FabSwingers.com forum: worst thing said to you during sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so whats the worst thing someone has said to you whist having sex, me personally the lady in question called me by her husbands name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are you going to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The condom split"...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

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miss, do you gag them? lol,

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

[Removed by poster at 19/08/15 15:32:39]

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"My mum said that you needed to paint your ceiling but I think you need to replaster first"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

miss, do you gag them? lol,

I find something to shove into their mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

miss, do you gag them? lol,

I find something to shove into their mouth

You talk too much

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

miss, do you gag them? lol,

I find something to shove into their mouth

lol, good answer, you have plenty of juicy parts for that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex girlfriends name

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

miss, do you gag them? lol,

I find something to shove into their mouth

You talk too much

Im a lady of few words Van,, I dont do that faffing about stuff....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Do u take it up the arse??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

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so funny laid in stitches here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u take it up the arse??

Shocking ..... What did you answer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

Lol....funny as.

What's wrong with saying that anyhow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once said to me my arse was tighter than a baby's

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By *onnieBMan
over a year ago

in the middle of

A gay couple are having bum sex when one of the men says,

"Ted, I think I've got Aids!"

"WHAT," says Ted,

"I'm only joking. I just like the way your arse tightens when i say it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops...sorry..wrong hole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will wash off

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Do u take it up the arse??

Shocking ..... What did you answer ?

When I seen the size of his cock I said not a feckin hope in hell chum!!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"A gay couple are having bum sex when one of the men says,

"Ted, I think I've got Aids!"

"WHAT," says Ted,

"I'm only joking. I just like the way your arse tightens when i say it""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat ur custard creams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat ur custard creams.

That's just low

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By *es deux lapinCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Are you in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you turn the feckin imersion off....

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Classic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Classic!!

Mine makes to pipes bang haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to finish yourself off, I've an early start tomorrow

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Classic!!

Mine makes to pipes bang haha"

That wud really put u off ur rhythm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

I said to a guy "ok. I'm all satisfied now. Thanks, you can go now"

He started laughing for 10sec and then looked at me with horror "seriously?!!"

Of course I was joking. I wasn't that satisfied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk during sex. Loads of time to talk before and afterwards. Sex time is sex time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once said to me my arse was tighter than a baby's

Ew.. Whaaaaaaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop! I'm gonna fart..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely give them a chance to speak.....

miss, do you gag them? lol,

I find something to shove into their mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Classic!!

Mine makes to pipes bang haha

That wud really put u off ur rhythm!!

If there was any rhythm I wouldn't have thought of the immersion or noticed the pipes banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once said to me my arse was tighter than a baby's

How the fk would he.:::second thoughts I don't wanna know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

lmao class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Stop! I'm gonna fart...""

ha ha ha.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"A guy once said to me my arse was tighter than a baby's

I do hope this is Annie?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you

Lmao that's a real passion killer

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Classic!!

Mine makes to pipes bang haha

That wud really put u off ur rhythm!!

If there was any rhythm I wouldn't have thought of the immersion or noticed the pipes banging

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LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO!!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Is that it ? But i know she meant oohh thats it yeaaa ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once she doesn't start laughing thats a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once said to me my arse was tighter than a baby's

I do hope this is Annie?

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall she said, "please don't, Oh god No"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not during sex but after sex a guy was holding his head and I asked was he ok, he said "yeah just keep getting pains in my head, I've been to the doctor and have to g back coz the voices are back again" and he wasn't joking. I was ever so nice about asking him to leave!"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG "

Swear to god, he genuinely frightened me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in. "

I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.

I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit "

I would have been terrified!

But my inner

would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.

I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit

I would have been terrified!

But my inner

would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"

If there was more than 2 you'd never get a word in edgeways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

Had to leave the office I was laughing so hard

I think I've actually wet myself

Lolli that is priceless xx

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"a well known fabette said this to me very recently " well iv come you can finish yourself off " ive never felt so used in all my life

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in proud of that

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the ceiling needs pa coat of paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.

I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit

I would have been terrified!

But my inner

would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"

Something like get the knife from the kitchen and make her a salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago just as we both came she screams "what will my dad think" and no I didn't ask what she was referring to

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By *shoreMan
over a year ago

cork

Mind my hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out of the feckin room ya perv"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy.

I'm sure you weren't but it was quite a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy.

I'm sure you weren't but it was quite a compliment. "

Couldve been worse i suppose she couldve called me gerrard. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex of mine once called me torres as she came. As a united supporter i wasnt very happy.

I'm sure you weren't but it was quite a compliment.

Couldve been worse i suppose she couldve called me gerrard. Lol"

bebe or nani would be much worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did you turn the feckin imersion off....

Was it on bath or sink?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! And what a vulnerable position for you to hear that in.

I actually kept in touch with him for a while afterwards on email, he was clearly a troubled little soul but I was a bit scared I have to admit

I would have been terrified!

But my inner

would have been begging me to ask what they were saying!"

And what sex they were

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By *idwesty74Man
over a year ago

Hants

That sounds like my husband is home early! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got caught watching match of the day when I said "for fucks sake ref" as my team lost to a last min pen that should never have been. Suppose that's one of the reasons why we are no longer together

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