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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

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Just thought I would inform you ladies (and gents for the Mrs)

G spot vibrator on sale on Groupon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would they give a demo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought I would inform you ladies (and gents for the Mrs)

G spot vibrator on sale on Groupon.."
I've got a G spot vibrators I call it a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's nice to have a little more than just a cock!! must have a look Jumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes it's nice to have a little more than just a cock!! must have a look Jumps "
So you want 2 cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least with a vibrator your guaranteed it will be done right

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

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"At least with a vibrator your guaranteed it will be done right "

Ya! a vibrator properly does offer toe curling ecstasy, but that’s it. It can’t flirt with you. It won’t make eyes at you from across the bar. You can forget about erotically-charged repartee or scintillating cocktail conversation with a dildo. There will be no feverish make-up sex, because there will be no arguments (although there might be yelling when the batteries run out). A hunk of plastic can’t softly kiss you on your neck or endearingly fumble with the buttons on your blouse. It won’t talk dirty (it only gets dirty, and it never ever cleans itself). And it certainly won’t be any good at post-coital cuddling. Orgasms are nice and all, but it’s all that other stuff that makes sex sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least with a vibrator your guaranteed it will be done right

Ya! a vibrator properly does offer toe curling ecstasy, but that’s it. It can’t flirt with you. It won’t make eyes at you from across the bar. You can forget about erotically-charged repartee or scintillating cocktail conversation with a dildo. There will be no feverish make-up sex, because there will be no arguments (although there might be yelling when the batteries run out). A hunk of plastic can’t softly kiss you on your neck or endearingly fumble with the buttons on your blouse. It won’t talk dirty (it only gets dirty, and it never ever cleans itself). And it certainly won’t be any good at post-coital cuddling. Orgasms are nice and all, but it’s all that other stuff that makes sex sex."
_umps I agree whole heartily with you but from my own personal point of view there is no let downs from a vibrator (especially one that comes with a mains socket) and not all sex partners are that attentive xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol "
Que the neighbour ringing your doorbell, dildo in hand to ask if you threw this at his dog.

Could be an ice breaker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol "
mm. It's the neighbour u need to chuck it at the stupid witch might lighten her up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha on second thoughts I'm too greedy to throw it!! I would just keep it all for me!! Btw he is still barking 45 mins later

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By *umps OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Lol if I had one now I would throw it at the neighbours dog when I was finished with it of course!! As he won't shut up barking lol "

I can just imagine what the neighbours would say...

"is that a bone in the dogs mouth, or is it a boner".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god!!

I read that wrong and was a bit shocked!!

I thought you said you'd throw out the dog Ms.Munster I was thinking ohhhhhhh myyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the word ex comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the g spot lol the last time I looked I found the miria shower button lol

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