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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im thinking of becoming a Priest .would love to hear people's confessions especially some of the people on fab.If you have anything to get of your chest I be glad to listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been 24 years since my last confession.

Have you got 3 weeks free to listen to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd got straight to hell for my sins .... Or is that the sins I'm planning ??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been 24 years since my last confession.

Have you got 3 weeks free to listen to all "

I've always got time for sinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful "
He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone. "

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcat

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Jesus I'd burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcat"

You ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling. "

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travels"

You never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travelsYou never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine. "

Er neutering wouldn't help in that situation

One think about my tomcat is that he always takes precautions,he's no fool that's for sure. Cleverest cat around

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Jesus I'd burn "

especially after what you said you wanted to do in the confessional

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travelsYou never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine.

Er neutering wouldn't help in that situation

One think about my tomcat is that he always takes precautions,he's no fool that's for sure. Cleverest cat around "

Cats will be cat's you can never trust them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travelsYou never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine.

Er neutering wouldn't help in that situation

One think about my tomcat is that he always takes precautions,he's no fool that's for sure. Cleverest cat around Cats will be cat's you can never trust them. "

Cant trust anyone,I make a point of only trusting myself,and my tom of course tis each man for himself in this place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travelsYou never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine.

Er neutering wouldn't help in that situation

One think about my tomcat is that he always takes precautions,he's no fool that's for sure. Cleverest cat around Cats will be cat's you can never trust them.

Cant trust anyone,I make a point of only trusting myself,and my tom of course tis each man for himself in this place "

And God for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomcat loves to get off on my chest. Spurts right up my nose sometimes if I'm not careful He should really use the toilet .Not nice to piss on anyone.

Sure tomcats are filthy animals I loves my filthy tomcatYou ever consider getting him neutered stop him from travelling.

Jaysus no,love seeing the mischief that feicker gets up to on his travelsYou never know what he might pick up on his ramblings. Always remember a stich in time saves nine.

Er neutering wouldn't help in that situation

One think about my tomcat is that he always takes precautions,he's no fool that's for sure. Cleverest cat around Cats will be cat's you can never trust them.

Cant trust anyone,I make a point of only trusting myself,and my tom of course tis each man for himself in this place And God for us all"

Allah be praised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me father but I have faked on at least one occasion but it was for the greater good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless me father.... I rode a woman from Dublin....

I know I know but sure it was easier than walking.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless me father.... I rode a woman from Dublin....

I know I know but sure it was easier than walking.......

"

Hope you don't forget to fill her up with juce before your leave her back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am to hot for hell lol

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Great to be a prod and any sins are my own business. Not that I've ever sinned of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great to be a prod and any sins are my own business. Not that I've ever sinned of course!"
Well aren't you a lucky boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father I killed a man !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Father I killed a man !"
Well I can't bring him back.

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