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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

..thas mine...remember..any opinion ya want..then comment if ya can be arsed!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The average temperature in Ireland is almost always the same..which must mean we are in for a very mild winter

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Folk who park in disabled spots are the worst.. theres a vid doing the rounds on FB of a guy who did this and they covered his car in bright blue stickers and stood laughin at him and videoing it as he tried to remove them all.. he ended up driving off with a jus a patch cleared on his windscreen, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marmalade on toast. I'm not really allowed have it because I'm trying to get back to fitness but Jesus its lovely.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

People haven't a clue how to drive on a motorway letf hand lane is the driving lane right hand lane is for overtaking. Not sitting at 115 thinking ur right move fecking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

..thas mine...remember..any opinion ya want..then comment if ya can be arsed!!"
I cannot get my head around people driving by large MPVs or SUVs who cannot park them. Why drive a large machine if you cannot control it properly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People haven't a clue how to drive on a motorway letf hand lane is the driving lane right hand lane is for overtaking. Not sitting at 115 thinking ur right move fecking in "
Yep. I was driving from Kilkenny to Waterford on Sunday. M9. Cruising at 125kph. Come up on a car and looked in my wing mirror to see if I was safe to move out. Guy in a Citroen that was behind me had pulled out before me and had sat on my side. Just for the craic like. I had to slow down to leave him past me. Fucking tool. Why do that?

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

..thas mine...remember..any opinion ya want..then comment if ya can be arsed!!I cannot get my head around people driving by large MPVs or SUVs who cannot park them. Why drive a large machine if you cannot control it properly? "

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"People haven't a clue how to drive on a motorway letf hand lane is the driving lane right hand lane is for overtaking. Not sitting at 115 thinking ur right move fecking in Yep. I was driving from Kilkenny to Waterford on Sunday. M9. Cruising at 125kph. Come up on a car and looked in my wing mirror to see if I was safe to move out. Guy in a Citroen that was behind me had pulled out before me and had sat on my side. Just for the craic like. I had to slow down to leave him past me. Fucking tool. Why do that? "

Try coming down the M7 at five in the evening some idot crusing at 110 in the Overtaking lane with nothong in the driving lane with a que behind him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its probably better as a male fabber when you first join to have a quick wank before you browse and start mailing people...sorta helps filter better!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like oranges. Like the fruit not the various shades of colour.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what's ur excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try coming down the M7 at five in the evening some idot crusing at 110 in the Overtaking lane with nothong in the driving lane with a que behind him

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I'd undertake him. Fuck that. Why should some oblivious moron control how long my journey should take......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

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And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like oranges. Like the fruit not the various shades of colour. "
Yea, i find that the fruit tastes nicer than the colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pissed of over miss piggy dumping kermit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail."

It's my opinion that the average person is a moron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk who park in disabled spots are the worst.. theres a vid doing the rounds on FB of a guy who did this and they covered his car in bright blue stickers and stood laughin at him and videoing it as he tried to remove them all.. he ended up driving off with a jus a patch cleared on his windscreen, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?"

Poorer spatial awareness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's probably good in everyone...conversely..there's probably also bad in everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who roar down there mobile phones i dont know what they for dinner thanks jaysis biggs is grumpy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awareness"
Drive a more appropriate motor then.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail."

What do you call the security men outside the Samsung shop?

The Guardians of the Galaxy...

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

What do you call the security men outside the Samsung shop?

The Guardians of the Galaxy..."
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha"

Be worse she coulda been dry when he met her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then. "

Same goes for men

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha

Be worse she coulda been dry when he met her

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bitta spit sort that out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha

Be worse she coulda been dry when he met her

bitta spit sort that out haha"

Classy as ever ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men"
men are shite drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men"
Agreed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers "
Not all of us. Only some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random rant:

I spent the wkend at a family wedding and was called a lesbian by everyone as I brought my best friend along and not a guy and sure as they said, I've been single so long (I don't introduce boys to the family) so there fore I must be a lesbian!!

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha

Be worse she coulda been dry when he met her

bitta spit sort that out haha"

Now u know it wudda been wet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When getting a blow job i much prefer my cock to cum freely because I find when she ducks my semen right from the eye its almost a bit too tingly..

.i must like to express myself freely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random rant:

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!"
He should have given them something to talk about. Slow dance on the dance floor. Touching each other's faces and stuff. Then crack yer holes laughing at the shock horror on their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random rant:

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!He should have given them something to talk about. Slow dance on the dance floor. Touching each other's faces and stuff. Then crack yer holes laughing at the shock horror on their faces. "

Mr friend I brought is a girl. Hence they called us both lesbians!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Random rant:

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. "
most then haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Your wet meet cancelled? Hahaha

Be worse she coulda been dry when he met her

bitta spit sort that out haha

Now u know it wudda been wet..

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do I

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random rant:

Ha ha

the point was I wanted them to think I'm not a lesser lol bringing you along would be like setting up a live porno!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^Ye^^^^

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Iv to drive to poxy Kerry late tonight to look at a poxy car

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha"

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Random rant:

Ha ha

the point was I wanted them to think I'm not a lesser lol bringing you along would be like setting up a live porno!!"
hahaha don't won't come over near ya and annoy ya then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random rant:

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!He should have given them something to talk about. Slow dance on the dance floor. Touching each other's faces and stuff. Then crack yer holes laughing at the shock horror on their faces.

Mr friend I brought is a girl. Hence they called us both lesbians!"
I know. I meant to type YE instead of he. Fecking predactive text...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Iv to drive to poxy Kerry late tonight to look at a poxy car

Where does poxy Kerry live? She sounds like a girl I'd like to meet.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! "
shut up daddy and make me some coffee

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like"
iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I see groups birds, ya know, pigeons, crows, robins etc etc on the lawn in the morning..i always think they're like..

...well..many worms about, the winds awful up there today.....

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Iv to drive to poxy Kerry late tonight to look at a poxy car

Where does poxy Kerry live? She sounds like a girl I'd like to meet.

"
shes not meeting anyone at the min haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha "

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee "

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"When I see groups birds, ya know, pigeons, crows, robins etc etc on the lawn in the morning..i always think they're like..

...well..many worms about, the winds awful up there today....."
no goldfinches? Haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

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better off haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

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u mean spoon? Haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Iv to drive to poxy Kerry late tonight to look at a poxy car

Where does poxy Kerry live? She sounds like a girl I'd like to meet.

shes not meeting anyone at the min haha "

...apart from the staff of the std clinic by the sound of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha "

id have to follow your ass ash

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Iv to drive to poxy Kerry late tonight to look at a poxy car

Where does poxy Kerry live? She sounds like a girl I'd like to meet.

shes not meeting anyone at the min haha

...apart from the staff of the std clinic by the sound of it!

"
ye she's had a ruff few weeks poor bitch haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha"

I sometimes use it while spooning alright.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

id have to follow your ass ash

"
u wouldn't see my ass if I was driving haha

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. "
can u come spoon me daddy haha

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over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

better off haha"

There's times when you coming after me with a baseball bat aren't fun

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha"

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha"

Ashes ass and a wooden spoon hmmmm

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

"
hahaha no comment

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

better off haha

There's times when you coming after me with a baseball bat aren't fun

"
I keep a hurly stick in my boot for emergencys haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lost at...ash's ass...

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

Ashes ass and a wooden spoon hmmmm

"
why are u sad? Haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

hahaha no comment "

"In your area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail."

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Lost at...ash's ass...

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the ass things need to stop haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

better off haha

There's times when you coming after me with a baseball bat aren't fun

I keep a hurly stick in my boot for emergencys haha"

for kidnapping reasons

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over a year ago

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

Same goes for men men are shite drivers Not all of us. Only some. most then haha

The women down here are crazy behind the wheels of a car, Well ones my age. Dangerous like iv terrible road rage if someone cuts me off I follow them haha

Note to self: steer clear of ash when driving

better off haha

There's times when you coming after me with a baseball bat aren't fun

I keep a hurly stick in my boot for emergencys haha"

I've had a few whacks off them

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

hahaha no comment

"In your area

"
ur always in my area haha now where's me fookin coffee haha

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol"

You hate everyone today..

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over a year ago

OK...AHEM....Opinions?????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

hahaha no comment

"In your area

ur always in my area haha now where's me fookin coffee haha"

It's sitting on the dashboard but you'll have to lean on to get it!

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

I didnt get my toast and coffee grrrrrr:@

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

People who go to the bother of pulling the ring pull off drinks cans need to be slapped around the head.

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

I didnt get my toast and coffee grrrrrr:@"
Used to work in retail in a former life. We used to have set hours for deliveries. Outside those hours,nobody got through the doors. Unless we were waiting on something urgent.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Evolution has given women smaller feet do they can stand in closer to the kitchen sink. Fact! shut up daddy and make me some coffee

I've got my stirrer in my hand s we speak!

u mean spoon? Haha

I sometimes use it while spooning alright. can u come spoon me daddy haha

"I swear to God, your honour, she invited me"

hahaha no comment

"In your area

ur always in my area haha now where's me fookin coffee haha

It's sitting on the dashboard but you'll have to lean on to get it!

"
oh I'll lean right over for a sup of goodness haha

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

I didnt get my toast and coffee grrrrrr:@"

Notes..toast an coffee before morning sex!!!

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

I didnt get my toast and coffee grrrrrr:@"
Another thing. Fuck Fergal Quinn. The customer is not always right. Invariably the customer is a dork who thinks he knows more about an item than the person selling it.

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

I didnt get my toast and coffee grrrrrr:@Used to work in retail in a former life. We used to have set hours for deliveries. Outside those hours,nobody got through the doors. Unless we were waiting on something urgent. "

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lol

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over a year ago

Dog owners who don't lift their dogs crap, gggrrr

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

You're basically complaining that you were speeding and had to slow down to a legal speed to do an overtake.

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lol"
I worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

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over a year ago

Getting back onto the randomness thingy, Eddie Vedder has some voice. Listening here at the minute. Savage stuff....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I worked for one of the large multiples."

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then. "

But then how will trophy wives let everyone know their husband has money?

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over a year ago

Lucan

"Ok..random thread..cos I'm bored..day off pissin wet meet cancelled..jus express an opinion..anything..

..people who park without consideration to others are generally inherently selfish people..

Its to compensate fr the lack of torque in the trouser dept

And what about women who are in control of such machines? Whatstheir excuse?

Poorer spatial awarenessDrive a more appropriate motor then.

But then how will trophy wives let everyone know their husband has money?"

Breast implants?

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over a year ago

"I worked for one of the large multiples.

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

"
I'm sure they are queueing up...

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over a year ago

Lucan

"I worked for one of the large multiples.

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

I'm sure they are queueing up..."

Do you think they're not? II could've done with a smiley there to let me know whether you were being serious or sarcastic

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over a year ago

"I worked for one of the large multiples.

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

I'm sure they are queueing up...

Do you think they're not? II could've done with a smiley there to let me know whether you were being serious or sarcastic

. There should have been a smiley lad. Thought there was one.

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over a year ago

Lucan

"I worked for one of the large multiples.

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

I'm sure they are queueing up...

Do you think they're not? II could've done with a smiley there to let me know whether you were being serious or sarcastic

. There should have been a smiley lad. Thought there was one. "

A smiley face would have been fine. A smiley lad might be taking it a bit too far

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over a year ago

"I worked for one of the large multiples.

I guarantee large multiples for all the ladies!

I'm sure they are queueing up...

Do you think they're not? II could've done with a smiley there to let me know whether you were being serious or sarcastic

. There should have been a smiley lad. Thought there was one.

A smiley face would have been fine. A smiley lad might be taking it a bit too far

"
Lol.

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over a year ago

People who go mental waiting for baggage at Airports

Have lost too much skin of the my ankles over the years, trying to avoid these freaks!!!! Grrrrrrrr....

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By *issdemeanourWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

People who use the same brush for different paint jobs.........

oops no i mean tar

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"People who go mental waiting for baggage at Airports

Have lost too much skin of the my ankles over the years, trying to avoid these freaks!!!! Grrrrrrrr...."

Speaking of which, what's with the lines of people standing up for half an hour or more waiting to board a plane when all the seats are numbered and allocated? It always strikes me as bizarre.

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over a year ago

"Random rant:

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!"

Ah sure Im a lesbian meself Lolli don't worry about it

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards. "

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!

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"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!"
The online retailing model is the best. Still getting the mullah without the facetime.

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"Random rant:

Talk about kicking a girl when she's down, don't draw attention to the fact she's single, ah I know what we'll do, we will call her and her friend lezzers for the day. Not awkward at all!!!

Ah sure Im a lesbian meself Lolli don't worry about it

Ah phew!!!! I'll take u to my next family function, you can get ur lesbian on and I can look slightly normal!!! Win win!!

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over a year ago

It appears to be a major design fault in luxury car models, i've noticed that a high percentage of them on the roads these days don't have indicators that work

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"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!The online retailing model is the best. Still getting the mullah without the facetime. "

I think I want to work in a library....

The only thing you need to say is sssssshhhhh

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over a year ago

I love my job

It affords me time to play

So I love whizzin to it everyday

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"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!The online retailing model is the best. Still getting the mullah without the facetime.

I think I want to work in a library....

The only thing you need to say is sssssshhhhh

"
So you are the bossy type then? Would you do the hair tied back and glasses look too.

Weirdly, that turns me on.

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over a year ago

I hate inflated egos...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I hate inflated egos...

Me too, and inflated boobies!

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over a year ago

"People haven't a clue how to drive on a motorway letf hand lane is the driving lane right hand lane is for overtaking. Not sitting at 115 thinking ur right move fecking in "

That's the kinda shit that incites my road rage

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"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!The online retailing model is the best. Still getting the mullah without the facetime.

I think I want to work in a library....

The only thing you need to say is sssssshhhhh

So you are the bossy type then? Would you do the hair tied back and glasses look too.

Weirdly, that turns me on. "

Funny enough I do need to wear glasses for reading

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over a year ago

"It's my opinion that most people are pricks.

Source: worked in retail.

Oh hell I agree with that one !!

I still work in retail....

I hate customers lol

You hate everyone today..

Especially the delivery guys who turned up before we opened...

We dont have set hours...

Plus it was one of the drivers that ive know for years, felt to guilty to make him wait ....

Im to soft

I need to toughen up lolI worked for one of the large multiples. They trained us to be ruthless bastards.

Grrr now ive just spent an hour getting grief from a customer...

I HATE CUSTOMERS !!!!!

But I did get the last word in

And make that I was right last word !!The online retailing model is the best. Still getting the mullah without the facetime.

I think I want to work in a library....

The only thing you need to say is sssssshhhhh

So you are the bossy type then? Would you do the hair tied back and glasses look too.

Weirdly, that turns me on.

Funny enough I do need to wear glasses for reading

"
You big tease

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You know what I hate? I hate it when you buy a brand new pair of undies and you take the plastic wrapping off and there's a skid mark on em already. I hate that.

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