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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I've experienced this already 3 times: I go to the shops, I buy a cucumber and later on when I want to eat it, its gone, completely disappeared, not to be found any more!

Anyone else experienced such thing or any explanations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just vanishes???

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It just vanishes???"

yes! and I didn't see it running away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check behind the couch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just vanishes???

yes! and I didn't see it running away..."

Mmmm..they don't have legs...but anecdotal reports exist as to their prowess on skateboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like a job for Inspect~her Gadget..

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Check your vagina

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Check behind the couch?"

I'd rather not, I haven't hoovered there for a while

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It sounds like a job for Inspect~her Gadget.."

psml

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway

Next time you get one, tie a long piece of string to it and onto something sturdy in the house, if it disappears again at least you will find out where it went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Next time you get one, tie a long piece of string to it and onto something sturdy in the house, if it disappears again at least you will find out where it went "

you mean like a dog lead, cucumbers have no neck, it could slip off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had you actually taken it out of the bag? Or did you think someone else was putting it in the basket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

either that or there's a room full of ladies in the next house with facepacks onand cucumber slices on there eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any other "age appropriate" females in the household??!

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By *eddybear_14Man
over a year ago

Somewhere...

All cucumbers should be banned.. Yuck!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling."

Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check your vagina "

Is that where yours go ash

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"I've experienced this already 3 times: I go to the shops, I buy a cucumber and later on when I want to eat it, its gone, completely disappeared, not to be found any more!

Anyone else experienced such thing or any explanations?"
I wonder did you put into into the bin by mistake with the recycled bags boxes from your shopping

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway

I didn't think that one through

pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.

Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me? "

I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit.

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.

Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?

I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. "
I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Check your vagina

Is that where yours go ash "
no I don't like vegetables I'm a meat person haha

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"Check your vagina

Is that where yours go ash no I don't like vegetables I'm a meat person haha"
meat as in chicken pig bullock deere pheasant duck.whats your taste

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Check your vagina

Is that where yours go ash no I don't like vegetables I'm a meat person hahameat as in chicken pig bullock deere pheasant duck.whats your taste"
big lump of steak

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"Check your vagina

Is that where yours go ash no I don't like vegetables I'm a meat person hahameat as in chicken pig bullock deere pheasant duck.whats your taste big lump of steak "
Good choice ash.would have a piece here if ever your freezer runs out.its very lean and tender.would like for you to try it one day straight from the farm

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

cousin of mine had same issue with tubs of butter...coincidently after his wife watched last tango in paris

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.

Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?

I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin "

Are you implying that I put 3 times a cucumber into the bin or recycling just because I'm a city girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80 pct is just water ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it up your vag, Doghunter?

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"I reckon the other two were hiding behind the door hiding from the sleepy midnight saladmaker and saved the third one from a fate worse than pickling.

Are you an inspector and do you think they gang up on me?

I shall delve into the matter and investigate thoroughly,no stone shall be left unturned.As for the theory of ganging,that would be a matter which may be best looked into down at the station while taking your statement.We may have to bring in the dog team to sniff out the culprit. I'm telling ye she put it into bin by mistake.check the bin

Are you implying that I put 3 times a cucumber into the bin or recycling just because I'm a city girl?

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we all make mistakes.i once put a car battery into bin.didnt no what I was at as I had so much going on in the head.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Is it up your vag, Doghunter?"

the three of them?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"80 pct is just water ???? "

I hate to correct you but it's actually 96%, bankers and figures, tss, just shows you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it up your vag, Doghunter?

the three of them? "

Well, it's always good to aim high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check your toy box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"80 pct is just water ????

I hate to correct you but it's actually 96%, bankers and figures, tss, just shows you.... "

Maybe you spilled them without knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard on the news they were a few cucumbers kidnapped alright.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Try the fridge I hear some like something cold to slip down on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate them in the middle of the night whilst sleepwalking? (I'd have gone for chocolate myself lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey DH check out the supper thread I think I found one of the cucumbers

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