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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

What did bob have as a pet??

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Rose has a pet Bob

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Im crying laughing!!! Lol!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Im crying laughing!!! Lol!!!

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what are yous upto haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob "

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

"
are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KING BOB!!!!!! BANANA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is Bob

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

"
call ghost busters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was overtaken by a squad car.... The garda shouted "pullover"...

I said no... its a feckin tee shirt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell u now Brutus,if Mary has a little lamb,she better hope to fook that McCarthy doesn't get his hands on it,cos the heur will kill the poor bugger

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Who is Bob

Bob is a builder...

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha "

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"I tell u now Brutus,if Mary has a little lamb,she better hope to fook that McCarthy doesn't get his hands on it,cos the heur will kill the poor bugger"
hahaha bet he's sittin back loving this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Bob

Bob is a builder...

Ah why didn't u say

he has a cat

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

"
I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"I tell u now Brutus,if Mary has a little lamb,she better hope to fook that McCarthy doesn't get his hands on it,cos the heur will kill the poor bugger"

Mc carthy is my teacher kitty

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha"

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

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over a year ago

"I tell u now Brutus,if Mary has a little lamb,she better hope to fook that McCarthy doesn't get his hands on it,cos the heur will kill the poor bugger

Mc carthy is my teacher kitty

Arrrrggggggghhhhhhh run for ur life little lamb run!!!!!

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

So if a train travelling 50 mph west carrying two cream pies and another train travelling 50 mph east carrying two cream pies crash how many cream pies with have survived

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over a year ago

"So if a train travelling 50 mph west carrying two cream pies and another train travelling 50 mph east carrying two cream pies crash how many cream pies with have survived

HMMMMMMM I wonder can ya play Xs and Os in here???

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

"
u don't no the half of it haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha"

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

"
ya goin swimming? Haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha"

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

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over a year ago

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

"
blow ur clothes off haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

"
Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha"

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha "
Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

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over a year ago

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha"

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

"
hahaha oh shut up it wasn't that bad hahaha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha "

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

hahaha oh shut up it wasn't that bad hahaha"

Haha our weirdo friend didn't mind he still kept following !!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

"
no u want me u have to take all of me haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"I tell u now Brutus,if Mary has a little lamb,she better hope to fook that McCarthy doesn't get his hands on it,cos the heur will kill the poor bugger

Mc carthy is my teacher kitty

Arrrrggggggghhhhhhh run for ur life little lamb run!!!!!"

Marys lamb is well locked up and ready to go kitty

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

hahaha oh shut up it wasn't that bad hahaha

Haha our weirdo friend didn't mind he still kept following !! "
oh he was fuckin wierd wasn't he, he was mad for a bitta ya say we was goin mad wen we kissed the poor fucker haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha"

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

"
nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

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over a year ago

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

hahaha oh shut up it wasn't that bad hahaha

Haha our weirdo friend didn't mind he still kept following !! oh he was fuckin wierd wasn't he, he was mad for a bitta ya say we was goin mad wen we kissed the poor fucker haha "

He was watching us

still dunno who he is !! U wud want to watch ur back

haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha "

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

I have witnessed her farts holy fook

Hahahaha I blamed ur man behind u Hahahaha shut up u haha

Haha the poor fecker looked like he was gonna get sick haha Hahahaha I'm fallin off the chair laughin here I didn't feel too good haha

Haha it was like something had died haha lmfao

hahaha oh shut up it wasn't that bad hahaha

Haha our weirdo friend didn't mind he still kept following !! oh he was fuckin wierd wasn't he, he was mad for a bitta ya say we was goin mad wen we kissed the poor fucker haha

He was watching us

still dunno who he is !! U wud want to watch ur back

haha"
he's a brave man if he stays behind me long enough haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands"
swallow them whole haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands swallow them whole haha "

I wouldn't say no to that ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Bob

Bob is a builder...

Fookin cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb, it had a touch of colic, she gave it brandy twice a day. ..

And now it's an alcoholic

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Who is Bob

Bob is a builder...

Fookin cowboy

Yosser ya big dosser lmao

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Mary had a little lamb, it had a touch of colic, she gave it brandy twice a day. ..

And now it's an alcoholic

Poor lamb has bein thru alot

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Mary had a little lamb, it had a touch of colic, she gave it brandy twice a day. ..

And now it's an alcoholic

"
that's what happened me haha

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

How many dwarfs in the film snow white and the 7 dwarfs

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands swallow them whole haha

I wouldn't say no to that ash

"
wouldn't hav a choice haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands swallow them whole haha

I wouldn't say no to that ash

wouldn't hav a choice haha"

Keep saying stuff like that and ill have to marry you ash lmao

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over a year ago

"How many dwarfs in the film snow white and the 7 dwarfs"

If ye count the tall one and the one with the limp I think its 6 & 1/2 especially on Friday

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands swallow them whole haha

I wouldn't say no to that ash

wouldn't hav a choice haha

Keep saying stuff like that and ill have to marry you ash lmao"
there only one way I'd hav u on ur knees and it won't be that haha

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Rose has a pet Bob

So bob was the pet and not the owner

next you will be telling me there is a god

and ghosts are real

please dont let ghosts be real

are u out of it? Or pissed? ya little freak haha

I may have two much tea in my system

or maybe its ashes bum thats doin this to me

I'll fart on ur face wake ya up haha

I didnt think you were that kinky ash bring it on you sexy woman

u don't no the half of it haha

Ill wear goggles just incase ash

ya goin swimming? Haha

The goggles are for my safety when you fart you might try blow my eyes outta my eye sockets

blow ur clothes off haha

Any day you wanna try blow my clothes off with a fart ill be there while holding my breath

no u want me u have to take all of me haha

Only if you are gonna take all of mine aswell ash

nah I'll just take u by the balls haha

Wuth your mouth i hope ash and not your hands swallow them whole haha

I wouldn't say no to that ash

wouldn't hav a choice haha

Keep saying stuff like that and ill have to marry you ash lmao there only one way I'd hav u on ur knees and it won't be that haha"

I know you wanna marry me but its ok i wont tell anyone shhhh

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

"Who is Bob

I think he's a builder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dildos name is Bob

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

"
Bod the dildo!!!

Lovehoney should get all over this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

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over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao"

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:p

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over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:p"
Yea but will he buy you curry chips?

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:p"

One word "BRUTUS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

It went over his head

Oi BRUTUS ya loon

B = Battery

O = Operated

B = Boyfriend

BOB

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

It went over his head

Oi BRUTUS ya loon

B = Battery

O = Operated

B = Boyfriend

BOB

Lmao it didnt go over my head yosser lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb from which she use to sleep,the lamb grew up to be a ram and now she has two sheep.

Boooom Boooom....

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over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:pYea but will he buy you curry chips? "

lol

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over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:p

One word "BRUTUS" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

It went over his head

Oi BRUTUS ya loon

B = Battery

O = Operated

B = Boyfriend

BOB

Lmao it didnt go over my head yosser lmao

haha!

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I often saw her little lamb

But I never saw her bear

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I often saw her little lamb

But I never saw her bear"

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"my dildos name is Bob

I bet bob does a great job for you sexy

he does surely! he's my Battery Operated Boyfriend

I hope he is waterproof as your lady parts would be shocking lmao

oh he's flexible, waterproof n no pillow talk! what more do ya want lol:p

One word "BRUTUS"

Its the only one word i could think of

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