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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then say sex can be a wonderful orgasmic thrill or such a let down, discuss your best and worse experience.

I had a post up once saying I would love a meet with a guy that doesn't hit, doesn't kick and is so talented with his cock.

There was a ring at my door and a man no arms,no legs and he was perched on door step I pondered how did he ring the bell ?

Lol I'm bored and need cheering up anyone any jokes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 auld dolls sitting on a park bench... a naked man walks by and flashes his cock at them.... one aul doll ran away... the other had a stroke!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 auld dolls sitting on a park bench... a naked man walks by and flashes his cock at them.... one aul doll ran away... the other had a stroke!! "

I'd of had a suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 auld dolls sitting on a park bench... a naked man walks by and flashes his cock at them.... one aul doll ran away... the other had a stroke!!

I'd of had a suck "

Id have watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Bulls are standing on a hilltop. One old Bull and one young Bull. The young Bull looks down into the valley below them and says to the old Bull, "look at all those Cows! Lets run down there and fuck them all"

The old Bull says "No, we are going to walk down there and fuck them all one by one".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messed that one up. It should be "lets run down there and fuck one of them".

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

In the run up to the marriage referendum my parish priest asked me how do I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "In high definition" was not the right answer.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I thought my vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the run up to the marriage referendum my parish priest asked me how do I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "In high definition" was not the right answer. "

PMSFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby. "

LMAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studies suggest 9 out of 10 men prefer women with curves.

The 10th man prefers the 9 other men.

(Nicked from another Fabber )

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"In the run up to the marriage referendum my parish priest asked me how do I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "In high definition" was not the right answer. "


"I thought my vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the colour of the baby. "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from a gorgeous woman saying she needed me to seriously fuck her.....

.I said I'm always in good humour so it probably wouldn't work.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys pissed walk into a Bothel. Madam takes one look and whispers to the manager to put 2 blow up dolls in 2 rooms. Then sends the men up.

Couple of hours later walking home first guy says "that was awful, I think the poor girl was dead".

Other guy looks at him "what do mean dead?""she didn't move a muscle or make a sound" he replied

"You think that's bad" said the second guy, "I was with a witch!"

"How did you figure that one?" said first guy

"well" said the second guy, "I bit her ass, she farted and flew out the fuckin' window"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from a gorgeous woman saying she needed me to seriously fuck her.....

.I said I'm always in good humour so it probably wouldn't work..... "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ROTFLMFAO thanks for making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into brothel. Sign over 2 doors. Blue eyes.brown eyes. He enters the blue eyes door. Next 2 doors - blonde or brunette. He uses blonde sign. Next 2 doors - big tits.small tits. He enters door with big tits over it. Next sign.hairy or shaven pussy. He uses shaven door. Final sign.thick cunt or tight cunt. He enters sign with thick cunt . Ends up outside back door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Barbie dump Ken?......

He came in the wrong box!

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