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"OK ur caught up in some really hot passionate sex Next thing the doorbell rings, its a family member and they know ur home. Do u stop, jump up, get dressed and rush to let them in or do u finish what ur sooo totally enjoying and hope they go away? Tina " I ring them and explain that I think I caught the ebola virus and for their own good it's best they leave immediataly for their own safety (till i get it checked out).... but could they run to the shop for 20 silk cut purple and a packet of tayto first and shove them in the letter box.... | |||
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"OK ur caught up in some really hot passionate sex Next thing the doorbell rings, its a family member and they know ur home. Do u stop, jump up, get dressed and rush to let them in or do u finish what ur sooo totally enjoying and hope they go away? Tina I ring them and explain that I think I caught the ebola virus and for their own good it's best they leave immediataly for their own safety (till i get it checked out).... but could they run to the shop for 20 silk cut purple and a packet of tayto first and shove them in the letter box.... " Now that's sound advice | |||
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"I do what I'm doing and tell them to fuck off and call back later haha " | |||
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"OK ur caught up in some really hot passionate sex Next thing the doorbell rings, its a family member and they know ur home. Do u stop, jump up, get dressed and rush to let them in or do u finish what ur sooo totally enjoying and hope they go away? Tina There's no stopping me! They can knock away at the door all they want. I ain't stopping for nobody, unless they're on my fab friends list! " Yea but they could just join in and add to the fun | |||
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"Daughter was at the door, Jumped out of bed tried to put my pjs on an fell on my shoulder resulting in a dislocated collar bone wish now I had of told her to come back later lol " Ouch!!!! That's a bang u won't forget for a while Tina | |||
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"If I can hear the door bell through the orgasmic screams I would have to stop and question what's going wrong " I couldn't scream. Too many passers by,(nosey fookers) where we live | |||
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"Oops wrong thread!! Lol" I was worried there for a sec | |||
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"Oops wrong thread!! Lol I was worried there for a sec " Sorry Tina lol | |||
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"Daughter was at the door, Jumped out of bed tried to put my pjs on an fell on my shoulder resulting in a dislocated collar bone wish now I had of told her to come back later lol Ouch!!!! That's a bang u won't forget for a while Tina " Don't I know it still in agony | |||
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"Oops wrong thread!! Lol I was worried there for a sec Sorry Tina lol " Hmmmm I might forgive u But then again it might cost u | |||
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"Oops wrong thread!! Lol I was worried there for a sec Sorry Tina lol Hmmmm I might forgive u But then again it might cost u " It's totally unserstand. I will of course be willing to do what you'd like me to, to make it up to you fully | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. " What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina " Of u I meant, fookin predictive text | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina Of u I meant, fookin predictive text " top half lol. i was stripped to me boxers. | |||
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"Oops wrong thread!! Lol I was worried there for a sec Sorry Tina lol Hmmmm I might forgive u But then again it might cost u It's totally unserstand. I will of course be willing to do what you'd like me to, to make it up to you fully " Mmmm I may just hold u to that Oh I may get my thinking cap on | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina Of u I meant, fookin predictive text top half lol. i was stripped to me boxers. " Did she feck off after the invite and let u finish?? | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina Of u I meant, fookin predictive text top half lol. i was stripped to me boxers. Did she feck off after the invite and let u finish?? " no she fecking didnt stayed half the evening for tae. | |||
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"Dating a girl from limerick once ended up one weekend down at hers anyway,her mother called at the front door wouldnt go away ended up looking through the front window saw me half naked i must of made a goid recovery impression cause i was invited for dinner the following day lol. What half of I was naked??? Might explain the invite to dinner Tina Of u I meant, fookin predictive text top half lol. i was stripped to me boxers. Did she feck off after the invite and let u finish?? no she fecking didnt stayed half the evening for tae." Ooooohh raging | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy " Lmfao oh I love it should've given him an eyeful and told him hows not a good time. Lol | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy Lmfao oh I love it should've given him an eyeful and told him hows not a good time. Lol" Haha is it ever a good time for him to call Miss Mcjoy | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy " Pmsl oh now that has to be the best ever I'm sorry Miss Mcjoy but I'm nearly wetting myself over u Tina | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy Pmsl oh now that has to be the best ever I'm sorry Miss Mcjoy but I'm nearly wetting myself over u Tina " Haha I'm glad my woes are of some amusement to you hahaha All I can think of is, you wet over me now though Miss Mcjoy | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy Pmsl oh now that has to be the best ever I'm sorry Miss Mcjoy but I'm nearly wetting myself over u Tina Haha I'm glad my woes are of some amusement to you hahaha All I can think of is, you wet over me now though Miss Mcjoy " Now u have me thinking too Naughty | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy Pmsl oh now that has to be the best ever I'm sorry Miss Mcjoy but I'm nearly wetting myself over u Tina Haha I'm glad my woes are of some amusement to you hahaha All I can think of is, you wet over me now though Miss Mcjoy Now u have me thinking too Naughty " . .we're all thinking | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy " The moral of the story is actually that you should have an unlicensed TV in the house at all times to answer the door. I'd like to have seen his face if I'd greeted him! | |||
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"I learned my lesson the hard way. A couple of years ago Myself and Mr Mcjoy were enjoying a little afternoon delight when the doorbell rang..... Without missing a beat we ignored it and continued. A moment or two later the doorbell rang again .... And we stuck true to our goal and continued with our fun. After a few more minutes the doorbell went again, this time the person meant business. I can only assume that the two cars in the driveway and the screaming coming from my bedroom window (which is beside the front door) were enough indication that we were home. Annoyed at this point I dismounted and went to answer the door. I was in quite a dishevelled state and trying to pull clothes on when I opened the front door only to see a strange man standing there looking rather irritated. After sizing each other up for a few seconds he spoke first ..... 'Good afternoon madam I am the TV license inspector..........' Moral of my story, if you are enjoying being fucked where you are, stay there because you run the risk of being fucked- and not in the good way, once you answer the door. Miss Mcjoy The moral of the story is actually that you should have an unlicensed TV in the house at all times to answer the door. I'd like to have seen his face if I'd greeted him!" Well I definitely learned my lesson and he won't be needing to call here again Miss Mcjoy | |||
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