nose too? Aaaaahhh

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I allways get my eyebrows trimmed every time I get a haircut . Don't know what barbers u go to but that's a normal thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kaizer was in the Barbers getting a short back and sides. The exotic polish Lady barber was just finishing up when she leans close and whispers.

"Will I do your eyebrows and ears Mr Kaizer Sir"

Ya will not Kaizer aint no rabbit!!!!

Lads what's going on??? In 3 decades of haircuts no ones ever asked that

Age mate, simply age, accelerated hair growth, I get the brows done but thankfully no call for the king lears yet

did she look up your nose too? Aaaaahhh"

No but she offer the hottest sex ever and free haircuts for life!!!!

Oh wait that's not reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizer was in the Barbers getting a short back and sides. The exotic polish Lady barber was just finishing up when she leans close and whispers.

"Will I do your eyebrows and ears Mr Kaizer Sir"

Ya will not Kaizer aint no rabbit!!!!

Lads what's going on??? In 3 decades of haircuts no ones ever asked that

Age mate, simply age, accelerated hair growth, I get the brows done but thankfully no call for the king lears yet

did she look up your nose too? Aaaaahhh

No but she offer the hottest sex ever and free haircuts for life!!!!

Oh wait that's not reality "

Don't worry Kaiser some of the guys here don't live in reality. At least you do.

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