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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all over the papers Kermit the frog and miss piggy have split up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking muppets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I just heard it on the news.

Devastating to hear of their un coupling.

Ladies start forming an orderly queue.

Kermit seems like the perfect sub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think Kermit had a lucky escape, that miss piggy was a nagging bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard she went of with gonzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely devastated to hear this news hope Kermit is ok!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will spawn a lot of rumours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad news indeed, & we also heard, she turned into a right old pig, & Kermit jumped around the place, hopping mad, when they split up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently he turned out to be a real Prince Charming. Then realised he couldn't be associated with her because he couldn't be seen to be rolling around in the dirt with a real filthy pig!! She's now been snapped by paparazzi with Snuffalupicus' trunk between her legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing Kermit he'll be back in no time with some famous model in hand.

That reboot of the Muppets should be a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toadly terrible news...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toadly terrible news..."

Ba dum tshhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toadly terrible news..."

Frogly, I think it's all spawned media hype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently she couldn't take any more of his hip hop playing on the car stereo so she had it toad away

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was also rumours that Kermit rammed his love truncheon so far down Miss Piggy's throat, that she gagged so much, she lost her oink!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be all frogotten about by tmw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently she couldn't take any more of his hip hop playing on the car stereo so she had it toad away

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was also rumours that Kermit rammed his love truncheon so far down Miss Piggy's throat, that she gagged so much, she lost her oink!!

She had a frog in her throat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'll be all frogotten about by tmw. "

I don't think so Red. Apparently Kermit is teaming up with Gazza, to record a new single. It's tipped to be number 1. It's called Frog on the Tyne!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was also rumours that Kermit rammed his love truncheon so far down Miss Piggy's throat, that she gagged so much, she lost her oink!!

She had a frog in her throat?

Ah touché!!

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick

Well that's great news for them,but it's nothingcompared to the news that broke about here yesterday morning R.I.P.

????? You'll be missed but never forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's great news for them,but it's nothingcompared to the news that broke about here yesterday morning R.I.P.

????? You'll be missed but never forgotten

You on the right thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it comes out that piggy was shagging gonzo!big nose you know!

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