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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha i love this ..

Dickpic 101 ..

Im happy to leave it in my friends gallary ..

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Bravo. Well said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing one that applies to women's gynae shots too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you doing one that applies to women's gynae shots too? "

How often are you sent random gouch shots lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understood and received! Will pass dick101

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know it will fall on deaf ears in this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

"

You think the men who can't be bothered to read a profile are going to take heed of that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1)

You think the men who can't be bothered to read a profile are going to take heed of that?"

Well it was just fun to write it up. The effect that ignorant men may change their way of approach is a benefit appreciated if applied...and even if only 2 out of 100 get the point...that is still a higher quote than none...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't understand why a lad would send a picture of his, erm, lad.

Best left to private friends pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't understand why a lad would send a picture of his, erm, lad.

Best left to private friends pics. "

Plenty of profiles (including the OP's) have them on public pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't understand why a lad would send a picture of his, erm, lad.

Best left to private friends pics.

Plenty of profiles (including the OP's) have them on public pics"

You miss the point. It is about sending unsollicitated dick pics. If seeing it on someones profile when perving pics....well...on a site like this I am prepared to see the meat. But we wouldn't attach it as a pic in a first contact mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye do care about the size of it though

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I would dispute the accuracy of number 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't understand why a lad would send a picture of his, erm, lad.

Best left to private friends pics.

Plenty of profiles (including the OP's) have them on public pics

You miss the point. It is about sending unsollicitated dick pics. If seeing it on someones profile when perving pics....well...on a site like this I am prepared to see the meat. But we wouldn't attach it as a pic in a first contact mail"

That's your take on it. Others choose to "put it out there" in their emails as you choose to do on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ye do care about the size of it though"

Yes...it particular ther brain size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the only thing a guy has to offer here is a badly shot pic of his dick from 25 different angles , then he has misunderstood the whole point of having a profile on this site . Those who cant seem to string a coherent sentence together , are unable to exchange a few lines in messages , and imagine that people will actually consider meeting them based on a shot of their dick will usually be the same ones who struggle to get meets here , and thats a fact .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if the only thing a guy has to offer here is a badly shot pic of his dick from 25 different angles , then he has misunderstood the whole point of having a profile on this site . Those who cant seem to string a coherent sentence together , are unable to exchange a few lines in messages , and imagine that people will actually consider meeting them based on a shot of their dick will usually be the same ones who struggle to get meets here , and thats a fact . "

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"if the only thing a guy has to offer here is a badly shot pic of his dick from 25 different angles , then he has misunderstood the whole point of having a profile on this site . Those who cant seem to string a coherent sentence together , are unable to exchange a few lines in messages , and imagine that people will actually consider meeting them based on a shot of their dick will usually be the same ones who struggle to get meets here , and thats a fact . "

To paraphrase the newspaper boy of many years ago, say it ain't so midnite, say it ain't so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the msgs you get when they say I've attached afew pics let me know what you think .... And there's 10 pics of his cock from diff angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the msgs you get when they say I've attached afew pics let me know what you think .... And there's 10 pics of his cock from diff angles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands up who wants a slong shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

"

AMEN

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"if the only thing a guy has to offer here is a badly shot pic of his dick from 25 different angles , then he has misunderstood the whole point of having a profile on this site . Those who cant seem to string a coherent sentence together , are unable to exchange a few lines in messages , and imagine that people will actually consider meeting them based on a shot of their dick will usually be the same ones who struggle to get meets here , and thats a fact . "

Aha, I've found the loophole and have loaded a pm with 25 well shot pics of Mac junior. Brace yourselves ladies!

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By *ceman 6969Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Dick pic 102, Sky remote

Dick pic 103, Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick pic 102, Sky remote

Dick pic 103, Lynx Africa

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont even have mine uploaded rather keep it for private viewing out of respect.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I dont even have mine uploaded rather keep it for private viewing out of respect. "

Ah, it's tiny then, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont even have mine uploaded rather keep it for private viewing out of respect.

Ah, it's tiny then, is it? "

nope ots fecking not lol just like to keep it private.

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip

I've never taken a pic of my dick, or measured it , does that make me weird , lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I dont even have mine uploaded rather keep it for private viewing out of respect.

Ah, it's tiny then, is it?

nope ots fecking not lol just like to keep it private."

I hear ya, wink wink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never taken a pic of my dick, or measured it , does that make me weird , lol "

No, just not dick obsessed

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip


"I've never taken a pic of my dick, or measured it , does that make me weird , lol

No, just not dick obsessed"

ha ha , thanks , yes I'm obsessed with with a different anatomy

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

This gave me a good giggle, well said guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the only thing a guy has to offer here is a badly shot pic of his dick from 25 different angles , then he has misunderstood the whole point of having a profile on this site . Those who cant seem to string a coherent sentence together , are unable to exchange a few lines in messages , and imagine that people will actually consider meeting them based on a shot of their dick will usually be the same ones who struggle to get meets here , and thats a fact .

Aha, I've found the loophole and have loaded a pm with 25 well shot pics of Mac junior. Brace yourselves ladies! "

Shit ya beat me to it McCarthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

"

I'd love to add this to my profile, superb lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1)

I'd love to add this to my profile, superb lol"

Well, feel free to copy/paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/15 17:04:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just as bad at this or if not worse because being a woman on here your pics dont have to be all that great to get sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So dont give me that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Women are just as bad at this or if not worse because being a woman on here your pics dont have to be all that great to get sex"

I can say for sure that no woman here has ever sent me a cock pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are just as bad at this or if not worse because being a woman on here your pics dont have to be all that great to get sex

I can say for sure that no woman here has ever sent me a cock pic! "

Haha thats not what I said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1)

I'd love to add this to my profile, superb lol

Well, feel free to copy/paste

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ye must be mind readers,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best forum topic in ages!!

Made me chuckle ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best forum topic in ages!!

Made me chuckle ??"

Why thank you curvy

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I dont even have mine uploaded rather keep it for private viewing out of respect.

Ah, it's tiny then, is it?

nope ots fecking not lol just like to keep it private."

a shy cock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe one should add a little instruction for first contact mails. A vast number of 1st time contact mails is just limited to the content of"hi how r ye", "what ye into" " hi any plans for the weekend". Guys...thus in combination with an unsolicitated dick pic is the reason our deletion button is used at a significant higher frequence then our reply button...

We are certainly not prude and love and live the lifestyle...but hey...animating our primal needs is triggered in our brains and that takes more then a rude first contact mail...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scientific fact.

Guys respond to sexual images with their dicks.

Hardly surprising then that on swing sites that contain sexual imagery in profiles, they will send cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scientific fact.

Guys respond to sexual images with their dicks.

Hardly surprising then that on swing sites that contain sexual imagery in profiles, they

will send cock pics."

Lmao...good conclusion indeed....but it stays a turn off when receiving a one liner with a dick pic

Beside it shall be mention that we had contact mails full of esprit and no dick pic or if a dick pic then usually a full body and a face pic attached which made the presentation of the toolset acceptable

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"I hate the msgs you get when they say I've attached afew pics let me know what you think .... And there's 10 pics of his cock from diff angles "

lol...now that's a dangerous question especially if they get a VERY honest reply!!

bet some replies could leave a guy's ego deflated... and maybe not just his ego!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the msgs you get when they say I've attached afew pics let me know what you think .... And there's 10 pics of his cock from diff angles

lol...now that's a dangerous question especially if they get a VERY honest reply!!

bet some replies could leave a guy's ego deflated... and maybe not just his ego!!

"

true...one nasty comment and the bloke is burned for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But some girls like too see cock pics not everyone agrees too them but some do just state in bold captail letters no cock pics if u send no reply simple really but it also don't help if u have cock and pussy pics in your own profile just saying as for us no meet without a cock pic for guys infact we delete there message if there's no cock pics bin let down so many times too what I'm looking for on here so cock pics an lots of them is a 100% must for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best way Is to have a cock pic amnesty day...get it all out for one day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) If a girl or lady wants to see your dick - she will ask

2) If you are not sure whether she did ask you or not.....she hasn't

3) Your dick is not magical and no woman will fall in love with you upon display of your thingi...certainly not if she doesn't know what the rest of the guy belonging to the thingi is like.

4) the display of a dick does not turn women into mindless and sexobsessed zombies like it does men when seeing a pair of naked boobies or a bare female arse

5) If you want a girl to fancy you engage her brain and heart

6) I promise if you manage by other means to make a girl fancy you she will beg for a dick pic. Don't ruin your chances by sending your dick pic unsollicitated before request.

Gentlemen...practise dick pic 101

Well said "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8

consent is like a cup of tea

(just substitute sex for cock pic)

Hahahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But some girls like too see cock pics not everyone agrees too them but some do just state in bold captail letters no cock pics if u send no reply simple really but it also don't help if u have cock and pussy pics in your own profile just saying as for us no meet without a cock pic for guys infact we delete there message if there's no cock pics bin let down so many times too what I'm looking for on here so cock pics an lots of them is a 100% must for us "

Having it in the profile is ok, that is ones shop window. Sending it to anyone unsolicitated is rude and rsther a turn off...failing the objective

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